suzuki samuri vs. crazy ex

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ericngina123 - 29 Jun 2007 00:27 GMT

I just received my suzuki samuri from the "ex" and drained the oil. May
sound crazy, but I think she put some type of a water based warming sex
lube in the oil and started it up. Any body have any ideas as to what
this could malfunction in my engine and how to fix it. What's crazy is I
even tasted the oil and it got really hot in my mouth and it's really
sweet. Any Ideas?

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Lon - 30 Jun 2007 03:07 GMT

ericngina123 proclaimed:

> I just received my suzuki samuri from the "ex" and drained the oil. May
> sound crazy, but I think she put some type of a water based warming sex
> lube in the oil and started it up. Any body have any ideas as to what
> this could malfunction in my engine and how to fix it. What's crazy is I
> even tasted the oil and it got really hot in my mouth and it's really
> sweet. Any Ideas?

Yeah, turn the engine on and do deep throated fellatio on the exhaust
pipe.

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