>> What the f.ck did they win?
>>
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> plastic thinamabobs.
> :-)
You obviously need experience in the fine art of raising children, Dan. How
old is your little girl? Wait until she gets taken to her first Show. A
showbag is a cheap price to pay for peace and quiet. :-)
Been there, done that - three times. Now have a granson to repolish old
skills.
Steve
Dan--- - 23 Apr 2006 09:27 GMT
> You obviously need experience in the fine art of raising children, Dan.
> How old is your little girl? Wait until she gets taken to her first Show.
> A showbag is a cheap price to pay for peace and quiet. :-)
She is 5 months old so the first show is going to be a while. :-)
> Been there, done that - three times. Now have a granson to repolish old
> skills.
:-)

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Dan
Noddy - 23 Apr 2006 12:46 GMT
> She is 5 months old so the first show is going to be a while. :-)
Ah, nice.
By that time showbags will be about 40 bucks each, and she'll want at least
20 :)
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Noddy.
Fraser Johnston - 24 Apr 2006 04:49 GMT
>> You obviously need experience in the fine art of raising children, Dan.
>> How old is your little girl? Wait until she gets taken to her first Show.
>> A showbag is a cheap price to pay for peace and quiet. :-)
>
> She is 5 months old so the first show is going to be a while. :-)
5 months!!!! Time flies. I would of guessed 2 months.
Fraser
Michael C - 23 Apr 2006 10:45 GMT
> You obviously need experience in the fine art of raising children, Dan.
> How old is your little girl? Wait until she gets taken to her first Show.
> A showbag is a cheap price to pay for peace and quiet. :-)
Sounds like your kids were in control. :-)
Michael
Toby Ponsenby - 23 Apr 2006 11:19 GMT
>> You obviously need experience in the fine art of raising children, Dan.
>> How old is your little girl? Wait until she gets taken to her first Show.
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> Michael
They are - from the moment their mother teaches them to sulk.
Or scream. As the case may be.

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quidquid latine dictum
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Big Dick - 23 Apr 2006 15:01 GMT
>>> What the f.ck did they win?
>>>
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> You obviously need experience in the fine art of raising children, Dan.
> How old is your little girl?
16? Jig a jig.
Serialpest - 23 Apr 2006 23:03 GMT
>>>>What the f.ck did they win?
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> 16? Jig a jig.
She's about 6 months old and was an anal birth from her abiriginal
mother. For those that do not know about aboriginal births, they start
out as a bowl movement and