User's Manual

A. Initial notes:

1)  This Product should be used according to the instructions and its
destinaton.
2) The warranty will be voided  if resulting  of  improper transport,
keeping, or exploitation
3) Don't trust anyone.

B. Recommendations:

  * Fortuitousness, facultativity and indefinableness.
  * Aesthetics of the waves. A dirt stained windows in the house.
  * A perceptible statues, elation, speck, diving.

C.   Contraindications:

   * Depression, tension, despair, ecstasy, anger, joy

 D.  Side effects and interactions:

   * The eyes became expressionless and blurred
   * Decadency, declination
   * Feeling of restlessness and curiosity.
   * Giraffes coming out from the wardrobe.
   * A gentle transitions  trough undetermined states

 E.  Standard equipment:

     * Three little birds,
     * Spaghetti with potatoes and beans,
     * Small and large worms,
     * Black coffee, (three quarter of the cup) without sugar,
     * Sweated  sports jacket,
     * A seven headed beast with hanging and threatening  mace above it.

   F.  Auxiliary  equipment:

     *  A bread-crumps coated  beef steak with potatoes  and cabbage,
     *  White towel with embroiled " Happy Horse",
     *  Dusted trombone,
     *  A small pipe bended to the shape of  letter U
     *  Young, hot, and  enticing  blond girl
     *  A  nuisance  bell,
     *  A fibrous  and porous  carbon materials.

    G.   How to set the device into the motion and  use it:

    1) Turn all lights on and shut the door.
    2 ) Shift the outflow water lever to the position "E"
    3) Clean up everything in line of your sight.
    4) Turn on emergency fuel pump.
    5) Take a handful of soil  and throw it on white sheet.
    6) Lie down with your  back to the floor or bed ( I'm suggesting to put
nappies on)
     7) Cover your mouth and nose with some wet material.
     8) Take a balloon into your hand. ( Remember always to use
disposable rubber gloves)
      9) Regulate the stream with the rear knob.
     10) Lift the cover up to expose the buttons.
     11) Press white and red button.
     12) Get up, and stand still.
     13) Make your wish.
     14) Imagine you're walking down on the stairs.
     15)Breathe regularly
     16) Check that all words were spelled correctly
      17  CALL YOUR GRAMMA ON THE PHONE
      18) Toss the coin or dice
      19) Shut  the main valve and decrease pressure
      20) Feel the belly
      21) Feel the rhytm
      22) Quickly take your pants off ( be careful of low temperatures)
      23) Move your arms,  act and sound like a chook.
      24) Check your pulse
      25) Put your left hand on the buttock
      26) Bow down and leave the building as quick as possible.
      27) Make as much noise as you can.
      28) Listen to the environment and your breath.
      29) Smile, smile laud!
      30) Now you can kiss the bride.