> Hi,
>
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>
> Lisa
First,I'd say that your spark plug wires and maybe your ignition coil need
replacing;the wires may be the originals and overdue for replacement,the
coil may have been damaged from the arcing of the plug wires,or itself
failed due to moisture.Try the wires first.
Then;
The white smoke could be water/degreaser that got forced into the intake
system and not anything harmful.A half-mile drive is not enough to warm up
the car,either.
If it still does it after you replace the plug wires and and go for a long
drive,then you have other problems,perhaps serious ones.
You need to hit up your brother for the repair costs.
(BTW,we don't post binaries in this newsgroup.)

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Jim Yanik
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> Hi,
>
> I Have a 1993 legend, was running perfect until today! My brother
> decided that he wanted to clean the engine for me, it did not go well!
> We went to a car wash and he first applied some engine degreaser for
> like five minutes and then power washed the engine compartment.
You are supposed to mask off all the electrical stuff with plastic
first, and to aim the spray AWAY from the electrical stuff.
> Once he was done with the wash I started the car and to my demise,
Your "demise"? Are you dead now? So sorry.
> it
> did not look good. The car was idling very low and the idling was
> cycling like crazy from like 200 to 800 RPM. I though, O.K. some water
> got somewhere and it'll dry out soon. I was wrong!! When I tried to
> shift the gear into drive it would not shift and yes, I was pressing
> on the breaks. I freaked out and I was going to kill him.
Oh, you wanted HIM to meet his demise, then. Sounds like a logical
next-step in this case...
> But, I
> wanted to get home so I finally used the ignition key to unlock the
> shifter and I made it home (I left him at the car wash) . It was less
> than half a mile drive home. My trouble did not end there; when I got
> home white smoke was coming out of the exhaust pipe. This is my story!
You may have shorted out the shift control solenoids, which are on the
upper front part of the transmission housing.
Is the "D4" or "S" light blinking? Is the Check Engine light on?
Have you managed to drive it for at least a half-hour? You may not have
cooked all the water out of its hiding places.

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dtewing@gmail.com - 21 May 2007 14:47 GMT
Lisa,
I had a similar problem with my 1993 legend and it wound up being JUST
the sprak coil.
I actually replaced all six of mine, even though only ONE was bad.
So I have 5 good coils in my shed. If you wanted one of the coils or
ALL 5 we could work something out?
Darren
>> Hi,
>>
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>Have you managed to drive it for at least a half-hour? You may not have
>cooked all the water out of its hiding places.