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Car Forum / Alfa Romeo Cars / January 2007

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Makollig Jassvahted - 20 Jan 2007 11:23 GMT
Bloody good isn't it?  The thing comes on every time one of the number plate
lights is a bit dodgly, a little tap on the number plate bulb holder sorts
it out.

Now, with a blown N/S dipped headlight bulb it *doesn't* come on.

'Twas tricky removing the duff bulb, I'm thinking it going to be even harder
to replace it after reading a few of the posts in here.

Ta-ra

Makollig.
Halmyre - 20 Jan 2007 23:34 GMT
> Bloody good isn't it?  The thing comes on every time one of the number plate
> lights is a bit dodgly, a little tap on the number plate bulb holder sorts
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Makollig.

It's true. The statue of the Venus De Milo was based on an Alfa owner
who tried to change her own headlight bulbs...

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Catman - 21 Jan 2007 10:39 GMT
>> Bloody good isn't it?  The thing comes on every time one of the number plate
>> lights is a bit dodgly, a little tap on the number plate bulb holder sorts
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> It's true. The statue of the Venus De Milo was based on an Alfa owner
> who tried to change her own headlight bulbs...

Pah.  Indicators......

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SteveH - 21 Jan 2007 10:55 GMT
> > It's true. The statue of the Venus De Milo was based on an Alfa owner
> > who tried to change her own headlight bulbs...
> >
> Pah.  Indicators......

Have you done the sidelights yet?

I did one last weekend. On the nearside - which is the worst side.
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Catman - 21 Jan 2007 19:09 GMT
>>> It's true. The statue of the Venus De Milo was based on an Alfa owner
>>> who tried to change her own headlight bulbs...
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> I did one last weekend. On the nearside - which is the worst side.

Not if someone installed an alarm box behind your offside, it's not.....

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SteveH - 21 Jan 2007 19:10 GMT
> >>> It's true. The statue of the Venus De Milo was based on an Alfa owner
> >>> who tried to change her own headlight bulbs...
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Not if someone installed an alarm box behind your offside, it's not.....

Lol!

Give me the relative simplicity of the 75 any day.

There's acres of room in that engine bay.

Could be worse, though - we could have 2.4JTDs.

'fag, get, paper, couldnt, there, in, a'..... arrange into a well-known
saying ;-)

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Catman - 21 Jan 2007 20:14 GMT
>>>>> It's true. The statue of the Venus De Milo was based on an Alfa owner
>>>>> who tried to change her own headlight bulbs...
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> There's acres of room in that engine bay.

V6 3L anyone?
> Could be worse, though - we could have 2.4JTDs.
>
> 'fag, get, paper, couldnt, there, in, a'..... arrange into a well-known
> saying ;-)

;)

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Zathras - 28 Jan 2007 19:09 GMT
>> >>> It's true. The statue of the Venus De Milo was based on an Alfa owner
>> >>> who tried to change her own headlight bulbs...
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>'fag, get, paper, couldnt, there, in, a'..... arrange into a well-known
>saying ;-)

Isn't it the same for bulb changes - deep cuts to hands, lots of
naughty words? I had to do BOTH sidelights on mine. Don't ask..oh
well, took out the working offside one first to get the ideal and feel
for the job on the trickier blown near side. You guessed it - the
worker's filament was broken on inspection - the movement was the
final straw!  :-((  I cheer myself up by saying that it must have been
about to go anyway! Pricey little things too..

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savamac - 21 Jan 2007 16:10 GMT
> Pah.  Indicators......
>
> --
No, sorry, I don't believe a human being with normal hands can change a
front indicator bulb on a 156.

Do you have evidence that it can be done (video footage, affidavit
signed by your local magistrate, etc.) ??

Dave S...

156 2.0 SP2 '98  (tempting fate, but still running on the original
front indicator bulbs)   :>))
Catman - 21 Jan 2007 19:16 GMT
>> Pah.  Indicators......
>>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Do you have evidence that it can be done (video footage, affidavit
> signed by your local magistrate, etc.) ??

Not me guv, not tried, yet......

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Eddie Bermuda - 28 Jan 2007 07:17 GMT
>>> Pah.  Indicators......
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Not me guv, not tried, yet......

Drive a BMW...you never need to bother with indicators...
Jim - 28 Jan 2007 09:00 GMT
>>>> Pah.  Indicators......
>>>>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>>
> Drive a BMW...you never need to bother with indicators...

Drive a BMW....join the chav clones.
PeterMcC - 28 Jan 2007 13:56 GMT
Jim wrote in
<45bc6624$0$27096$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk>

>>>>> Pah.  Indicators......
>>>>>
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>
> Drive a BMW....join the chav clones.

I think that Eddie meant to use an ironic typeface :)

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Eddie Bermuda - 28 Jan 2007 21:41 GMT
> Jim wrote in
> <45bc6624$0$27096$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> I think that Eddie meant to use an ironic typeface :)

If I knew what an ironic typeface was, I would have used it.

Why have people (and not just the chav clones) stopped using indicators
anyway?
Catman - 29 Jan 2007 06:13 GMT
>> Jim wrote in
>> <45bc6624$0$27096$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> Why have people (and not just the chav clones) stopped using indicators
> anyway?

Laziness and / or stupidity.

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PeterMcC - 29 Jan 2007 08:06 GMT
Eddie Bermuda wrote in
<epj5b5$bth$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk>

>> Jim wrote in
>> <45bc6624$0$27096$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk>
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>>
> If I knew what an ironic typeface was, I would have used it.

I suspected that Jim thought you were seriously promoting the driving of
BMWs so I was trying - with what I had hoped was some subtlety - to tell him
that he might have misunderstood your comment which I took to be ironic.

There is a jokey rule in journalism that one should always alert the reader
to irony by using an ironic typeface. The irony is that there's no such
thing. Ha ha ha ha... (ironic laughter)

> Why have people (and not just the chav clones) stopped using
> indicators anyway?

Because, in line with the spirit of the age, they don't take other people
into consideration if they can't see any direct benefit to themselves. And
they are too self-absorbed and/or stupid to realise that we and they benefit
from such consideration in the long run.

Bah!

And now...

...time for me to lighten up :)

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Jim - 29 Jan 2007 09:41 GMT
> Eddie Bermuda wrote in
> <epj5b5$bth$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk>
[quoted text clipped - 39 lines]
>
> ...time for me to lighten up :)

You are right. I hadn't seen the irony. But I did after your comment of
course. When I hear anyone promoting BMW I just feel sorry for
them....first reaction.....and this time I missed the funny. Sorry. But
glad everyone in here seems to agree what blockheads they are!
Eddie Bermuda - 29 Jan 2007 17:12 GMT
>> Eddie Bermuda wrote in
>> <epj5b5$bth$1$8300dec7@news.demon.co.uk>
[quoted text clipped - 47 lines]
> them....first reaction.....and this time I missed the funny. Sorry. But
> glad everyone in here seems to agree what blockheads they are!
It's a common thing, and I thought it was just me getting old and
grumpy....I suppose I should be relieved?

Irony...is that similar to steely and aluminumy?

E
savamac - 30 Jan 2007 09:16 GMT
On 28 Jan, 21:41, Eddie Bermuda
<eddie.berm...@cosgrove991.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> Why have people (and not just the chav clones) stopped using indicators
> anyway?

Well, you may have noticed the recent rises in base rate.  These will
soon be followed by a complete collapse of the UK economy,
particularly service industries.  The only option for survival will be
re-deployment of the work-force into manual work (dark satanic mills
etc..).  In preparation for this, the far-sighted among us have
stopped using indicators, thereby obviating the need to replace blown
bulbs, and keeping what's left of our fingertips in the process.  Ah
yes, we'll be ready to apply for those manual jobs ("only aplicants
possessing all their fingers need apply").
Eddie Bermuda - 30 Jan 2007 17:36 GMT
> On 28 Jan, 21:41, Eddie Bermuda
> <eddie.berm...@cosgrove991.demon.co.uk> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> yes, we'll be ready to apply for those manual jobs ("only aplicants
> possessing all their fingers need apply").

So let's reflect...you consciously choose not to use your finger to
switch on an indicator?  You aspire to manual work?  In a dark satanic
mill?  And you advertise these facts?

Your name is Kevin, you drive a BMW, and you live in Essex, and I claim
my £5.

E :¬)
 
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