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Car Forum / Australian Car Forums / General Car Topics (Australian group) / June 2007What's the worst shitbox you've owned
For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by far was a Morris Major Elite (1963model). It was f.cked and I didnt know it. Hence started my engine training or lay-persons anyhoo. In the yard, with it idling, there was a constant stream of smoke shooting upwards outa the oil-hole. I soon learned what that meant. Broke a piston at 70 mph (close to flat throttle) on way to Canberra. Gudgeon still held top of piston,..made it home, but not before the disintegrating piston put alloy swarf thru the oil-galleries. The engine slowly died from bearing failure after that. Then the diff hemisphere cracked and then broke. Crown-wheel punched a hole thru the diff housing. Tried to get all the metal outa the diff with a magnet,..nogo,..more blown diffs after that. BMC blues,...Jason > For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by far > was a Morris Major Elite (1963model). It was f.cked and I didnt know it. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > BMC blues,...Jason Ha ha...these are great cars...lol. I have 3 of them all elites,have a 1769cc OHC VC Mazda and gearbox in one,but has the blown diff. Biggest sh.t box I have owned is a; 1991 Falcon EA Wagon Auto,I did use this as a subcontracting vehicle and I did know it was going to fall to bits,however it was the most expensive to fix car I have owned. She had over 1 million KM on the clock,and had been overhauled bye a panel beater,who rounded all the bolts and put auto bodge kit through it. Not only did he bodge the auto oil pan gasket,he forgot to replace the rear seal. She leaked for weeks. Got a new seal,popped out the tailshaft popped in the seal,and must have pushed the silly inner bush into the box,got 100km and it had slogged the tailshaft and gear box housing to the sh.tter. Went chasing a new housing,it was the end of the world. I had to get a new gearbox or get an entire secound had one as ford did no longer make the housing and no-one would seperate from a box. Endless days of hunting,$350,$450 for a box and tailshaft,half the time I had to remove them from the car aswell. Eventually after 3 months I found a good auto box and tailshaft end for $150 no hassle,even got a reciept...lol Put the f.cking housing in and she leaked between the housing and box,and still dripped out the tailshaft rear seal. I gave up,and just decided instead of tring to sell this thing,I would drive her into the ground,just topping her with oil as needed. The last work she did was two the Ford Thames Flat Truck, with no oil in the auto,which finally f.cked her...thank f.ck. I have the good auto,but now she is froozen into history with seized injectors. Aswell as this it had a miss,and was not untill I found how to read the ECU that I had anyidea what its problem was. Had out the fuel pump,put it back and it leaked fuel,parked in the shed she leaked over 20litre a night,untill i could get a new fuel pump gasket,heard later one must put a new one in every time the pump is removed. Cost me $50 for a set of leads as well,cheapest leads I have ever bought oddly enough. f.ck this car cost me some f.cking around. About to take the diff and try to fit it to the Morris major Elite. have to chance the spring mounts a bit. Mum bought me my first car,I was lucky,it was not a shitbox.It was a Mazda...lol > Ha ha...these are great cars...lol. > I have 3 of them all elites,have a 1769cc OHC VC Mazda and gearbox in > one,but has the blown diff. The reason they went thru axles and diffs was because the diff was the same as the Morry 1000,..they just put a taller ratio in it. Horsepower of Major=60hp,..Morry 1000 around 35-40,..with no "headroom" in design strength, a disaster waiting to happen. I used to be able to pick the cracked skirt noise in A60s and other majors,..a loud clicking noise when acellerating, then the skirt would eventually parted company. Massive blow-by = overheated piston= quick demise at high throttle. > Biggest sh.t box I have owned is a; > 1991 Falcon EA Wagon Auto,I did use this as a subcontracting vehicle and [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > pushed the silly inner bush into the box,got 100km and it had slogged > the tailshaft and gear box housing to the sh.tter. That happened to my major as well. Front uni cross-pegs were oval,..needle -rollers fell out yonks before. Rear g/box bush was chopped out, seal f.cked as well. All this before I parted with hard-earned $$$s > Went chasing a new housing,it was the end of the world. > I had to get a new gearbox or get an entire secound had one as ford did [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Put the f.cking housing in and she leaked between the housing and > box,and still dripped out the tailshaft rear seal. These moments usually occur at 11.20pm,..train/bus tomorrow. > I gave up,and just decided instead of tring to sell this thing,I would > drive her into the ground,just topping her with oil as needed. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > oddly enough. > f.ck this car cost me some f.cking around. That qualifies as a shitbox :) > About to take the diff and try to fit it to the Morris major Elite. > have to chance the spring mounts a bit. The Elite (1628cc) wasn't that bad looking for its time,..I still shudder when I see one tho. The previous Major (1500cc) had an SU carby,..much better than the poxxy Solex which warped at the base (2 bolt alloy base) and introduced an air-leak which helped f.ck the valves. Eventually worked that out after driving around with the choke on to keep it going. Used our nice flat cement footpath to scrape the base flat again. Zeniths weren't much better (Hillman used these,..swap with Holden Strommy) > Mum bought me my first car,I was lucky,it was not a shitbox.It was a > Mazda...lol >>Ha ha...these are great cars...lol. >>I have 3 of them all elites,have a 1769cc OHC VC Mazda and gearbox in [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Major=60hp,..Morry 1000 around 35-40,..with no "headroom" in design > strength, a disaster waiting to happen. Thats a load of HP for a small car. It went up the hills stock,I know this much. Did it well untill the diff blew,It was leaving two wheel black marks all over the road out front in secound gear,would not hold it though. > I used to be able to pick the cracked skirt noise in A60s and other > majors,..a loud clicking noise when acellerating, then the skirt would > eventually parted company. Massive blow-by = overheated piston= quick demise > at high throttle. lol > The Elite (1628cc) wasn't that bad looking for its time,..I still shudder > when I see one tho. The previous Major (1500cc) had an SU carby,..much > better than the poxxy Solex which warped at the base (2 bolt alloy base) and > introduced an air-leak which helped f.ck the valves. Eventually worked that > out after driving around with the choke on to keep it going. Used our nice > flat cement footpath to scrape the base flat again. They seemed to look very similar to the Austin,I know these used to power along at 140kph pretty easy. > Zeniths weren't much better (Hillman used these,..swap with Holden Strommy) Looks like I have found a good place for that Ford diff to live. Thought I would teach the Major a lesson...lol > Zeniths weren't much better (Hillman used these,..swap with Holden Strommy) Arhh the Hillman....never saw many of these,I did however have Hillman Hunter wagon,Funny car with a funny name. I wonder why they would call it a Hunter or Hillman Hunter,I guess the name is obvious. It was made out of some good metal,she sat there for 25 years and did not rust a bit more than it already was. Think these had wooden componants on the rear of the wagon as well. > For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by far > was a Morris Major Elite (1963model). It was f.cked and I didnt know it. > Hence started my engine training or lay-persons anyhoo. Had a HZ with a 253 4 on the floor it looked ok but it was a complete basket case. Rust, leaks, c.nt wouldn't start in cold mornings and was gutless and tired. Only had it for 6 months after my LJ Torana. And the Mazda SP23 which was the other halfs and that was a lemon too.  SignatureRegards Dan >> For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by far >> was a Morris Major Elite (1963model). It was f.cked and I didnt know it. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > And the Mazda SP23 which was the other halfs and that was a lemon too. TE Cortina 4.1L 6Cyl Auto wagon. Frighteningly bad. Was about an inch shorter on the driver's side than the passengers. sh.t brakes, sh.t steering, sh.t seats (constantly breaking driver's mounts), sh.t interior, sh.t doors, door locks and door handles too. sh.t auto transmission and sh.t front end. Apart from that it wasn't a bad car, really.... Cheers, Andy. > > For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by far > > was a Morris Major Elite (1963model). It was f.cked and I didnt know it. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Only had it for 6 months after my LJ Torana. Its always a great feeling when the next car turns out worse than the previous. > And the Mazda SP23 which was the other halfs and that was a lemon too. The little 1200/1300cc? -- > Regards > Dan >> Only had it for 6 months after my LJ Torana. > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > The little 1200/1300cc? No 2004 Mazda SP23 Hatchback had a 2.3 litre 4 cylinder donk the mrs does not miss it nor do I. :-) SignatureRegards Dan My first car wasn't exactly a shitbox, but it was a bit um not great. It was the first type of Suzuki Hatch, the 500 cc sort, with 3 cylinders. It came 3rd hand from sydney, and having an evidently plastic clutch, it soon needed a new one. The gear stick was a long thin wobbly thing sticking out of the floor, and 2nd (and later 3rd) required double declutchig (Sydney's a rough place for little manuals, I guess). The water pump literally blew up one day, splattering scalding water all over the bonnet, so there was an interesting pattern etched in the duco after that. It had no back seats, so I was able to fit 5 drunken hockey friends in the car one night. The least drunken one scored the front seat for himself, the other 4 squashed in the back (I still don't know how). There were howls from the back when we took a corner fastish and the car rolled a bit. It had a flat tyre the next day. The wheels were tiny! Like lawnmower wheels. When I put a cheap and agricultural stereo in it, it was plain that the stereo had more power than the car. But it was reliable, economical... not very nice to drive I have to admit, but it worked. SignatureDon't try to reply to my email addy: I'm borrowing that of the latest scammer/spammer >> For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by >> far [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > And the Mazda SP23 which was the other halfs and that was a lemon too. Well what do you expect from a half-Ford? >> For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by >> far [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > And the Mazda SP23 which was the other halfs and that was a lemon too. Actually the worst shitbox I owned was a 1.9 litre Opel motored Sunbird Torana that was bought as a "Between" car, it was traded in on a GSR Sigma after a very short time with it :-) Signature"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color." Don Hirschberg >> For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by >> far [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > And the Mazda SP23 which was the other halfs and that was a lemon too. I'd have to go with my 79 CL Valiant Wagon, broken door handles, ran like a dog when cold tappet would get noisy when ever I reved it over 5500rpm, broke the diff, the gearbox, 2 clutches, 2 motors, door handles, leaked when raining, brake discs kept warping, had the telecom premium rural care pack when we got it from auction, in the 80's it was using $80 of fuel a week and $50 of bodyfiller. But didn't stop me putting mega blue stripes down the sides. >> For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by >> far [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > And the Mazda SP23 which was the other halfs and that was a lemon too. > For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by far > was a Morris Major Elite (1963model). It was f.cked and I didnt know it. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > BMC blues,...Jason Easy, Honda TN360, followed by a datto 1500 pickup. > > For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by far > > was a Morris Major Elite (1963model). It was f.cked and I didnt know it. [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Easy, Honda TN360, followed by a datto 1500 pickup. The little Honda with the motor-bike engine? The Datto had the venerable L something engine OHC same as 1600,180B etc? If so it was prolly more a worn-out car perhaps? Jason > For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by far > was a Morris Major Elite (1963model). It was f.cked and I didnt know it. [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > BMC blues,...Jason Depends on the definition of shitbox, A toss up between a '80 Sigma in terms of engine / drivetrain reliability and handling, or in terms of insignificant and annoying sh.t going wrong would have to be the car we currently have, a VX Commodore wagon, but in a decent sized family wagon to cart the kids & assosciated sh.t around, we have little choice without spending a fortune, a Falcon or Commodore, and seeing as my bro. works for Holden well, the Commodore is still the choice I'd make. The best car by far that I've owned is a '93 Subaru wagon, that while I owned it only ever needed regular servicing and a few CV boots over 150,000kms. James > Depends on the definition of shitbox, A toss up between a '80 Sigma in terms > of engine / drivetrain reliability and handling, or in terms of > insignificant and annoying sh.t going wrong would have to be the car we > currently have, a VX Commodore wagon, Wow, that's too new for me to be able to comment. My bro had a new VS which he said was a POS due to all the engine peripheral failures: w/pump, h/balncer,ignition coil problems. fuel-pump plus a couple of others, all before 60,000ks. A neighbour also had w/pump failure early on in a VN,...so... but in a decent sized family wagon to > cart the kids & assosciated sh.t around, we have little choice without > spending a fortune, a Falcon or Commodore, and seeing as my bro. works for [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > owned it only ever needed regular servicing and a few CV boots over > 150,000kms. Yes, they seem to be a real reliable car. In the snow, they were the only vehicles 9especially in ute form to easily handle the snow and ice access road to Mt Canobolas (Orange NSW). They just drove around all the stranded L/cruisers. Jason > For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by > far was a Morris Major Elite (1963model). It was f.cked and I didnt [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > BMC blues,...Jason MAGNA! >> For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by >> far was a Morris Major Elite (1963model). It was f.cked and I didnt [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > >MAGNA! Well f.ck me...who da thought.....Wonder when the last time he looked in his garage was? Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >>> For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst by >>> far was a Morris Major Elite (1963model). It was f.cked and I didnt [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > Well f.ck me...who da thought.....Wonder when the last time he looked > in his garage was? You want junk, look in your own. >>>> For me with a trainees pay,..there was more than one. but the worst >>>> by far was a Morris Major Elite (1963model). It was f.cked and I [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > You want junk, look in your own. Precisely >You want junk, look in your own. I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. The Italian and French shitheaps obviously have covers over them :) -- Regards, Noddy. >> I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. > > The Italian and French shitheaps obviously have covers over them :) Now now easy there maybe he like European rust like hairy European woman. :-) SignatureRegards Dan >>> I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. >> >> The Italian and French shitheaps obviously have covers over them :) > > Now now easy there maybe he like European rust like hairy European > woman. :-) Why did an image of a Trabant pop into my head when I read that I wonder... >>>> I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. >>> The Italian and French shitheaps obviously have covers over them :) >> Now now easy there maybe he like European rust like hairy European >> woman. :-) > > Why did an image of a Trabant pop into my head when I read that I wonder... "Put it in 'H'!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odtS8WL5rts >> Why did an image of a Trabant pop into my head when I read that I wonder... > > "Put it in 'H'!" > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odtS8WL5rts LOL Good episode that was. :-) SignatureRegards Dan >> Now now easy there maybe he like European rust like hairy European >> woman. :-) > > Why did an image of a Trabant pop into my head when I read that I wonder... The brain can bring up some strange stuff and Trabants are a strange car. :-) SignatureRegards Dan >> I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. > >The Italian and French shitheaps obviously have covers over them :) Nope, they sit there gleaming. There is a Lotus twincam engine sitting in a corner....but they're pretty good too. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >>> I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > There is a Lotus twincam engine sitting in a corner....but they're > pretty good too. No there isn't. You have an old smokey TM Magna sitting in the driveway, your missus is obese, has a mo and wears ugg boots and your teenage daughter and her baby are living in the converted garage because daddy did a runner. The government keeps promising to get you into a bigger housing commission home... >>>> I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. >>> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >No there isn't. Yeah, there is....'twas pulled out of an Elan when it was fitted with an imported Cosworth tweaked one >You have an old smokey TM Magna sitting in the driveway, your missus is >obese, has a mo and wears ugg boots and your teenage daughter and her baby >are living in the converted garage because daddy did a runner. The >government keeps promising to get you into a bigger housing commission >home... You have me confused with moRon. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >>>>> I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > You have me confused with moRon. Nope, no confusion. >>>>>> I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > >Nope, no confusion. Ahhh, so you really don't have a clue. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >>>>>>> I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. >>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] >> > Ahhh, so you really don't have a clue. I certainly do. >>>>>>>> I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. >>>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > >I certainly do. Mmmmmm Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >>>>>>> I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. >>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] >> > Ahhh, so you really don't have a clue. Actually we don't have a photo, Just about every car nut I know that has anything resembling the collection you claim to own has posted photos on the web somewhere, you on the other hand have nothing to show for all your claims except a reputation as a pathological liar and just about everyone's ridicule. c'mon, just a photo of the Garage with all your cars inside, we don't need to see your house or anything that will give away the secret location of the "Bat Cave" of wonders, and I cannot wait for the 037 to turn up, the photo's of that should be sweet :-) Pbase has free membership :-) Signature"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color." Don Hirschberg >>>>>>>> I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden >>>>>>>> anywhere. [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > to turn up, the photo's of that should be sweet :-) > Pbase has free membership :-) That's because he is a "w.nker". Any idiot who thinks Magnas are good is a cronic w.nker! I doubt he owns anything other than a rusted out smoking Magna :-) The rest is a figment of i'ts imagination >That's because he is a "w.nker". Mmmmm unlike you who can't get it up? >Any idiot who thinks Magnas are good is a cronic w.nker! moRon, you bought one! >I doubt he owns anything other than a rusted out smoking Magna :-) Yeah, I can hear your doubt soldier. >The rest is a figment of i'ts imagination Nah moRon unlike you, I still have my balls ......Jesus I couldn't blame you..I've seen the pics of your kids. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >Actually we don't have a photo, Just about every car nut I know that has >anything resembling the collection you claim to own has posted photos on the [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >photo's of that should be sweet :-) >Pbase has free membership :-) Ummmm 1st, I'm not a "car nut", I own a number of cars and have raced others worldwide... 2nd, You wouldn't know if there are pics of any of my cars or me on the net......Oh and there are a couple that I know of, posted by people who've taken a pic and put it on their site or into a forum post....you could start looking. 3rd, the Lancia will be partially stripped for engineers report then hopefully modified as little as possible, maybe not at all to get it registered in Oz if at all possible. It'll then be totally stripped and restored then appear at a few events around Oz as part of a promotional exercise. Why get it registered you may ask.....so I can show off...why else :-) Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > Ummmm > 1st, I'm not a "car nut", Just a regular nut will do nicely :) > I own a number of cars and have raced others worldwide... We are humble in your presense oh great one. > 2nd, You wouldn't know if there are pics of any of my cars or me on > the net......Oh and there are a couple that I know of, posted by > people who've taken a pic and put it on their site or into a forum > post....you could start looking. You could make it easy by just settling all this bullshit you continually spurt by posting some pics of your own. \ You don't have to reveal any personal information, and can post pics withou disclosing you or your location, but you already know that. You're just using it as an excuse to not post any pics and prove your stories as fiction :) > 3rd, the Lancia will be partially stripped for engineers report then > hopefully modified as little as possible, maybe not at all to get it > registered in Oz if at all possible. > It'll then be totally stripped and restored then appear at a few > events around Oz as part of a promotional exercise. > Why get it registered you may ask.....so I can show off...why else :-) We weren't asking, because we know it's bullshit and we don't care. -- Regards, Noddy. >> Ummmm >> 1st, I'm not a "car nut", > >Just a regular nut will do nicely :) So I fit in around here. >> I own a number of cars and have raced others worldwide... > >We are humble in your presense oh great one. Good for you Noodle...but please don't bend over OK. >> 2nd, You wouldn't know if there are pics of any of my cars or me on >> the net......Oh and there are a couple that I know of, posted by [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >You could make it easy by just settling all this bullshit you continually >spurt by posting some pics of your own. \ Yeah I could...... >You don't have to reveal any personal information, and can post pics withou >disclosing you or your location, but you already know that. You're just >using it as an excuse to not post any pics and prove your stories as fiction >:) Nah...I don't >> 3rd, the Lancia will be partially stripped for engineers report then >> hopefully modified as little as possible, maybe not at all to get it [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >We weren't asking, because we know it's bullshit and we don't care. Mmmmmmm do "we"? Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > Yeah I could...... And there's absolutely no prizes at all for guessing why you're not, right folks? -- Regards, Noddy. >> Yeah I could...... > >And there's absolutely no prizes at all for guessing why you're not, right >folks? I'm just not.... Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >>> Yeah I could...... >> >>And there's absolutely no prizes at all for guessing why you're not, right >>folks? > > I'm just not.... Because all your stories are porky pies, that's why. >>>> Yeah I could...... >>> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Because all your stories are porky pies, that's why. Mmmmmmmm, and here you have no clue. BTW I'm flying out of Bankstown tomorrow and picked up a new router from EYO. Bwaaahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaa Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > BTW I'm flying out of Bankstown tomorrow and picked up a new router > from EYO. > Bwaaahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaa I think *this* right here probably does more to show that the f.cking idiot needs to carry a card in his wallet to prove that he's legally sane than anything else. -- Regards, Noddy. >> BTW I'm flying out of Bankstown tomorrow and picked up a new router >> from EYO. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > needs to carry a card in his wallet to prove that he's legally sane than > anything else. Not unless he is running to EYO with his arms out and making aeroplane noises. SignatureRegards Dan >>> BTW I'm flying out of Bankstown tomorrow and picked up a new router >>> from EYO. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >Not unless he is running to EYO with his arms out and making aeroplane >noises. Nope, but I did stop in at Repco and bought a timing belt kit for the TE Magna....they're just around the corner from EYO which is a few km from YSBK Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >> BTW I'm flying out of Bankstown tomorrow and picked up a new router >> from EYO. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >needs to carry a card in his wallet to prove that he's legally sane than >anything else. Mmmmmm some here will be pleased to hear it, after all I live near the airport and Eyo...apparently. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >>>>> Yeah I could...... >>>> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > from EYO. > Bwaaahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaa Fantasy. >Fantasy. Nope, weather is looking good. Route planned to Canberra then back over Syd Harbour if ATC will allow I'll then track straight back to Bankstown. 10GPH fuel burn ( its actually a little less) will give me about 25 min on top of my min. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >>Fantasy. >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > I welcome you to crackerbox palace, > We've been expecting you. so, did MS flight sim tell you all that Bwaaahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaa >>>Fantasy. >>> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] >so, did MS flight sim tell you all that >Bwaaahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaa Can it? I wouldn't know. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > >Fantasy. > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > 10GPH fuel burn ( its actually a little less) will give me about 25 > min on top of my min. Ohh yeah,..SY ATC just love giving every joker in an egg-beater permission to stork around in controlled airspace over Sydney,..no less. Jason >> >Fantasy. >> > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Jason yeah but you don't even have to ask in MS Flight Sim, so OzOne will have no problems there :-) Signature"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color." Don Hirschberg >> >Fantasy. >> > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > >Jason Ahhhhhh yeah, they did....and let me track straight back to Bankstown. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > >> >Fantasy. > >> > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > > Ahhhhhh yeah, they did....and let me track straight back to Bankstown. Amazing, especially in view of LSA around Sy Harbour and approach/departure flight-paths>KSA. Jason >> ><OzOne> wrote in message > news:s0rh73p1jci1qncot2emldfgbas3kl52io@4ax.com... [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > Jason *hint* MS Flight Sim *hint* Signature"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color." Don Hirschberg >>> ><OzOne> wrote in message >> news:s0rh73p1jci1qncot2emldfgbas3kl52io@4ax.com... [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] >MS Flight Sim >*hint* Bwaaahahahahahhahahahhahahahah! Back into your box kid. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >> ><OzOne> wrote in message >news:s0rh73p1jci1qncot2emldfgbas3kl52io@4ax.com... [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > >Jason You taking dumb pills? Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > >> ><OzOne> wrote in message > >news:s0rh73p1jci1qncot2emldfgbas3kl52io@4ax.com... [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > You taking dumb pills? I think you are trying to feed dumb pills to anyone who listens to your stories. Tracking back "over Sydney harbour" for a pilot with no instruments rating, only allowed to fly VMC, with no transponder, sounds like a story, considering the proximity of KSA and surrounding airspace classification. Jason >> You taking dumb pills? > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Jason Bwaaahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahaa! No transponder??? Bwaaahahhahahhahhahahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhaaa! On your bike junior...your new Flight Sim is in store now. Bwaaahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahhahahaa! Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > >> You taking dumb pills? > > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Bwaaahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahhahahaa! http://www.pprune.org/forums/showthread.php?p=3362023 "VFR aircraft cannot overfly a place like Sydney, but are directed to a location such as Hornsby - where they would normally be at 2,500 feet. IFR airline aircraft from the north operate over Hornsby at 3,000 feet. Air traffic control is not involved in any way in relation to separation. There is no transponder requirement for the VFR aircraft at Hornsby and air traffic control generally does not give traffic information to IFR airline aircraft on VFR aircraft which are in Class G airspace at that location. The controller presumes that the VFR aircraft is at the correct altitude." Jason >> >> You taking dumb pills? >> > [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > >Jason Ummmm Jason, I suggest you go onto your little forum and ask if clearance is ever granted for VFR aircraft to overfly Sydney.Better still, next time you're flying around Sydney and are endorsed to fly in controlled airspace, ,,,,,,OH wait, in Flight Sim you wouldn't need to eh! Back to the Wannabe Forum for you junior Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > >> >> You taking dumb pills? > >> > [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > > Back to the Wannabe Forum for you junior When are you going to pause before you boast of things, such as req SY FS to ask ATC if you can "fly over Sydney Harbour"? Jason >> ><OzOne> wrote in message >news:bbko731h2n007kjea042ja427hvm9giko4@4ax.com... [quoted text clipped - 49 lines] > >Jason "fly over Sydney Harbour" Bwaaaahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha! Your words not mine junior. BTW I'd be interested to hear what you fly that has no transponder....a microlight? Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > >> ><OzOne> wrote in message > >news:bbko731h2n007kjea042ja427hvm9giko4@4ax.com... [quoted text clipped - 52 lines] > "fly over Sydney Harbour" > Bwaaaahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha! Score a desperate point on semantics,..Oz? > Your words not mine junior. > > BTW I'd be interested to hear what you fly that has no > transponder....a microlight? I dont fly,..but I've spent my working life at an AP with FIS,..and your comment about requesting permission to "Route planned to Canberra then back over Syd Harbour if ATC will allow I'll then track straight back to Bankstown" was something I had never heard of being granted. It was just another OZBoast" Jason >> BTW I'd be interested to hear what you fly that has no >> transponder....a microlight? [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Bankstown" was something I had never heard of being granted. It was just > another OZBoast" Heh another hole in the ozone found. :-) SignatureRegards Dan >>> BTW I'd be interested to hear what you fly that has no >>> transponder....a microlight? [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >Heh another hole in the ozone found. >:-) Bwaaahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahha! I have a large load of scrap steel that you may be interested in..currently located in the heart of Sydney...removal at your expense. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >>> BTW I'd be interested to hear what you fly that has no >>> transponder....a microlight? [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Heh another hole in the ozone found. > :-) Another hole!!!?!?!??!?! f.ck Dan, this prick would make a block of swiss cheese envious. >I dont fly,..but I've spent my working life at an AP with FIS,..and your >comment about requesting permission to "Route planned to Canberra then back [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >Jason Ahhh I see, I was not IFR.... The fact that you "have never heard" of that happening is of little interest. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > >I dont fly,..but I've spent my working life at an AP with FIS,..and your > >comment about requesting permission to "Route planned to Canberra then back [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > I was not IFR.... Yet it is a fact, by your own admission that you are,( stated in another thread) "Training IFR." Unless you are now saying someone else is piloting or training you during this flight, who does has an IFR rating. Jason > The fact that you "have never heard" of that happening is of little > interest. >> >I dont fly,..but I've spent my working life at an AP with FIS,..and your >> >comment about requesting permission to "Route planned to Canberra then [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > >Jason Ummmm Jason my dear, I am training to fly IFR.....This flight was VFR,,,Do you recall my mention of constant speed and retractable endorsements? Now back into bed dear, pull up the covers and have a nice little rest. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > >> >I dont fly,..but I've spent my working life at an AP with FIS,..and your > >> >comment about requesting permission to "Route planned to Canberra then [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > VFR,,,Do you recall my mention of constant speed and retractable > endorsements? Indeed, however as you try to exit from boasts by using unfinished sentences. You get stuck with the resultant interpretation. > Now back into bed dear, pull up the covers and have a nice little > rest. Yeah,.Oz, best to drop it. Jason >Indeed, however as you try to exit from boasts by using unfinished >sentences. You get stuck with the resultant interpretation. Bwaaahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahaa! Sorry next time I'll spell out every word..... >> Now back into bed dear, pull up the covers and have a nice little >> rest. > >Yeah,.Oz, best to drop it. Yeah, I'd say so...you've made a big enough a.s of yourself. >Jason Oh BTW I'm heading off to see Keating at the Seymour Centre this afternoon.....that would be late afternoon, some might even say early evening......tell me Jason when does afternoon end and evening begin? My suggestion would be that evening begins after sunset 16:54 today. That would mean I'm attending the play in the late afternoon, 17:00 EST. Your thoughts? Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > >Indeed, however as you try to exit from boasts by using unfinished > >sentences. You get stuck with the resultant interpretation. [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > 17:00 EST. > Your thoughts? Tell Paul, I said hello. Jason >> >Indeed, however as you try to exit from boasts by using unfinished >> >sentences. You get stuck with the resultant interpretation. [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > >Jason Too complicated for you? Bwaaahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhaha! Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >Tell Paul, I said hello. > >Jason Can't imagine he'll be there again. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > >Tell Paul, I said hello. > > > >Jason > > > Can't imagine he'll be there again. A bit like your boasts,..a no-show. :-) Jason >> Can't imagine he'll be there again. > > A bit like your boasts,..a no-show. :-) Nice. :-) SignatureRegards Dan >> >Tell Paul, I said hello. >> > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Jason Yeah great show actually.....I'd see it again but the remaining season is booked out. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > <OzOne> wrote in message >> BTW I'm flying out of Bankstown tomorrow and picked up a new router >> from EYO. >> Bwaaahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaa > > Fantasy. I'm not sure if flying out of Bankstown is generally the stuff of fanatasies. Unless one lives in Bankstown, I guess. SignatureDon't try to reply to my email addy: I'm borrowing that of the latest scammer/spammer > I'm not sure if flying out of Bankstown is generally the stuff of > fanatasies. > > Unless one lives in Bankstown, I guess. The first time I ever did, the nice flight service officer gave me a detailed briefing on the VFR routes including which roads to follow, which water tower to turn at etc. I found it incredibly depressing and reckoned i'd have had zero chance of getting it right. "Can I please depart via controlled air space?" I said in desperation... "Music to my ears" said the FSO. And off I went, turned right after take-off , turned more or less left at Richmond and next stop was Walget. It's a funny old world. I was terrified of the VFR lanes or corridors or whatever they are called, but on the other hand I learned to fly in controlled airspace at a shared military airbase. Apparently most private pilots avoided controlled airspace cause they didn't know what to do, where as due to experience I was in the opposite situation. Funny old world. -- > > I'm not sure if flying out of Bankstown is generally the stuff of > > fanatasies. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > I found it incredibly depressing and reckoned i'd have had zero chance > of getting it right. Yeah, they have a series of guidance lights on high structures. A but difficult they say. to follow. > "Can I please depart via controlled air space?" I said in desperation... > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Funny old world. I worked in radio-maint at an AFIS A/P for yonks, and the sh.t that goes down when a lighty is seen by another aircraft, sometimes military, in CAS is unbelievable. Most go quietly unreported,.but if its an RPT, and they say something, the whole circus gets going. Jason > I'm just not.... Oh. Thank f.ck you come up with that detailed response, as it gave me perfect reason to believe everything you say is true and you just choose not to show us. Had you said something gay & wimpy, I'd have been convinced you were bullshitting all along :) -- Regards, Noddy. >> I'm just not.... > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >Had you said something gay & wimpy, I'd have been convinced you were >bullshitting all along :) Good. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >>Actually we don't have a photo, Just about every car nut I know that has >>anything resembling the collection you claim to own has posted photos on [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > 1st, I'm not a "car nut", I own a number of cars and have raced others > worldwide... ***cough***bullshit***cough*** > 2nd, You wouldn't know if there are pics of any of my cars or me on > the net......Oh and there are a couple that I know of, posted by > people who've taken a pic and put it on their site or into a forum > post....you could start looking. or you could just start posting, a simple group shot will shut everyone up, but then thats NEVER going to happen because as I said before, your a pathological liar, I hope that helps. > 3rd, the Lancia will be partially stripped for engineers report then > hopefully modified as little as possible, maybe not at all to get it > registered in Oz if at all possible. > It'll then be totally stripped and restored then appear at a few > events around Oz as part of a promotional exercise. > Why get it registered you may ask.....so I can show off...why else :-) yet you refuse to post a simple picture, see my second point. > Oz1...of the 3 twins. > > I welcome you to crackerbox palace, > We've been expecting you. >>>Actually we don't have a photo, Just about every car nut I know that has >>>anything resembling the collection you claim to own has posted photos on [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > >yet you refuse to post a simple picture, see my second point. Mmmmmmm. Fun init. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >>>>>> I looked in both of em...Couldn't see a Jag or a Holden anywhere. >>>>> The Italian and French shitheaps obviously have covers over them :) [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Nope, no confusion. We've gone through this: photos or disbelief, your call. >We've gone through this: photos or disbelief, your call. Do you think I actually care what you believe? Jesus.... Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > Do you think I actually care what you believe? You obviously do, or you wouldn't continue to give us unpromted updates about your fantasy life. > Jesus.... Yes? -- Regards, Noddy. >> Do you think I actually care what you believe? > >You obviously do, or you wouldn't continue to give us unpromted updates >about your fantasy life. Nah, I really don't ...honestly. >> Jesus.... > >Yes? Oh God.... Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > Nah, I really don't ...honestly. Sure. That's precisely why you have to keep us fully informed of everything you do, like as if we give a f.ck in some way or something :) -- Regards, Noddy. >> Nah, I really don't ...honestly. > >Sure. > >That's precisely why you have to keep us fully informed of everything you >do, like as if we give a f.ck in some way or something :) But I don't care what you think...is it not obvious? Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > But I don't care what you think...is it not obvious? Yet, you keep sharing your fantasy life details with us because......??? -- Regards, Noddy. >> But I don't care what you think...is it not obvious? > >Yet, you keep sharing your fantasy life details with us because......??? Never have shared my fantasies...... Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >>> But I don't care what you think...is it not obvious? >> >>Yet, you keep sharing your fantasy life details with us because......??? > > Never have shared my fantasies...... Well your wet dreams then... whatever. >>>> But I don't care what you think...is it not obvious? >>> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >Well your wet dreams then... whatever. Never shared...well actually I probably did...Ursula Andress in an orange bikini..with a few of my 12 yo mates. Dr No IIRC. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. >>>>> But I don't care what you think...is it not obvious? >>>> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > orange bikini..with a few of my 12 yo mates. > Dr No IIRC. f.ck, you're old. > No there isn't. > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > government keeps promising to get you into a bigger housing commission > home... He has a nice little waterfall in his front yard though. He designed it himself :) -- Regards, Noddy. >He has a nice little waterfall in his front yard though. He designed it >himself :) Nope...took it out a couple of years back when I built the extra garage..besides, the kookaburras kept stealing the fish. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > He has a nice little waterfall in his front yard though. He designed it > himself :) Taking a piss against a letterbox does not count as a waterfall. Marco >> He has a nice little waterfall in his front yard though. He designed it >> himself :) > >Taking a piss against a letterbox does not count as a waterfall. > >Marco Especially if your prostate is getting dodgy. Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > >> He has a nice little waterfall in his front yard though. He designed it > >> himself :) [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Especially if your prostate is getting dodgy. Poor Oz,..can't crackabar when he gets the tap on the shoulder. Jason >> >> He has a nice little waterfall in his front yard though. He designed it >> >> himself :) [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > >Jason Bwaaaahahhahahahahhahah! Is that what happens? Tell me about your experiences ..... Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > >> >> He has a nice little waterfall in his front yard though. He designed it > >> >> himself :) [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Tell me about your experiences ..... You're the one with prostate probs. Jason >> ><OzOne> wrote in message >news:efkg731leilflln0qn2p1qslcjoj1to2fh@4ax.com... [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > >Jason Not the last time I checked......Seems you are familiar with impotence....was that before or after you decided you were gay? Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace, We've been expecting you. > >> ><OzOne> wrote in message > >news:efkg731leilflln0qn2p1qslcjoj1to2fh@4ax.com... [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > Not the last time I checked......Seems you are familiar with > impotence....was that before or after you decided you were gay? S'truth,..it just gets grosser,..now you're a dung-puncher as well. Too much info Oz. Jason |
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