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I am speachless over this one.

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atec 77 - 14 Mar 2007 14:39 GMT
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html
David Z - 14 Mar 2007 14:51 GMT
It's actually speechless.  This is usually a word a 10 year old can spell
without problems.

> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html
ReSiN8oR - 15 Mar 2007 10:05 GMT
> It's actually speechless.  This is usually a word a 10 year old can spell
> without problems.
>
>>http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html

Bwahahahahah at least the man knows something about cars unlike you...
You f.cking twit.
the_dawggie - 14 Mar 2007 14:53 GMT
> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html

That's fairly special.

I only feel that way when I wake up to early in the morning
though.
veritas - 14 Mar 2007 15:07 GMT
He seems to be struggling with it on the wheelbarrow.  He needs to invent an antigravity device
to lighten his load!

> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html

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a9x5l - 14 Mar 2007 21:51 GMT
> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html

The poor bugger's obviously mentally ill, but being a Victorian, he can't
access the care he needs. The reporter should be ashamed too, (obviously)
using him for laughs is pretty low IMHO.

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Biteme - 14 Mar 2007 22:38 GMT
>> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html
>
> The poor bugger's obviously mentally ill, but being a Victorian, he can't
> access the care he needs. The reporter should be ashamed too, (obviously)
> using him for laughs is pretty low IMHO.

you need to "lighten up" a bit :)  boom-boom
David Springthorpe - 15 Mar 2007 00:15 GMT
>http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html

The poor guy has obviously been left a bit up in the air by everyone.....
Jack - 15 Mar 2007 02:40 GMT
>> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html
>
> The poor guy has obviously been left a bit up in the air by everyone.....

A lot of people are like this guy.
They think they've got something others haven't.

I bet this guy has. A malfunctioning anti gravity machine
Daffyd - 15 Mar 2007 01:15 GMT
> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html

He was interviewed on talkback radio very recently and made very litlle
sense.
RainbowWarrior - 15 Mar 2007 08:24 GMT
> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html

Damn good way to retire, convince the missus you are a froot loop, sit in
the shed all day watching telly pretending to work on an antigravity machine
:)
the_dawggie - 15 Mar 2007 08:47 GMT
>>http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html
>
> Damn good way to retire, convince the missus you are a froot loop, sit in
> the shed all day watching telly pretending to work on an antigravity machine
> :)

I already am a froot loop, and my mind is an antigravity machine,
so I'm good.
ReSiN8oR - 15 Mar 2007 10:13 GMT
> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html

I am too
Michael C - 16 Mar 2007 03:34 GMT
> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html

If this guy really had invented an antigravity machine he wouldn't be
ignored. The internet is full of ideas like this that are simply impossible
because they break the laws of physics. An anti-gravity machine is probably
possible but it would require a constant stream of energy, so any energy
harnessed from it would just be gained from the energy supplied to it. Most
likely it wouldn't be 100% efficient so there would be some loss of energy.
So instead of being a machine that made energy it would be a machine that
used energy.

Energy cannot be created, it has to come from somewhere. Petrol has energy
that can be release by burning it, uranium has energy that can be released
by breaking it's bonds, a mass at the top of a mountain (eg water) has
energy that can be released by reducing it's height. A machine cannot simply
make energy.

The only patent I can find by this guy is "Sound Emitting Device for
Beverage Containers" which seems more along his line of invention, although
the site I used to search wasn't too good:
http://pericles.ipaustralia.gov.au/ols/searching/patsearch/search_section.jsp?ke
yNo=2003100072&sectionCode=DTL&type=I


Michael
atec 77 - 16 Mar 2007 06:07 GMT
>> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html
>
> If this guy really had invented an antigravity machine he wouldn't be
> ignored.
 you think ?
the_dawggie - 16 Mar 2007 09:44 GMT
> >>http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html
>
> > If this guy really had invented an antigravity machine he wouldn't be
> > ignored.
>
>   you think ?

He'd be wearing concrete footware at a deep puddle
of water. There would be someone else taking the
credit for the invention, lots of meetings, a company
being created, then a product being marketed
that no one really knows how to use or even actually
sees. It was not reliable anyway - all good though because
the investors poured money into it, and the ATO,
who then got the shites when they realized.....
Michael C - 16 Mar 2007 09:55 GMT
>>> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html
>>
>> If this guy really had invented an antigravity machine he wouldn't be
>> ignored.

>  you think ?

Yes. I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not but going by your initial
response you seem to believe him.
atec 77 - 16 Mar 2007 11:02 GMT
>>>> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html
>>> If this guy really had invented an antigravity machine he wouldn't be
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Yes. I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not but going by your initial
> response you seem to believe him.

You think ?

 do ya hear the sound ?
Clockmeister - 19 Mar 2007 10:25 GMT
>>>>> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html
>>>> If this guy really had invented an antigravity machine he wouldn't be
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
>  do ya hear the sound ?

Whoosh?
RainbowWarrior - 16 Mar 2007 09:12 GMT
>> http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21377185-2862,00.html
>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> loss of energy. So instead of being a machine that made energy it would be
> a machine that used energy.

You can't blame a wacky senile old fart for having a go anyway
.............................
Hey he made the internet! If he knows what it is......... :)

> Energy cannot be created, it has to come from somewhere. Petrol has energy
> that can be release by burning it, uranium has energy that can be released
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Michael
Diesel Damo - 17 Mar 2007 02:36 GMT
> If this guy really had invented an antigravity machine he wouldn't be
> ignored. The internet is full of ideas like this that are simply impossible
> because they break the laws of physics. An anti-gravity machine is probably
> possible but it would require a constant stream of energy,

Can you tell me where all the energy comes from that "powers" gravity
in the first place? Why a rock continues to endlessly exert pressure
on the ground beneath it forever?

While we're on the subject of breaking the laws of physics, why is it
that gravity is allowed to break the speed of light? Sounds to me like
gravity is very naughty indeed :-)
Bernd Felsche - 17 Mar 2007 03:26 GMT
>> If this guy really had invented an antigravity machine he
>> wouldn't be ignored. The internet is full of ideas like this that
>> are simply impossible because they break the laws of physics. An
>> anti-gravity machine is probably possible but it would require a
>> constant stream of energy,

>Can you tell me where all the energy comes from that "powers" gravity
>in the first place? Why a rock continues to endlessly exert pressure
>on the ground beneath it forever?

Because it's not moving. No work is done if there is no movement due
to the force. i.e. no energy is required.

>While we're on the subject of breaking the laws of physics, why is it
>that gravity is allowed to break the speed of light? Sounds to me like
>gravity is very naughty indeed :-)

What's the nature of gravity? Does it have to _travel_?
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Diesel Damo - 17 Mar 2007 05:59 GMT
On Mar 17, 1:26 pm, Bernd Felsche <ber...@innovative.iinet.net.au>
wrote:

> Because it's not moving. No work is done if there is no movement due
> to the force. i.e. no energy is required.

Yeah that's the answer that physics text books will say. But, and
don't take this the wrong way, a "common sense" look at it tells you
there is something happening there. I mean, if you were trying to push
a barrel up a hill, but your maximum strength was only enough to hold
it in position, I think you'd agree that you were "working" pretty
hard :-)

> What's the nature of gravity? Does it have to _travel_?

I guess that's the real question. It's just that this has been in the
back of my mind since my highschool days.

e.g. if the sun were belted out of the galaxy by a cosmic cricket bat,
would the Earth immediately stop orbiting that position? You'd think
so. Yet it would take the light however long to stop shining on us (4
days is it? I forget). Ergo gravity is faster than light.
Michael C - 17 Mar 2007 06:06 GMT
> Yeah that's the answer that physics text books will say. But, and
> don't take this the wrong way, a "common sense" look at it tells you
> there is something happening there. I mean, if you were trying to push
> a barrel up a hill, but your maximum strength was only enough to hold
> it in position, I think you'd agree that you were "working" pretty
> hard :-)

That's just a fault/feature of the human body. You could consider it like a
car slipping the clutch to hold the barrel still on a hill, it is using
energy but all of that energy is lost in heat. If you put the handbrake on
then it would stop using energy. If you want to mathematical explanation,
energy is force x distance, so the force can be very large but if the
distance is zero then the energy is zero.

> I guess that's the real question. It's just that this has been in the
> back of my mind since my highschool days.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> so. Yet it would take the light however long to stop shining on us (4
> days is it? I forget). Ergo gravity is faster than light.

That's a very interesting question, one worthy of the backpage of
newscientist mag. They have lots of reader questions like this and this
would have to be one of the more interesting ones. I have no idea how
gravity works so can't even start to answer it.
Diesel Damo - 17 Mar 2007 07:43 GMT
> That's just a fault/feature of the human body. You could consider it like a
> car slipping the clutch to hold the barrel still on a hill, it is using
> energy but all of that energy is lost in heat.

Yes but it still takes energy to do it.

> If you put the handbrake on then it would stop using energy.

Well that changes things a bit. But it's still the same as a rock
exerting pressure on the ground. Physics can explain away my question
by defining what energy is and what work is etc, but me not ever
having been a student of physics (not officially anyway) don't take
the rules for granted. To me it seems like physics has a little hole
in it here.

> If you want to mathematical explanation,
> energy is force x distance, so the force can be very large but if the
> distance is zero then the energy is zero.

To me (uneducated Joe Average) that doesn't sound like an adequate
description of energy considering what my "every day" experiences with
energy are.

To try to illustrate my point, imagine the colours red green and blue.
You know these colours are around because you see them all the time.
But then imagine an accepted school of thought that says there are
only two colours; red and green. You show someone blue and they say,
"No there's nothing there because there's no red or green." You're
left thinking, "Yeah but... look..."

I feel like I'm the one left thinking, "Yeah but... look at the rock
pressing hard on the ground..."

> > e.g. if the sun were belted out of the galaxy by a cosmic cricket bat,
> > would the Earth immediately stop orbiting that position? You'd think
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> would have to be one of the more interesting ones. I have no idea how
> gravity works so can't even start to answer it.

As far as I can see, current physics doesn't know how gravity works
either. It's just there, taken for granted, and special.

Anyway, I'm probably babbling now. Like I said I've just wondered
about this since I was a kid. Seems odd to me.
Bernd Felsche - 17 Mar 2007 07:25 GMT
>> Because it's not moving. No work is done if there is no movement due
>> to the force. i.e. no energy is required.

>Yeah that's the answer that physics text books will say. But, and
>don't take this the wrong way, a "common sense" look at it tells you
>there is something happening there. I mean, if you were trying to push
>a barrel up a hill, but your maximum strength was only enough to hold
>it in position, I think you'd agree that you were "working" pretty
>hard :-)

You're an inefficient human. (Or close approximation.)

A stick or a rock could easily make your whingeing arse redundant.
:-)

>> What's the nature of gravity? Does it have to _travel_?

>I guess that's the real question. It's just that this has been in the
>back of my mind since my highschool days.

>e.g. if the sun were belted out of the galaxy by a cosmic cricket bat,
>would the Earth immediately stop orbiting that position? You'd think
>so.

It has to by all the known gravitational laws. There is still
inertia in the system so "orbit" would appear to continue for a
short while. Mind you, whatever knocked the sun out of position
would be of much more concern because it would probably "adopt" us.

>Yet it would take the light however long to stop shining on us (4
>days is it? I forget). Ergo gravity is faster than light.

It might take politician 4 days to realize but sentient beings would
observe the difference in about 500 seconds. Time is the distance
divided by the velocity... about 149,000,000 km at 300,000 km/sec

So if you're starting to feel a bit dizzy, but the world appears
otherwise normal, it could be that galactic cueball snookering Sol
into a black hole.
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Diesel Damo - 17 Mar 2007 07:49 GMT
On Mar 17, 5:25 pm, Bernd Felsche <ber...@innovative.iinet.net.au>
wrote:
> You're an inefficient human. (Or close approximation.)
>
> A stick or a rock could easily make your whingeing arse redundant.
> :-)

Damn that new fangled stick and rock technology :-)

> >> What's the nature of gravity? Does it have to _travel_?
> >I guess that's the real question. It's just that this has been in the
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> short while. Mind you, whatever knocked the sun out of position
> would be of much more concern because it would probably "adopt" us.

> >Yet it would take the light however long to stop shining on us (4
> >days is it? I forget). Ergo gravity is faster than light.
>
> It might take politician 4 days to realize but sentient beings would
> observe the difference in about 500 seconds. Time is the distance
> divided by the velocity... about 149,000,000 km at 300,000 km/sec

Didn't realise the sun was so close. I might put on a hat then.

> So if you're starting to feel a bit dizzy, but the world appears
> otherwise normal, it could be that galactic cueball snookering Sol
> into a black hole.

Reminds me of the "White Hole" Red Dwarf episode.
atec 77 - 17 Mar 2007 09:34 GMT
> On Mar 17, 5:25 pm, Bernd Felsche <ber...@innovative.iinet.net.au>
> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Damn that new fangled stick and rock technology :-)

Now who said "Give me a lever and a fulcrum and I will move the world" ?

>>>> What's the nature of gravity? Does it have to _travel_?
>>> I guess that's the real question. It's just that this has been in the
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>
> Reminds me of the "White Hole" Red Dwarf episode.
Fran - 17 Mar 2007 10:07 GMT
> > On Mar 17, 5:25 pm, Bernd Felsche <ber...@innovative.iinet.net.au>
> > wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Now who said "Give me a lever and a fulcrum and I will move the world" ?

'

Archimedes IIRC. Wasn't it "and a firm place to stand"?

Fran
 
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