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mmal380vrx@hotmail.com - 12 Jun 2007 02:35 GMT
http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824
Dan--- - 12 Jun 2007 02:51 GMT
On Mon, 11 Jun 2007 18:35:17 -0700, mmal380vrx PCM code reading says:

> http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824

And even in the wolds safest rated car you still have a chance of getting
killed.

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Marco - 12 Jun 2007 03:01 GMT
On Jun 12, 11:35 am, mmal380...@hotmail.com wrote:
> http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824

Isn't that in part because ANCAP didn't test the Commodore for side/
pole impact?

Marco
the fonz - 12 Jun 2007 12:50 GMT
> On Jun 12, 11:35 am, mmal380...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> >http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824
>
> Isn't that in part because ANCAP didn't test the Commodore for side/
> pole impact?

the reason journos have given it a hard time is because holden sold
the VE as the safest thing this side of travelling in a bus. it was
stupid to make all that fuss when they must have known it was just an
average performer.

most motoring journos would remember where their free lunches are
coming from and stay shtoom, but a few have broken ranks and served it
up to them.
Marco - 13 Jun 2007 02:25 GMT
> the reason journos have given it a hard time is because holden sold
> the VE as the safest thing this side of travelling in a bus. it was
> stupid to make all that fuss when they must have known it was just an
> average performer.

The Herald's journos in particular have had something of a vendetta
against the VE from day one, though, starting with stories about its
weight and fuel consumption on the date it was launched, and generally
taking any opportunity to bag it along the way.

With all the safety option boxes ticked (that should be standard IMHO,
but anyway) the VE would be a better than average performer.
Certainly, my VE feels a hell of a lot more solid than the new Suzuki
Swift I was a passenger in over the weekend, or the BF I was a
passenger in yesterday.

Marco
OzOne - 13 Jun 2007 02:32 GMT
>> the reason journos have given it a hard time is because holden sold
>> the VE as the safest thing this side of travelling in a bus. it was
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>weight and fuel consumption on the date it was launched, and generally
>taking any opportunity to bag it along the way.

Hardly a vendetta.
They just wrote the truth.

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

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Noddy - 13 Jun 2007 04:27 GMT
> Hardly a vendetta.
> They just wrote the truth.

How the f.ck would you know? :)

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Dan--- - 13 Jun 2007 04:56 GMT
>> Hardly a vendetta.
>> They just wrote the truth.
>
> How the f.ck would you know? :)

Because the Mitsubishi 380 didn't get that much attention in the media. :-)

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jonz - 14 Jun 2007 09:25 GMT
>> Hardly a vendetta.
>> They just wrote the truth.
>
> How the f.ck would you know? :)

       newsnewsnewsnewsnews
>> a new shipment of *instant expert* has just arrived and is available
>> now.........since the high demand of the last few days has exhausted
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>> stuff is good !! *instant expert* try it today...  see noddy for
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Marco - 13 Jun 2007 05:16 GMT
> Hardly a vendetta.
> They just wrote the truth.

No, it's a vendetta.  They've taken every possible opportunity to have
a shot at Holden lately, but barely given any good news about the
company or its cars a run.  For instance, they criticise Holden for
building a heavier car and not offering a hybrid, but didn't note
anywhere that V8 sales are at record highs.

Marco
Dan--- - 13 Jun 2007 05:35 GMT
>> Hardly a vendetta.
>> They just wrote the truth.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> building a heavier car and not offering a hybrid, but didn't note
> anywhere that V8 sales are at record highs.

Yup oh well the media can like or lump when I order my VE SSV. :-)

And yeah I probably plant a few tree's myself in my backyard to compensate
the CO2 bullshit too. :-)

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Marco - 13 Jun 2007 23:52 GMT
> And yeah I probably plant a few tree's myself in my backyard to compensate
> the CO2 bullshit too. :-)

My backyard isn't big enough, so I just paid Greenfleet to do it for
me.

Marco
Dan--- - 14 Jun 2007 02:27 GMT
>> And yeah I probably plant a few tree's myself in my backyard to compensate
>> the CO2 bullshit too. :-)
>
> My backyard isn't big enough, so I just paid Greenfleet to do it for
> me.

Fair enough. :-)

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Dan--- - 13 Jun 2007 02:41 GMT
> With all the safety option boxes ticked (that should be standard IMHO,
> but anyway) the VE would be a better than average performer.
> Certainly, my VE feels a hell of a lot more solid than the new Suzuki
> Swift I was a passenger in over the weekend, or the BF I was a
> passenger in yesterday.

The VE feels a f.ck load more solid than my VY2 but then again the VE
sh.ts over my VY2 in almost every way.

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OzOne - 13 Jun 2007 02:58 GMT
>The VE feels a f.ck load more solid than my VY2 but then again the VE
>sh.ts over my VY2 in almost every way.

That would be because the VY has now started to loosen up.....they
built the VZ loose and the VE is still new.

Oz1...of the 3 twins.

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Marco - 13 Jun 2007 05:14 GMT
> That would be because the VY has now started to loosen up.....they
> built the VZ loose and the VE is still new.

The VE though is designed to be solid, and I'm not talking about just
the way it's assembled but also basic design features like how big the
A and B pillars and the sills are, the thickness of the doors, that
sort of thing.  I thought my TS Astra was pretty solid, and it was for
a small car of its era, but the VE is more solid again.

Marco
the fonz - 13 Jun 2007 13:39 GMT
> > the reason journos have given it a hard time is because holden sold
> > the VE as the safest thing this side of travelling in a bus. it was
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> weight and fuel consumption on the date it was launched, and generally
> taking any opportunity to bag it along the way.

holden admitted they got that wrong, through no fault of their own
they didn't predict the rise in petrol prices that have taken place in
the last few years. new model development is a long lead, long term
commitment and it gradually became apparent holden were not on a
winner with the big VE. you can bet your last dollar it would have
been designed differently had they know in advance.

draw your own conclusion on the Herald but it's possible they just
identified that as the story to run with. everyone loves a tragedy
more than good news, it's not necessarily anything personal against
holden.

> With all the safety option boxes ticked (that should be standard IMHO,
> but anyway) the VE would be a better than average performer.
> Certainly, my VE feels a hell of a lot more solid than the new Suzuki
> Swift I was a passenger in over the weekend, or the BF I was a
> passenger in yesterday.

truth is, crash tests simulate hitting a similar mass vehicle. even
without airbags or anything else, a VE would cream a Swift or any
small car, no matter what either scored in crash tests. that's not in
itself a testament to holden engineering though.
Neil Fisher - 14 Jun 2007 01:29 GMT
On Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:39:11 -0700, the fonz
<arthur.fonzzarelli@gmail.com>, after considering some belly-button
fluf, wrote:

[...]

> you can bet your last dollar it would have
>been designed differently had they know in advance.

Given that when they started, they were doing a new platform for
global GM production, I suspect they wouldn't have done *anything*
different - the Yanks and the towel-heads *want* big bastard cars, and
don't seem to care too much how much fuel they use. Oz market is
pissing in the ocean...

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the fonz - 14 Jun 2007 09:36 GMT
> Given that when they started, they were doing a new platform for
> global GM production, I suspect they wouldn't have done *anything*
> different - the Yanks and the towel-heads *want* big bastard cars, and
> don't seem to care too much how much fuel they use. Oz market is
> pissing in the ocean...

Oh sure, that's a good point.

But there are more options available in the development of a new model
to address high fuel prices than just the engineering of the platform.

Also, I believe the yanks are facing some of the same issues we are
with higher fuel prices. I'm not sure if that was related to changes
GM made in its plans for the global Zeta platform, which I think they
were about to abandon at one point.
Noddy - 12 Jun 2007 03:26 GMT
> http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824

Where does it say it's poor?

In this morning's Herald Sun's version of the story, it stated that the
Commodore and Aurion were the only locally made cars that had a 4 star
rating.

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John_H - 12 Jun 2007 06:15 GMT
>> http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824
>
>Where does it say it's poor?

Poor as piss really... it's only on par with shitboxes like the
Mitsubishi 380.  Others do much better.  :)

http://www.howsafeisyourcar.com.au/_scripts/ancap_detail.php?page=1&VTYPE_ID=3&I
ID=3928


>In this morning's Herald Sun's version of the story, it stated that the
>Commodore and Aurion were the only locally made cars that had a 4 star
>rating.

They lied of course.

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Noddy - 12 Jun 2007 07:06 GMT
> Poor as piss really... it's only on par with shitboxes like the
> Mitsubishi 380.  Others do much better.  :)
>
> http://www.howsafeisyourcar.com.au/_scripts/ancap_detail.php?page=1&VTYPE_ID=3&I
ID=3928

Hmmm....

On that basis I could either be in a Citroen C5 (a left hand drive one at
that) and be protected up the wahzoo, or a Commodore and be a little less
protected without looking like a complete tosser in driving a French car.

Tough call :)

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Noddy.
Dan--- - 12 Jun 2007 07:26 GMT
>> Poor as piss really... it's only on par with shitboxes like the
>> Mitsubishi 380.  Others do much better.  :)
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Tough call :)

They are not all that a bad car to drive I test drove a V6 Auto it wasn't
too bad. Although the automatic transmission had a bad case of terretts
syndrome or more like a confused pissed Scotsman. :-)

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Daryl Walford - 12 Jun 2007 07:31 GMT
>> Poor as piss really... it's only on par with shitboxes like the
>> Mitsubishi 380.  Others do much better.  :)
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Tough call :)

No need for a "tough" call just get the Liberty which scored 5 stars:-)

Daryl
cykolegist - 12 Jun 2007 11:39 GMT
The safer the car - the more risks the driver takes.
Look at bloody Volvos for years perceived as the safest of cars, and in
more bloody accidents per driver per kilometer worldwide than any other
car.

Studies have shown that drivers all have a personal level of risk they
are happy to live with, change these parameters, and they change their
behavior to bring their level of risk back within their bounds.

So a safer car = less safe driving.
and a less safe car = safer drving.

if you don't believe me, take a new "safe car for a weekend, and get
someone else to record the speed you drive at, etc.
Then hire an old bomb with sh.t brakes and cross ply tires.  Drive the
same roads, and get someone to again record speeds etc.

Safe cars - f.ck 'em - make 'em walk.
If you want a SAFE car, don't take it out the driveway.

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Noddy - 12 Jun 2007 13:22 GMT
> The safer the car - the more risks the driver takes.
> Look at bloody Volvos for years perceived as the safest of cars, and in
> more bloody accidents per driver per kilometer worldwide than any other
> car.

Is that an actual real statistic, or one pulled from your arse? :)

Volvo drivers *used* to have a reputation of being piss poor, and I
personally think it was more because they were just naturally bad drivers
rather than any deliberate action. I also think that most of them were
largely aware that they *weren't* "good drivers" per se', and made the
conscious choice to buy a car with a safety record that they thought would
help them.

This is different to some people who blindly put their faith in things like
ABS or stability control, and take corners that they otherwise wouldn't on
the assumption that the electronic gadgetry will prevent them from getting
into strife.

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cykolegist - 13 Jun 2007 12:35 GMT
Noddy Wrote:

> Is that an actual real statistic, or one pulled from your arse? :).

*"Actual real" as opposed to any other sort of real*?

With English like that perhaps your from Sweden,
and defending the poor little  Volvo drivers?  

..or perhaps the little red car is itself a Volvo hey Noddy?  
If so don't let Big Ears find out, he f***ing hates Volvo's they killed
the Golliwog!

-Volvo drivers *used* to have a reputation of being p*ss poor, and I
personally think it was more because they were just naturally bad
drivers
rather than any deliberate action. I also think that most of them were
largely aware that they *weren't* "good drivers" per se', and made the
conscious choice to buy a car with a safety record that they thought
would
help them.-

Having read some of your posts, it appears your use of "personally
think" is an  oxymoron.
(hint: www.dictionary.com)

One ponders your objective scientific methodology,
in use when you personally surveyed "most" of the Volvo drivers
and through rigorous data analysis were able to determine
that this "most of them" were "largely aware" that they
weren't good drivers.  

Perhaps at this point you could have suggested they
undertake driver training, education being recognized
as an acceptable way to increase skills.  

I am sure that Volvo would have been astounded to discover
that only naturally bad drivers purchased Volvo.  

Makes you think that Volvo should have been asking their
advertising companies some hard questions?

-This is different to some people who blindly put their faith in things
like
ABS or stability control, and take corners that they otherwise wouldn't
on
the assumption that the electronic gadgetry will prevent them from
getting
into strife.-

So carefully reading this paragraph, you are saying that
"...-people who have faith in ...ABS... take corners they otherwise
wouldn't.-.."  

I bet they are extremely glad they have ABS, or else according to you,

without it they would never take a corner, and run off the edge of
the road at the first bend.  

Perhaps an intelligent person would have said
"take corners at a speed greater than they otherwise would WITHOUT the
technology"  

But no mind, I am sure your audience doesn't think it is important,
its such a small slip for someone as opinionated as yourself.

Oh and in answer to your initial query.  (thats the bit at the top)

1) Its not a statistic, no figures were used.

2) the information is sourced from, amongst others,
insurance company actuarial tables, and research done at
Curtin University (W.A),  
Sheffield University (U.K) and
CalTech (U.S.)
into vehicular accidents and causal (no not casual) relationships

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Athol - 13 Jun 2007 13:17 GMT
Noddy wrote: [attribution reinserted]

> With English like that perhaps your from Sweden,
> and defending the poor little  Volvo drivers?  

I have never seen Noddy defend Volvo drivers.  Far from it.

> ..or perhaps the little red car is itself a Volvo hey Noddy?  
> If so don't let Big Ears find out, he f***ing hates Volvo's they killed
> the Golliwog!

Wrong.  Political correctness killed the golliwog.

> Having read some of your posts, it appears your use of "personally
> think" is an  oxymoron.
> (hint: www.dictionary.com)

For a recent blow-in, you're asserting some rather strong opinion
towards a long time regular here.  Your own personal biases are very
clearly visible in your behaviour.

That is, of course, assuming that you aren't one of the existing lame
trolls who has decided to hide behind the phorums interface.

> One ponders your objective scientific methodology,
> in use when you personally surveyed "most" of the Volvo drivers
> and through rigorous data analysis were able to determine
> that this "most of them" were "largely aware" that they
> weren't good drivers.  

IOW, you disagree with his *opinion*.  :-)

> Perhaps an intelligent person would have said
> "take corners at a speed greater than they otherwise would WITHOUT the
> technology"  

> But no mind, I am sure your audience doesn't think it is important,
> its such a small slip for someone as opinionated as yourself.

I suspect that the majority of the audience understood the concept
that he was presenting and didn't feel the need to be a total prat
and pick on the phrasing (unless they felt like giving Noddy shite
for the hell of it  :-) ).

> Oh and in answer to your initial query.  (thats the bit at the top)

> 1) Its not a statistic, no figures were used.

> 2) the information is sourced from, amongst others,
> insurance company actuarial tables,

Biased and unreliable at best and blatant lies at worst.

Heard an interesting definition today.  I'm in an area that had a
natural disaster (storm and flooding) in the past few days and will
be getting more rain this coming weekend.  Apparently the insurance
companies cover storm damage but not flood damage.  Do you know the
difference?  If it falls from the sky into your property, it's storm
but if it runs across the ground and enters your property across a
boundary, it's flood...  There's a *lot* of damage that will be
classed as flood, saving the insurance co's millions.

> and research done at
> Curtin University (W.A),  
> Sheffield University (U.K) and
> CalTech (U.S.)
> into vehicular accidents and causal (no not casual) relationships

I trust that you understand the difference between contribution and
cause?

I can think of one or two people around here who have probably had
casual relationships with vehicles, possibly including err
"accidents".  :-p

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cykolegist - 15 Jun 2007 06:32 GMT
Athol Wrote:
> > If so don't let Big Ears find out, he f***ing hates Volvo's they
> killed
[quoted text clipped - 67 lines]
> and perhaps the offspring from that unholy coupling also haunts these
> forums... :-)

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John Hudson - 15 Jun 2007 19:09 GMT
> Heard an interesting definition today.  I'm in an area that had a
> natural disaster (storm and flooding) in the past few days and will
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> classed as flood, saving the insurance co's millions.
> Athol

Many people in Brisbane learnt this expensive lesson way back in 1974. Storm
and tempest doesn't cover flood. It doesn't cost any more to buy a house on
top of a hill than one at the bottom. You pays your money and you takes your
choice.

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Toby_Ponsenby - 16 Jun 2007 03:41 GMT
John Hudson blathered on in Re: ve rates poorly in safety:

>> Heard an interesting definition today.  I'm in an area that had a
>> natural disaster (storm and flooding) in the past few days and will
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> top of a hill than one at the bottom. You pays your money and you takes your
> choice.

The Great JP Turcard - founder of the true geology - is suggesting, nay
threatening, a rise in sea levels of 60 meters any time soon.
Wouldn't at all surprise me if he's right, Dammit!
Get out them waders, and might as well tear up those Insurance Shysters
policies, people.
Test:
Go in to your Insurance Shysters marble encrusted tower, and ask to
convert your policy to include inundation. Good luck!
They read Turdcard, too;-)
Maybe they'll play though - because they're already busy making sure
they can claim that any such activity is an act of god rather than a
cluster-f.ck caused by us and our feelthy society. And moving to higher
ground surrupticiously. Add in the fact that if Turdcard is right, no
bastard will pay out anyway- they'll claim bankrupcy in a heartbeat.

Problem with Turdcard? - then there's precession theory - invented here
in .aus, too.

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Daryl Walford - 17 Jun 2007 02:07 GMT
> The Great JP Turcard - founder of the true geology - is suggesting, nay
> threatening, a rise in sea levels of 60 meters any time soon.

Hope he's right, my house in the outer west of Melb would increase in
value by a massive amount because it would be a lot closer to the beach
and I wouldn't have to tow my boat so far to go fishing:-)

Daryl
Noddy - 17 Jun 2007 03:30 GMT
> Hope he's right, my house in the outer west of Melb would increase in
> value by a massive amount because it would be a lot closer to the beach
> and I wouldn't have to tow my boat so far to go fishing:-)

Lol :)

I'll be living on an island paradise :)

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Noddy.
Noddy - 13 Jun 2007 13:21 GMT
"cykolegist" <cykolegist.2s46yl@no-mx.phorums.com.au> wrote in message
news:cykolegist.2s46yl@no-

> ..or perhaps the little red car is itself a Volvo hey Noddy?
> If so don't let Big Ears find out, he f***ing hates Volvo's they killed
> the Golliwog!

Oh boy! *Another* one who thinks that's an original line :)

> Having read some of your posts, it appears your use of "personally
> think" is an  oxymoron.
> (hint: www.dictionary.com)

That's nice.

> One ponders your objective scientific methodology,
> in use when you personally surveyed "most" of the Volvo drivers
> and through rigorous data analysis were able to determine
> that this "most of them" were "largely aware" that they
> weren't good drivers.

Oh, I see.

So, when *you* make generalisations they need no foundation at all, but if
anyone *else* does then the subject needs to be thoroughly researched?

One hand on your tool is plenty pal. Two is just looking like a moron for
the sake of it.

> Perhaps at this point you could have suggested they
> undertake driver training, education being recognized
> as an acceptable way to increase skills.

Bit late now, don't you think? Volvo's period of "bad drivers" was quite
some time ago.

Most are probably dead or sh.tting their pajama's in a nursing home by now.

> I am sure that Volvo would have been astounded to discover
> that only naturally bad drivers purchased Volvo.

I'm sure Volvo was *well* aware of it, to the point where they played on
that fact in their advertising above any other.

> Makes you think that Volvo should have been asking their
> advertising companies some hard questions?

Like "Why do these fuckwits by Volvo's?" for example?

> So carefully reading this paragraph, you are saying that
> "...-people who have faith in ...ABS... take corners they otherwise
> wouldn't.-.."

How many times did you have to carefully read that before you got it?

> I bet they are extremely glad they have ABS, or else according to you,
> without it they would never take a corner, and run off the edge of
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> "take corners at a speed greater than they otherwise would WITHOUT the
> technology"

Perhaps, but the very subject had been discussed here long before you blew
in where one poster in particular freely admitted to driving in a manner
that he wouldn't think of doing in a non ABS equipped car.

The commical part of it all was the fact that he had no idea if the ABS was
doing anything to help him or not, other than boost his confidence to a
level that make fuckwit driving behaviour acceptable to him.

> But no mind, I am sure your audience doesn't think it is important,
> its such a small slip for someone as opinionated as yourself.

I'm sure my "audience", such as it is, couldn't give a flying f.ck about
anything I say to be honest.

Unlike your good self.

> Oh and in answer to your initial query.  (thats the bit at the top)
>
> 1) Its not a statistic, no figures were used.

So you pulled it out of your arse then, for the sake of it I presume.

Do you feel like a f.cking imbecile now for giving me a drubbing for doing
the same thing, or are you that retarded that you see a difference?

> 2) the information is sourced from, amongst others,
> insurance company actuarial tables, and research done at
> Curtin University (W.A),
> Sheffield University (U.K) and
> CalTech (U.S.)
> into vehicular accidents and causal (no not casual) relationships

I'm sorry, what info was that?

I thought you were just some fucktard talking sh.t.

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jonz - 14 Jun 2007 09:27 GMT
> "cykolegist" <cykolegist.2s46yl@no-mx.phorums.com.au> wrote in message
> news:cykolegist.2s46yl@no-
[quoted text clipped - 95 lines]
>
> I thought you were just some fucktard talking sh.t.

                newsnewsnewsnewsnews
>> a new shipment of *instant expert* has just arrived and is available
>> now.........since the high demand of the last few days has exhausted
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>> stuff is good !! *instant expert* try it today...  see noddy for
>> details...................j

> --
> Regards,
> Noddy.
cykolegist - 15 Jun 2007 05:43 GMT
jonz Wrote:

> > "cykolegist" <cykolegist.2s46yl@no-mx.phorums.com.au> wrote in
> message
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> killed
> >> the Golliwog!

> Oh boy! *Another* one who thinks that's an original line :)

Ah some-one who doesn't understand satire,
Does your red neck match your little red car?
Noddy - 15 Jun 2007 06:25 GMT
"cykolegist" <cykolegist.2s7dbt@no-mx.phorums.com.au> wrote in message
news:cykolegist.2s7dbt@no-

> Ah some-one who doesn't understand satire,
> Does your red neck match your little red car?

Lol :)

Get the f.ck over yourself you hayseed. Making feeble attempts at "Noddy"
humor is about as original and funny as people telling Julia Gillard that
they really like her hair.

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jonz - 15 Jun 2007 06:41 GMT
> "cykolegist" <cykolegist.2s46yl@no-mx.phorums.com.au> wrote in message
> news:cykolegist.2s46yl@no-
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Oh boy! *Another* one who thinks that's an original line :)

   who cares, love the mental picture  BwaaaHaaaaaHaaa

>> Having read some of your posts, it appears your use of "personally
>> think" is an  oxymoron.
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> So, when *you* make generalisations they need no foundation at all, but if
> anyone *else* does then the subject needs to be thoroughly researched?

 you sure got his measure.............bet it didnt take long either :^)))

> One hand on your tool is plenty pal. Two is just looking like a moron for
> the sake of it.

  hehe, bet you wish you could manage two fingers, let alone two
hands......................

>> Perhaps at this point you could have suggested they
>> undertake driver training, education being recognized
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>> "take corners at a speed greater than they otherwise would WITHOUT the
>> technology"

    yeah, but this is poddy expect f.ck all, and you wont be dissapointed

> Perhaps, but the very subject had been discussed here long before you blew
> in where one poster in particular freely admitted to driving in a manner
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>> But no mind, I am sure your audience doesn't think it is important,
>> its such a small slip for someone as opinionated as yourself.

     yeah, if you cant dazzle them with brilliance,,,,,,,,,,,,baffle em
with bullshit eh poddy er noddy.

> I'm sure my "audience", such as it is, couldn't give a flying f.ck about
> anything I say to be honest.

 not if they had any sense..............................

> Unlike your good self.
>
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>
> Im  just some fucktard talking sh.t.

    yep, you got that right.......bye.......

> --
> Regards,
> Noddy.
Athol - 13 Jun 2007 13:02 GMT
> The safer the car - the more risks the driver takes.
> Look at bloody Volvos for years perceived as the safest of cars, and in
> more bloody accidents per driver per kilometer worldwide than any other
> car.

Were these involvement rates corrected against the number of each make
and model produced, or are you saying that the crash involvement was
directly in proportion to the massive numbers of Volvos sold worldwide,
as opposed to other manufacturers who frequently sell models in more
limited geographical areas?

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cykolegist - 15 Jun 2007 05:20 GMT
Athol Wrote:

> > The safer the car - the more risks the driver takes.
> > Look at bloody Volvos for years perceived as the safest of cars, and
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> Were these involvement rates corrected against the number of each make
> and model produced,
YES

or are you saying that the crash involvement was
directly in proportion to the massive numbers of Volvos sold
worldwide,
as opposed to other manufacturers who frequently sell models in more
limited geographical areas?
NO

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John_H - 12 Jun 2007 07:45 GMT
>> Poor as piss really... it's only on par with shitboxes like the
>> Mitsubishi 380.  Others do much better.  :)
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>
>Tough call :)

That's where the safety summary in my 'dog & lemon guide' comes in
handy!  :)

"You should be aware that in actual road smashes the driver of a
smaller (lighter) car is far more likely to die than the driver of the
larger (heavier) vehicle it collides with.  (A Daewoo Matiz weighs
about 725kg and a Range Rover weighs about 2500kg.  This vehicle
<Citroen C5> weighs about 1300 - 1500kg, depending on the model.)"

No decision at all -- take the Range Rover.  ;-)

(Reliabilty is also better -- dodgy vs appalling.)

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Noddy - 12 Jun 2007 08:15 GMT
> No decision at all -- take the Range Rover.  ;-)

I'll settle for the Cherokee.

Around a tonne lighter, but it's all steel "attitide adjuster" makes up for
that :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.
Clockmeister - 12 Jun 2007 22:05 GMT
> http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824

4 stars, same as the 380.

In the pedestrian tests the 380 rates an apalling 1 star.

Unforgivable.
Andy - 13 Jun 2007 14:40 GMT
On Jun 12, 11:35 am, mmal380...@hotmail.com wrote:
> http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824

So what did the 380 rate?

Oh that is right less than the Aurion!!!!!!

http://www.mynrma.com.au/cps/rde/xchg/mynrma/hs.xsl/mitsubishi_380_ancap_2006.ht
m?cpssessionid=SID-3F5768EC-B1B96CA5

Ron - 13 Jun 2007 21:36 GMT
> On Jun 12, 11:35 am, mmal380...@hotmail.com wrote:
>> http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> http://www.mynrma.com.au/cps/rde/xchg/mynrma/hs.xsl/mitsubishi_380_anca
> p_2006.htm?cpssessionid=SID-3F5768EC-B1B96CA5

You know the two MMAL idiots should get a room, between the two they may
muster enough brain power to find out how to open the door :-)
Once the door is open, they will be surprised to discover that MMAL
actually builds crap cars.
Clockmeister - 13 Jun 2007 22:53 GMT
>> On Jun 12, 11:35 am, mmal380...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>> http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> Once the door is open, they will be surprised to discover that MMAL
> actually builds crap cars.

Actually they don't build crap cars, they build cars that nobody wants.

There is a difference.
Noddy - 14 Jun 2007 01:42 GMT
> Actually they don't build crap cars, they build cars that nobody wants.
>
> There is a difference.

There is indeed, but sadly they may as well be the same for all the
difference it makes to the company.

The fact that Camry's sell in large numbers while MMAL can hardly give 380's
away speaks volumes about the average consumer's opinion of MMAL.

--
Regards,
Noddy.
Ron - 14 Jun 2007 02:23 GMT
>>> On Jun 12, 11:35 am, mmal380...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>> http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> There is a difference.

Oh really!
I should send you a Magna or three, low miles than most brands, with
smoke pooring out the rear..

Yes I know your "Colt" is fantastic :-)
Daryl Walford - 14 Jun 2007 03:59 GMT
>>>> On Jun 12, 11:35 am, mmal380...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>>> http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>
> Yes I know your "Colt" is fantastic :-)

How long ago did you own a Magna?
No one in their right mind could argue that the early ones or any of
their 4cyl models were any good but there is very little mechanically
wrong with the V6 Magnas.
The styling of the last Magna didn't help their image and you either
love or hate the 380's styling but there is nothing to suggest that its
quality or reliability is any better or worse than anything else made
locally.

Daryl
Ron - 14 Jun 2007 05:16 GMT
>>>>> On Jun 12, 11:35 am, mmal380...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>>>>> http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
>
> Daryl

Only ever had the one, Daryl.
A 1985, 5 speed, 4 cyl, heap of sh.t!
I have also seen V6's beltching bleu smoke.

Would not have one if it was given to me.
I think I'd prefer to be seen in a Volvo :-)
Athol - 14 Jun 2007 06:19 GMT
> I think I'd prefer to be seen in a Volvo :-)

Oi.  Being seen in the *right* Volvo can be a positive thing.  :-)

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CatharticF1 - 14 Jun 2007 06:52 GMT
Athol <me@privacy.net> wrote in news:1181798068.59211
@idlwebserver.idl.com.au:

>> I think I'd prefer to be seen in a Volvo :-)
>
> Oi.  Being seen in the *right* Volvo can be a positive thing.  :-)

Is this the right one?

http://www.philly2hoboken.com/blog/archives/images/whatthe.jpg

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Ron - 14 Jun 2007 07:11 GMT
> Athol <me@privacy.net> wrote in news:1181798068.59211
> @idlwebserver.idl.com.au:
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>
> http://www.philly2hoboken.com/blog/archives/images/whatthe.jpg

I think that one could mean trouble, especially if it's the "Wife's" car
:-)
Noddy - 14 Jun 2007 07:19 GMT
> I think that one could mean trouble, especially if it's the "Wife's" car
> :-)

And the bird acting as the bonnet emblem looks like she has arms like a
Gorilla :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.
John_H - 14 Jun 2007 07:33 GMT
>> I think that one could mean trouble, especially if it's the "Wife's" car
>> :-)
>
>And the bird acting as the bonnet emblem looks like she has arms like a
>Gorilla :)

Odd shaped feet as well!  :)
Noddy - 14 Jun 2007 10:41 GMT
> Odd shaped feet as well!  :)

Lol :)

It'd be a pretty good squat. The guy must have been pretty tall :)

--
Regards,
Noddy.
Ron - 14 Jun 2007 07:28 GMT
> Athol <me@privacy.net> wrote in news:1181798068.59211
> @idlwebserver.idl.com.au:
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> http://www.philly2hoboken.com/blog/archives/images/whatthe.jpg

There are some nice Volvo's out there:

http://theducks.org/pictures/desert-volvo.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c1/OV4_1.JPG/757px-
OV4_1.JPG

http://www.monstertrucks-uk.com/bigswede.jpg
Ron - 14 Jun 2007 07:09 GMT
Athol <me@privacy.net> wrote in news:1181798068.59211
@idlwebserver.idl.com.au:

>> I think I'd prefer to be seen in a Volvo :-)
>
> Oi.  Being seen in the *right* Volvo can be a positive thing.  :-)

:-)
Scotty - 14 Jun 2007 07:19 GMT
>> I think I'd prefer to be seen in a Volvo :-)
>
> Oi.  Being seen in the *right* Volvo can be a positive thing.  :-)

Id happily drive an 850R wagon every day.
John Hudson - 15 Jun 2007 01:29 GMT
>> I think I'd prefer to be seen in a Volvo :-)
>
> Oi.  Being seen in the *right* Volvo can be a positive thing.  :-)

Gawd, I hope your mrs isn't as ugly as her car.

I'd rather one of these.

http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/features/classic-cars-volvo-p1800/pictures1/

regards,
Huddo
John Hudson - 15 Jun 2007 01:35 GMT
> Only ever had the one, Daryl.
> A 1985, 5 speed, 4 cyl, heap of sh.t!
> I have also seen V6's beltching bleu smoke.
>
> Would not have one if it was given to me.
> I think I'd prefer to be seen in a Volvo :-)

Only a dickhead would buy a Magna, eh, Ron?

Ron can't read this 'cos I'm on his 'plonk list'.
Scotty - 14 Jun 2007 01:11 GMT
>> On Jun 12, 11:35 am, mmal380...@hotmail.com wrote:
>>> http://www.drive.com.au/Editorial/ArticleDetail.aspx?ArticleID=40824
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> Once the door is open, they will be surprised to discover that MMAL
> actually builds crap cars.

SOME crap cars. I'd take an EVO9 if offered at the right price.
 
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