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Car Forum / Alfa Romeo Cars / March 2005Is it just me...
...bright sunny morning, tooling down the dual carriageway at a respectable 70 mph. Very few cars on the road apart form a eurobox in the inside lane (Pugeot/Citroen/Rover???) and a gold BMW 316 i convertible in the outside lane overtaking said eurobox UNTIL he sees a 156 bearing down on him, whereupon he backs off and matches the speed of the car in the inside lane at about 40mph...no way past so I backed off and ended up right behind him for a bit. Followed him for a bit until it was safe to overtake him and then dropped a cog and went around the outside. He was shaking and shouting and obviously very upset that he was being passed...real road rage moment for the Beemer boy. Anyway it got me thinking...you know how dog owners end up looking like their dogs? Well, do BMW cars attract the owners, or do the cars turn the drivers into tossers? Do they have to fill out a special form when you buy one that says "I promise to drive like a w.nker, cut people up at every opportunity, and generally act like I am a smug bastard because I am driving a Bavarian Mobile Wanktank - so help me God" - before they will let you take it off the forecourt??? Ahh, I think the medication is beginning to work.... > ...bright sunny morning, tooling down the dual carriageway at a > respectable 70 mph. Very few cars on the road apart form a eurobox in [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Ahh, I think the medication is beginning to work.... When I bought mine I found a hidden document wallet under the driver's seat, inside was a certficate, it read, "This Is to Certify That The Owner Of This Vehicle Now Officially Owns The Road" While I had the car I used to enjoy the expressions of amazement I got when letting people out of junctions when I had right of way, indicating to drivers behind me that it was clear for them to pass and completely failing to tailgate everything in front of me. Then I smacked it into a wall and bought a car that didn't leave everyone who saw me driving assuming I was a total w.nker.  SignatureI Amuse (I am Hughes.) Judge Nutmeg in #Digi 1998 156 2.0 TS Sport The arrogance pack is an option on bmw's I believe > ...bright sunny morning, tooling down the dual carriageway at a > respectable 70 mph. Very few cars on the road apart form a eurobox in > the inside lane (Pugeot/Citroen/Rover???) and a gold BMW 316 i > convertible in the outside lane overtaking said eurobox UNTIL he sees a > 156 bearing down on him, Its interesting to note that even though you ...do not like... BMW drivers, you seem to remember so much about his car !!! Colour, Engine size Spec male driver Convertible??? I wasn't aware those Munchen sausage makers made a 1.6 convertible!!! please don;t tell me it's a new one... Why didn;t you just razz it past him over the middle? Kick up some dirt/dust/smallish paint chipping stones from the central reservation and be gone with him? And what are you doing taking your pride and joy out early on a weekend morning, let the guy have a lie in man !!! The only time it is justifiable to let your Alfa stretch his engine throat so early on the weekend is when your stomach is calling for an Egg-McMuffin (or BLT bagel now!!!) from the local greasy Golden M before the 10.30am breakfast lockdown... Domestos >>...bright sunny morning, tooling down the dual carriageway at a >>respectable 70 mph. Very few cars on the road apart form a eurobox in [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > Domestos It was an oldish one. Don't know about you but I tend to try and concentrate a bit whilst driving, so I occasionally remember what happened. Dual carriageway with central barrier, so much as I would have liked to engage hover mode, "razzing it past him over the middle" would have caused more than stone chips. Do you drink the Domestos? When i got my alfa i took sp1 - stereotype pack 1 that is. So now, even though i've got a young family, I like to cruise the King's Road at midnight in an open shirt with one hand out of the window holding an impossibly strong cigarette and the other wedged up my model girlfriend's miniskirt whilst steering with my knees and adjusting my alice band. > When i got my alfa i took sp1 - stereotype pack 1 that is. So now, > even though i've got a young family, I like to cruise the King's Road > at midnight in an open shirt with one hand out of the window holding an > impossibly strong cigarette and the other wedged up my model > girlfriend's miniskirt whilst steering with my knees and adjusting my > alice band. I would have gone for SP1 but after the warranty runs out you get cancer of the throat from the cigarettes, the shirt no longer fastens over your beer gut, and the girlfriend turns into a shapless fat blob with a mustache in a black dress. > When i got my alfa i took sp1 - stereotype pack 1 that is. So now, > even though i've got a young family, I like to cruise the King's Road > at midnight in an open shirt with one hand out of the window holding an > impossibly strong cigarette and the other wedged up my model > girlfriend's miniskirt whilst steering with my knees and adjusting my > alice band. You forget the stereo with techno music at maximum volume =) Here in Italy it's the same... no matter which car you have, no matter which engine is in it, you'll always have at your back a twat in a Golf (but can be a Passat, an Audi or a BMW... exp. the X5 or X3) who wants to overtake you... =) SignatureJacopo Prato, Italia -- Sportwagon 2.5 V6 24V (192cv) SP3 Join the Club! www.alfasport.net -- hahaha i forgot the cost of the car means you have to live with your mum until you are 40 too!! > hahaha > i forgot the cost of the car means you have to live with your mum until > you are 40 too!! The cars are cheap - it's the extra warranty you need to invest in!!! Oh for goodness sake you Alfa drivers are such a bunch of turds. "Nyah nyah nyah we don't like BMWs" - what you really mean is: "in comparison to a BMW my Alfa is a piece of sh.t that breaks down every 10 minutes." As for having your hand up your girlfriends skirt...... fist up your boyfriends rectum more likely. And oh dear - an Alice band......... for goodness sake you must be some kind of shirtlifter. > Oh for goodness sake you Alfa drivers are such a bunch of turds. "Nyah > nyah nyah we don't like BMWs" - what you really mean is: "in comparison [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > And oh dear - an Alice band......... for goodness sake you must be some > kind of shirtlifter. Why are you even reading this group? SignatureCatman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3 Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply) Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 75 2.0 TS (Badly bent) 155 TS Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk >>Oh for goodness sake you Alfa drivers are such a bunch of turds. "Nyah >>nyah nyah we don't like BMWs" - what you really mean is: "in comparison [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Why are you even reading this group? He's envious... Halmyre >>>Oh for goodness sake you Alfa drivers are such a bunch of turds. "Nyah >>>nyah nyah we don't like BMWs" - what you really mean is: "in comparison [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > He's envious... LOL SignatureCatman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3 Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply) Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 75 2.0 TS (Badly bent) 155 TS Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk > And oh dear - an Alice band......... for goodness sake you must be some > kind of shirtlifter. What the f.cks an alice band!!!! Or would it be better I did not know ? Domestos >> And oh dear - an Alice band......... for goodness sake you must be some >> kind of shirtlifter. > > What the f.cks an alice band!!!! > > Or would it be better I did not know ? It's a hair band, as worn by Alice in Wonderland SignatureCatman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3 Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply) Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 75 2.0 TS (Badly bent) 155 TS Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk >>When i got my alfa i took sp1 - stereotype pack 1 that is. So now, >>even though i've got a young family, I like to cruise the King's Road [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > be a Passat, an Audi or a BMW... exp. the X5 or X3) who wants to overtake > you... =) Audi and VW drivers are usually very polite... > When i got my alfa i took sp1 - stereotype pack 1 that is. So now, > even though i've got a young family, I like to cruise the King's Road > at midnight in an open shirt with one hand out of the window holding an > impossibly strong cigarette and the other wedged up my model > girlfriend's miniskirt whilst steering with my knees and adjusting my > alice band. An alice band?!? Are you perhaps familiar with the expression "gaylord"?... Halmyre I am indeed familiar, that obliquely being my point that the intersection of outwardly macho behaviour and latent homosexual headware is firmly with italian footballers. > I am indeed familiar, that obliquely being my point that the > intersection of outwardly macho behaviour and latent homosexual > headware is firmly with italian footballers. Ah, so David Beckham's Italian! That explains his problems with the English language, but not his taste in scrawny women. Halmyre Oh for goodness sake you Alfa drivers are all such turds wit your "nyah nyah nyah we hate BMWs".... what you really mean is "My Alfa is such a piece of crap, it breaks down every 5 minutes... I wish I had a BMW". As for the hand up the girlfriends skirt, fist up your boyfriends rectum more like. An Alice band - oh dear - you need help.. Oh for goodness sake you Alfa drivers are all such turds wit your "nyah nyah nyah we hate BMWs".... what you really mean is "My Alfa is such a piece of crap, it breaks down every 5 minutes... I wish I had a BMW". As for the hand up the girlfriends skirt, fist up your boyfriends rectum more like. An Alice band - oh dear - you need help.. > Oh for goodness sake you Alfa drivers are all such turds wit your "nyah > nyah nyah we hate BMWs".... what you really mean is "My Alfa is such a > piece of crap, it breaks down every 5 minutes... I wish I had a BMW". I don't want to put my perfectly shaped a.s in a piece of sh.t engineered in germany. If our Alfa break down every 5 minutes you BMW drivers are out of the right way digging big holes in the ground (that maybe is the work that a BMW should do) 'cause your cars simply don't have grip on wet tarmac without thousands of electronical helps. My best regards, SignatureJacopo Prato, Italia -- Sportwagon 2.5 V6 24V Distinctive Join the Club! www.alfasport.net -- Well just try sitting on the bench and you find there's a statistical anomaly toward bad driving and BMW owners :) Methinks we have touched a raw nerve with this BMW driver leyton.david. I'm not too sure wether He has a girlfriend or a boyfriend. Judging by his anatomical knowledge I would think the latter. SignaturePaul Woodsford Remove NOSPAM to reply. > > Well just try sitting on the bench and you find there's a statistical > anomaly toward bad driving and BMW owners :) I would imagine he has several. Daily. This ones been flogged to death now !!!! thank you for informing us Dom. We'll all shut up now shall we. Obviously drives a Saab. |
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