>Bushes are a once-only fix. Replace with poly bushes and they'll last a
>lifetime. And it's not only Alfa that suffer with this. Mondeos do, too.
>Try looking at the cost of servicing an equivalent 3-series BMW. Let me
>tell you it's not cheap servicing a VANOS BMW 6-cylinder lump.
>> Even the simplest Alfa maintenance tasks are miserable (e.g. change a
>> headlamp bulb with big hands?!). I need to jack up my car to change
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>it's not unknown for bumpers to have to be dropped to change stuff like
>that.

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> <Snip>
> >Bushes are a once-only fix. Replace with poly bushes and they'll last a
> >lifetime. And it's not only Alfa that suffer with this. Mondeos do, too.
>
> If it's that straightforward, why don't Alfa fit poly bushes?
Because most people wouldn't like the firmer ride.
>
> >> The biggest service bill for servicing my Vauxhalls (eek!)
> >
> >Which part of 'prestiege' didn't you understand?
>
> The 'e' before the 'g'! ;)
Hmmmm. I need a spill chucker for this!
> I think 'prestige' is hyping the 156 a bit
> too far. How can a 156 that is bought new for the same money as a 2
> litre Vectra be prestige?
Can they? - maybe an Alfa discount price is the same as a Vectra list
price, but you're still comparing chalk with cheese.
> I don't consider low to medium spec BMWs as
> prestige motors either BTW. In my books prestige starts at about
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>
> They're not that cheap when you factor in the depreciation from new.
No, but they're cheap to buy, and designed to be cheap to service, but
they're utterly dull, lifeless horrible things. Especially the engines,
totally characterless.
> As for 'numpties', IME, there are vastly more people that think *I* am
> a numpty for buying an Alfa. I feel like a total numpty when I see the
> cost of the work done on a low mileage car. I always felt cleverer
> handing over 70UKP for a service than 800UKP.
I'd like to know what cars you've been driving when a 36k mile service
will only cost £70! Something with a camchain, I'd assume.
If you want a fancy engine with multiple valves, variable timing and the
refinement of a cambelt, then you pay for it come service time.
I'll stick with the 'classic' Alfa Twincam and it's camchain.
> They're not all crude..the VX 220 and the development 1.9TT engine are
> quite interesting. The idea of a 1.9 diesel Vectra repmobile tagging
> along with a GTA on the motorway doesn't immediately suggest
> 'crudeness'.They also had a V6 with a higher output (similar power,
> much better torque) than the Alfa 2.5 about 3 years ago. IMO,
> crudeness has its place.
The 1.9TT is only there in concept at the moment, very unlikely it will
actually happen, and if / when it does, no-one will spend that much cash
on a Vectra anyway.
The GM V6 isn't a great engine - similar power / torque, but lifeless.
> >Try looking at the cost of servicing an equivalent 3-series BMW. Let me
> >tell you it's not cheap servicing a VANOS BMW 6-cylinder lump.
>
> Is that comparable to a 10V (manually adjusted tappets) JTD?
No idea, the JTD is diesel.
> In any case, I don't care for most over-rated German cars and am
> unimpressed when Alfas are compared to them either because it's
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> how their wallet has never been emptied at service time..since 1990!
> Why didn't I get one then? I don't like the way they drive!
You either pay the price of a brand like Alfa because you like them, or
buy a Honda Accord for cheap running costs. There's no happy medium, I'm
afraid.
> >> Even the simplest Alfa maintenance tasks are miserable (e.g. change a
> >> headlamp bulb with big hands?!). I need to jack up my car to change
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> I've never had to do it before. I've always managed (with scraped
> knuckles admittedly).

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Zathras - 04 Aug 2004 23:15 GMT
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>I'd like to know what cars you've been driving when a 36k mile service
>will only cost £70! Something with a camchain, I'd assume.
I think you've got the wrong and of the stick here..my 800UKP service
included NONE of the 36K mile stuff. That comes next time! My
comparisons are 24K and under.
>If you want a fancy engine with multiple valves, variable timing and the
>refinement of a cambelt, then you pay for it come service time.
The only thing my last shopping trolley VX didn't have from that list
was the variable valve timing (unless you include the routine cambelt
roller collapse followed by valves hitting pistons ploy!!!). Then
again my JTD does not have a 'fancy' head..2 valves/cyl.
>I'll stick with the 'classic' Alfa Twincam and it's camchain.
I have no problem with your logic there!
>> They're not all crude..the VX 220 and the development 1.9TT engine are
>> quite interesting. The idea of a 1.9 diesel Vectra repmobile tagging
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>actually happen, and if / when it does, no-one will spend that much cash
>on a Vectra anyway.
..that all depends on what VX actually deliver. The way diesel is
going though, that engine (or similar) is only a matter of time. I
wonder if the GM links to Fiat could result in twin sequential turbos
going on the JTDs any time soon. It looks like a major performance
step nonetheless.
>The GM V6 isn't a great engine - similar power / torque, but lifeless.
..nope..that's not the engine I was thinking of. GM did a hotter
version with a lot more torque (than the Alfa V6), not lifeless and
with a good sound too. Trouble was..they put it in a Mk1 Vectra and
nobody bought it so nobody noticed it. If you're really bored, look up
posts from about 3 years back where (IIRC) I posted figures (I don't
want to reopen that thread now though).
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>You either pay the price of a brand like Alfa because you like them, or
>buy a Honda Accord for cheap running costs. There's no happy medium, I'm
>afraid.
Ok but why are Alfas not as cheap as comparable Hondas to run? I would
doubt Alfas are more sophisticated than Hondas. This is the question I
can never get answered properly.
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SteveH - 04 Aug 2004 23:40 GMT
> <Snip>
> >I'd like to know what cars you've been driving when a 36k mile service
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> included NONE of the 36K mile stuff. That comes next time! My
> comparisons are 24K and under.
In which case you need to change dealer.
That's a stupid price for anything under 36k miles.
> >If you want a fancy engine with multiple valves, variable timing and the
> >refinement of a cambelt, then you pay for it come service time.
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> roller collapse followed by valves hitting pistons ploy!!!). Then
> again my JTD does not have a 'fancy' head..2 valves/cyl.
See above.
> >I'll stick with the 'classic' Alfa Twincam and it's camchain.
>
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> posts from about 3 years back where (IIRC) I posted figures (I don't
> want to reopen that thread now though).
That'll be the MV6, then.
Like I said, it's not a great engine.
On paper it looks good, in reality it feels sh.t. In comparison with the
Alfa V6, of course.
> <Snip>
> >You either pay the price of a brand like Alfa because you like them, or
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> doubt Alfas are more sophisticated than Hondas. This is the question I
> can never get answered properly.
I think you'll find that an Alfa is considerably more 'engineered' than
a Honda.
The VTEC system is very basic compared with an Alfa variable timing
system, I'd say it's even more basic than the system fitted on my
ancient 75's engine.
But it does seem that most of your woes are down to a dealer ripping you
off! - I've never seen that kind of bill for any of my Alfas, even a
full gearbox recondition was less than £500.

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Zathras - 05 Aug 2004 08:39 GMT
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>> I think you've got the wrong and of the stick here..my 800UKP service
>> included NONE of the 36K mile stuff. That comes next time! My
>> comparisons are 24K and under.
>
>In which case you need to change dealer.
What's wrong with my dealer?
300UKP is not unusual for a basic Alfa main dealer service. There was
an extra 500UKP of work which was, largely, taken up by bushes and
handbrake work identified by the MOT test. Previously, there was twice
as much bush work done under warranty by Alfa before the car had done
10000 miles. I'm pretty sure Alfa wouldn't let a main dealer write
blank cheques like that if the work was unnecessary would they?
The main issue is the (widely noted) poor quality of the suspension on
Alfa 156s from both a mechanical robustness POV and effectiveness POV
(there's far too much vertical movement allowed for the ride height).
>That's a stupid price for anything under 36k miles.
That's my original point! It's happened 2 out of 3 times now so no
flash-in-the-pan either!
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>> ..nope..that's not the engine I was thinking of. GM did a hotter
>> version with a lot more torque (than the Alfa V6), not lifeless and
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>
>That'll be the MV6, then.
Can't remember - possibly!
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>But it does seem that most of your woes are down to a dealer ripping you
>off! - I've never seen that kind of bill for any of my Alfas, even a
>full gearbox recondition was less than £500.
Are we talking main dealership prices or backstreet specialist here?
My dealer is a main dealer. The parts prices seem quite reasonable and
they work to Alfa's 'Menu Pricing'. The problem is the labour rate
which is not unusual for a main dealership. I'm unaware of any
convenient specialist Alfa service in my area (Glasgow South West) and
had a warranty to keep up.
The choices now appear to be DIY (I've got other things to do) or
expensive main dealer. I could sell and move on but I really like the
car (except at service times!).

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