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Car Forum / Australian Car Forums / General Car Topics (Australian group) / March 2007What would you do?
When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately the silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting your car quite hard. do you... A) ignore it completely B) wait till she goes then open your door on her car C) log the number plate then make an insurance claim D) politely tell her off E) rudely tell her off F) something else entirely FWIW I chose option D - and damn near got in a fight with her husband who thought there was nothing wrong with opening a car door onto someone elses car. > When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately > the silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > who thought there was nothing wrong with opening a car door onto someone > elses car. Take the rego if I could resist smashing them the has it assessed and have the insurance gut them . This is what you do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtW51ytrOr0 What is it about Ford drivers? > When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately the > silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting your [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > thought there was nothing wrong with opening a car door onto someone elses > car. > When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately the > silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting your [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > thought there was nothing wrong with opening a car door onto someone elses > car. B or E. E is good, bash the shite out of the hubby if there is a complaint. C you will get LOLed at and have to pay the excess. F Hold up a sign as mentioned in this NG. > When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately the > silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting your [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > thought there was nothing wrong with opening a car door onto someone elses > car. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Depends which car I have at the time: - If it were my rustbag Magna, her car probably got infected with the rust. - If it were my Lexus, I'd give her a piece of my mind. If his white-arse hubby interferes, he'd get a few tae-kwon-do kicks on his face just to let him know we Asians can't be intimidated just like that. "Hey gook boy, ain't nothing wrong hitting someone else's car." "Oh yeah, I guess ain't nothing wrong with your face saying hi to my high kicking foot." -- I.have.a.baseball.bat.in.the.boot.just.in.case. > > When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately the > > silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting your [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > - If it were my rustbag Magna, her car probably got infected with the rust. I have low stress vehicle too, good for parking lot. Could not really give sh.t if someone hit it. Might be tempted to ask if they could hit with door - harder. > - If it were my Lexus, I'd give her a piece of my mind. If his white-arse > hubby interferes, he'd get a few tae-kwon-do kicks on his face just to let > him know we Asians can't be intimidated just like that. > > "Hey gook boy, ain't nothing wrong hitting someone else's car." You chinee boy have funny mouth. (yeah I know you're not chimese but you all look the same to me) > "Oh yeah, I guess ain't nothing wrong with your face saying hi to my high > kicking foot." f.ck martial-art sh.t. Too much effort, learn learn, break board with head.. learn to do terrifying scream that's all.. arr farrrk. In car I have crank handle to break board, because axe left at home. If i hit someone with axe, officer not convice it tappet adjusting tool. Al  SignatureI don't take sides. It's more fun to insult everyone. http://kwakakid.cjb.net/insult.html >> When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately >> the silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > "Oh yeah, I guess ain't nothing wrong with your face saying hi to my high > kicking foot." **I got a mate who is a black belt Tae Kwon Do. He tells me that kicks are for w.nkers. A punch is far more effective less easily countered. An upward thrust, using one's palm, aimed at the throat, or the nose, usually does the trick. Apparently. SignatureTrevor Wilson www.rageaudio.com.au -- Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com > **I got a mate who is a black belt Tae Kwon Do. He tells me that kicks are > for w.nkers. A punch is far more effective less easily countered. An > upward thrust, using one's palm, aimed at the throat, or the nose, usually > does the trick. Apparently. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Against a trained martial artist, yes he is right.. To some untrained clueless whitetrash loser, a high kick is more spectacular and intimidating. -- A.sweeping.high.kick.on.the.face.would.do.it >> **I got a mate who is a black belt Tae Kwon Do. He tells me that kicks >> are for w.nkers. A punch is far more effective less easily countered. An [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > -- > A.sweeping.high.kick.on.the.face.would.do.it Well I have trained in Kung Fu, Judo and a couple of styles of Karate, with some Kick Boxing thrown in for good measure, and against a fairly good street fighter, a flashy high kick will often get you into trouble, and clueless white trash losers are sometimes very good street fighters. A straight punch to the collarbone will take the fight out of every one but the terminally stupid and its difficult to see coming and stop because most people assume that your going to punch them in the face. Oz >>> **I got a mate who is a black belt Tae Kwon Do. He tells me that kicks >>> are for w.nkers. A punch is far more effective less easily countered. An [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >> clueless whitetrash loser, a high kick is more spectacular and >> intimidating. >Well I have trained in Kung Fu, Judo and a couple of styles of >Karate, with some Kick Boxing thrown in for good measure, and [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >difficult to see coming and stop because most people assume that >your going to punch them in the face. Shhh... >> **I got a mate who is a black belt Tae Kwon Do. He tells me that kicks >> are for w.nkers. A punch is far more effective less easily countered. An [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > clueless whitetrash loser, a high kick is more spectacular and > intimidating. What's it like when used on Blacktrash or Orangetrash losers though? Why not just use the touch of death? > A.sweeping.high.kick.on.the.face.would.do.it We.all.know.you.only.want.to.show off.your.frilly.pink.panties and.new.high.heels Al SignatureI don't take sides. It's more fun to insult everyone. http://kwakakid.cjb.net/insult.html >>> When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately >>> the silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > **I got a mate Liar > **I got a mate who is a black belt Tae Kwon Do. He tells me that kicks are > for w.nkers. A punch is far more effective less easily countered. An upward > thrust, using one's palm, aimed at the throat, or the nose, usually does the > trick. Apparently. Considering the TKD is the hyundai excel of the martial arts world and getting a black belt in it is about as hard as doing a few boxercise classes. I wouldn't put the much stock in what he says. Fraser >> **I got a mate who is a black belt Tae Kwon Do. He tells me that kicks >> are for w.nkers. A punch is far more effective less easily countered. An [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Fraser Yes, I'm sure someone does Email correspondance TKD black belts by now.................. >> When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately the >> silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting your [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > "Oh yeah, I guess ain't nothing wrong with your face saying hi to my high > kicking foot." You sound very insecure, and obviously haven't tried putting your 'high kicks' into real world practice. Signature/J/ I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long - Mitch Hedberg > When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately the > silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting your [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > thought there was nothing wrong with opening a car door onto someone elses > car. It actually happened to me, only there was no husband and she had a baby with her. It was while she was strapping the child into her rear seat that her door inflicted a gouge in our car's front guard. Thing was she didnt try to stop it happening, remained mute and contemptuous going by her glares. I took option D and held her door off my car until she was finished. Jason > > When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately the > > silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting your [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > took option D and held her door off my car until she was finished. > Jason What you mean is you held the door for her so (*in part*) it didn't bang your car again. Mainly it was to stare at here arse while she loaded the kid into a baby seat?? > > > When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately > the [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > your car again. Mainly it was to stare at here arse while she loaded the kid > into a baby seat?? Post Natal spread, I think they call it,....nice on some formerly scrawny birds,...;-) Jason > When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately the > silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting your [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > thought there was nothing wrong with opening a car door onto someone elses > car. D a couple of times then the last two times E. Next time I'm just going to kick their door in. > FWIW I chose option D - and damn near got in a fight with her husband who > thought there was nothing wrong with opening a car door onto someone elses > car. Well, share the love. If it's alright by him, he obviously doesn't have a problem with a few extra dents in his car and his head. People are too damn nice these days, try fronting up to the smartarse next time and see how fast he deflates. -mark > When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately the > silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting your [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > thought there was nothing wrong with opening a car door onto someone elses > car. D, C and depending on her response E and possibly B. People appear to have lost respect for other individuals and their property so, they often need a reminder when they couldn't care less...... SignatureThe Raven http://www.80snostalgia.com/downloads/batfink/sounds/wings.mp3 > When you park your car, someone else parks beside you, and immediately the > silly blond bint in the passenger seat flings her door open, hitting your [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > E) rudely tell her off > F) something else entirely Option F, hit on her :) Her door will either do no noticeble effect on my door or will be coming off second best to mine :) |
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