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Dave - 26 Jan 2008 21:49 GMT
Hi all

The T-bar on my EL Falcon is very loose and rattley. I need to get the
console apart to check, but how to dismantle is not that obvious. Any
suggestions on how to do this?

Dave
David Z - 27 Jan 2008 13:52 GMT
I thought the ELs still had column shifters?

> Hi all
>
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>
> Dave
TPr - 27 Jan 2008 14:18 GMT
|I thought the ELs still had column shifters?

Optionally, yes, standard, No.
David Z - 28 Jan 2008 03:26 GMT
"EL T-Bar" ... It sounds more like a Mexican pub to me.

> |I thought the ELs still had column shifters?
>
> Optionally, yes, standard, No.
Noddy - 28 Jan 2008 03:59 GMT
> "EL T-Bar" ... It sounds more like a Mexican pub to me.

The ironic thing in all of this of course is that you think you're witty,
intelligent, charming and desirable by members of the opposite sex.

Want the f.cking *really* brad news?

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Noddy.
John McKenzie - 28 Jan 2008 08:18 GMT
> > "EL T-Bar" ... It sounds more like a Mexican pub to me.
>
> The ironic thing in all of this of course is that you think you're witty,
> intelligent, charming and desirable by members of the opposite sex.
>
> Want the f.cking *really* brad news?

It's a f.cking w.nk of a movie, but he is rather reminiscent of that
tool in 'good morning vietnam' - not Robin Williams' character, but that
other tool that took him off the air and did his own humour act which
probably lead to multiple suicides, it was that bad. Now that actor
played that tool for a paycheck. David Z lives it, and much like Colonel
Klink said (though Klink got it wrong, whereas it rings true for David
Shmuk) for him, and the tool that he is, 'there is no escape'.

If he gets laid, it'll be either through arranged marriage or
prostitution, and oddly enough whilst he'll never please a woman in bed,
it's not to say his wife won't be pleased - she'll either go battery
powered, or his kids will look nothing like him.

His dad must be so proud.

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Noddy - 28 Jan 2008 10:20 GMT
> It's a f.cking w.nk of a movie, but he is rather reminiscent of that
> tool in 'good morning vietnam' - not Robin Williams' character, but that
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>
> His dad must be so proud.

To the point of suicide I expect.

It's not hard to understand why some animals eat their young
really............

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David Z - 28 Jan 2008 15:04 GMT
>> > "EL T-Bar" ... It sounds more like a Mexican pub to me.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> If he gets laid, it'll be either through arranged marriage or

At least I can legally get married, unlike your 'kind'.  You'll most likely
never know what it's like.

> powered, or his kids will look nothing like him.

Oh, and you think your kids are gonna look anything like you and your 'wife'
either?  ROFL.
Noddy - 28 Jan 2008 19:26 GMT
> At least I can legally get married, unlike your 'kind'.  You'll most
> likely never know what it's like.

Nice hypothetical there David, but short of you being fixed up with some
ugly duckling who is desperately trying to be married off in an arranged
deal, you'll spend your entire life without anyone to share it with. Yes,
you *can* legally get married, but in your case we all know that such an
argument is like saying you *can* legally be be named commander of the next
Space Shuttle mission.

Both have an equal probability of success in your case.

> Oh, and you think your kids are gonna look anything like you and your
> 'wife' either?  ROFL.

Well, we don't have to wonder about you ever having kids and bringing
anything that looks like you into the world, let alone anything as f.cking 
dumb as dogshit as your good self, do we? :)

Here's the thing about kids and parenting that you'll *never* get: Being a
parent in a hetrosexual relationship does *not* gaurantee that it will be a
happy one for the child, and I'd bet *both* my nuts right here and now that
there are far more unhappy kids with hetrosexual parents than there are with
gay ones.

The sexual orientation of the person means absolutely f.ck nothing as far as
their ability to be a good parent is concerned.

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Noddy.
John McKenzie - 29 Jan 2008 04:58 GMT
> Nice hypothetical there David, but short of you being fixed up with some
> ugly duckling who is desperately trying to be married off in an arranged
> deal,

Can you imagine what it'd be like living with that dope?

"honey the light globe blew"
"well, you'll have to call a real man to change that, I don't know how
for starters, and I'm busy reading a sales brochure for a car my dad is
going to buy me, even though I've been married for 10 years and should
be capable of supporting myself"

you'll spend your entire life without anyone to share it with. Yes,
> you *can* legally get married, but in your case we all know that such an
> argument is like saying you *can* legally be be named commander of the next
> Space Shuttle mission.

And if they keep using chinese made seals on the booster rockets, I
bloody hope he does get on board.

> > Oh, and you think your kids are gonna look anything like you and your
> > 'wife' either?  ROFL.
>
> Well, we don't have to wonder about you ever having kids and bringing
> anything that looks like you into the world, let alone anything as f.cking
> dumb as dogshit as your good self, do we? :)

I must admit I'm quietly curious as to how far the apple fell from the
tree.

> Here's the thing about kids and parenting that you'll *never* get: Being a
> parent in a hetrosexual relationship does *not* gaurantee that it will be a
> happy one for the child, and I'd bet *both* my nuts right here and now that
> there are far more unhappy kids with hetrosexual parents than there are with
> gay ones.

Some idiot will probably have a joke at Clockie over this - but in the
netherlands they've had gay couple adoption for years and it's a _very_
successful and decent program with no shortage of people (ironically or
not who didn't grow up to 'turn' gay just because their people who
raised them were) relating very loving and nurturing upbringings.

> The sexual orientation of the person means absolutely f.ck nothing as far as
> their ability to be a good parent is concerned.

After all - Hitler had a kid.

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Noddy - 29 Jan 2008 06:12 GMT
> Can you imagine what it'd be like living with that dope?

I can only try to imagine it.

> "honey the light globe blew"
> "well, you'll have to call a real man to change that, I don't know how
> for starters, and I'm busy reading a sales brochure for a car my dad is
> going to buy me, even though I've been married for 10 years and should
> be capable of supporting myself"

It'd make "Days of our Lives" look like it was on Coke :)

> And if they keep using chinese made seals on the booster rockets, I
> bloody hope he does get on board.

They can always strap him to the side and hope a bit of foam hits him in the
head at 700 miles per hour if they ever fix the seal problem.

> I must admit I'm quietly curious as to how far the apple fell from the
> tree.

If it was a little, I'm betting even his old man would be smart enough to
wish it was ten suburbs away.

> Some idiot will probably have a joke at Clockie over this - but in the
> netherlands they've had gay couple adoption for years and it's a _very_
> successful and decent program with no shortage of people (ironically or
> not who didn't grow up to 'turn' gay just because their people who
> raised them were) relating very loving and nurturing upbringings.

Yep.

> After all - Hitler had a kid.

I hope that child has emigrated to Australia and moved in next door to the
Zuk family.

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Noddy.
Dan--- - 29 Jan 2008 06:50 GMT
>> Nice hypothetical there David, but short of you being fixed up with
>> some ugly duckling who is desperately trying to be married off in an
>> arranged deal,
>
> Can you imagine what it'd be like living with that dope?

Its imagining things like that would make you send yourself straight to
the nut house to get a total frontal lobotomy and electroshock therapy
daily by having the electrodes bolted to your gonads.
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Kev - 29 Jan 2008 15:07 GMT
Can you imagine what it'd be like living with that dope?

> "honey the light globe blew"
> "well, you'll have to call a real man to change that, I don't know how
> for starters, and I'm busy reading a sales brochure for a car my dad is
> going to buy me, even though I've been married for 10 years and should
> be capable of supporting myself"

You forgot the 7 hours on Google checking out brands of light bulbs so
Daddy can get him the longest lasting for the least amount of money bulb

don't wanna go wasting precious cents on a light bulb

Kev
John McKenzie - 29 Jan 2008 04:52 GMT
> >> > "EL T-Bar" ... It sounds more like a Mexican pub to me.
> >>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> At least I can legally get married, unlike your 'kind'.  You'll most likely
> never know what it's like.

oh whoop tee doo, I won't have a........ piece of paper.

Considering the divorce rate in this country, that you would even bring
it up shows how naive you really are. My relationships have and will
always be based on loyalty, respect and shared vision. No piece of paper
is relevant, ever. Nice to know you think that a relationship is a piece
of paper, and it's not about the person.

But you are a simpleton. By the way, you've made that error again, and
are looking like a tard. And no, I'm not telling you what it is, it's
just too funny.

> > powered, or his kids will look nothing like him.
>
> Oh, and you think your kids are gonna look anything like you and your 'wife'
> either?  ROFL.

You wanna know what's even sadder than your comprehension skills? I've
not only f.cked more women than you (now, and possibly ever) I've
actually been with more Jewish girls than you will have been in your
life time. And I'm not even straight. That's gotta hurt.

Now to explain why you f.cked up with the second statement 'your kids
bit'. The irony, you moron, is that you'll be paying for the kids,
you'll be putting up with them, and they'll be some other guys - some
guy who could actually be pleasing your arranged marriage wife in bed.
Being cuckolded is about as bad as it would get - especially for a
little egotist like you - but it'll happen - guaranteed. I have no
desire to have kids, but if I did, there's options available, and should
I choose it they'd have my dna. You just don't get it do you. I don't
need, but have the option. You need all this crap to feel like you fit
in, but in reality it'll be a delusion at best.

But that's what you get for being a shallow, stupid, naive, prejudiced,
repulsive little turd, and I'm being kind in that appraisal.

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Noddy - 29 Jan 2008 06:06 GMT
> You wanna know what's even sadder than your comprehension skills? I've
> not only f.cked more women than you (now, and possibly ever) I've
> actually been with more Jewish girls than you will have been in your
> life time. And I'm not even straight. That's gotta hurt.

Like a red hot poker up the ginger :)

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Klompmeester - 29 Jan 2008 10:42 GMT
>> >> > "EL T-Bar" ... It sounds more like a Mexican pub to me.
>> >>
[quoted text clipped - 42 lines]
> actually been with more Jewish girls than you will have been in your
> life time. And I'm not even straight. That's gotta hurt.

You're not straight? You mean to say you're a poofter?

News to me... whatever blows your hair back mate makes no difference to me
:-)
Kev - 29 Jan 2008 15:10 GMT
> At least I can legally get married,

you want to enter into a life that has legal rules on who can and can't
be part of it??

marriage is a load of sh.t
but at least in DiZzy's case dad will have to foot the bill for the
wedding, as is the tradition that the father of the bride pays

Kev
George W. Frost - 29 Jan 2008 22:45 GMT
>> At least I can legally get married,
>
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>
> Kev

f.ck you and your tradition, it goes right out the window when you have 6
daughters

If they want to get a free f.ck for life, then they pay for the wedding
Lindsay - 31 Jan 2008 09:54 GMT
>>> > "EL T-Bar" ... It sounds more like a Mexican pub to me.
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> At least I can legally get married,

You "can", Davie-boy, but what female  in her right mind would
have you?

unlike your 'kind'.  You'll most likely
> never know what it's like.

Ands neither will you. Yours will be aranged, or bought by
your daddy.

How proud you'll be.

Hahahahahahaha....

>> powered, or his kids will look nothing like him.
>
> Oh, and you think your kids are gonna look anything like you and your
> 'wife' either?  ROFL.

After you've pulled yourself stupid at all the porn in the newsgroups, you
wont be capable of producing children.

And AMEN to that!

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Lindsay - 31 Jan 2008 09:42 GMT
>I thought the ELs still had column shifters?

Well, there's yet more proof of what a simple fuckwit you are....

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to say illegal!)

"Speed limit near schools lowered to 40 grams per student" - CNNNN

Athol - 31 Jan 2008 12:30 GMT
>>I thought the ELs still had column shifters?

> Well, there's yet more proof of what a simple fuckwit you are....

I'd guess that it was more a *very* lame, failed attempt at humour.

The sad thing is that a good troll would be more entertaining than
David Z...

I assume that you realise that you know my wife from at least one
other news group?

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Dan--- - 31 Jan 2008 22:37 GMT
> I assume that you realise that you know my wife from at least one other
> news group?

You calling your wife a troll?
:-)

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lindsay - 31 Jan 2008 22:54 GMT
>> I assume that you realise that you know my wife from at least one other
>> news group?
>
> You calling your wife a troll?
> :-)

I wouldnt! ;-)  She's a crack shot!!!! :)
Athol - 01 Feb 2008 06:21 GMT
>>> I assume that you realise that you know my wife from at least one other
>>> news group?

>> You calling your wife a troll?
>> :-)

> I wouldnt! ;-)  She's a crack shot!!!! :)

For a second there, I thought you said crack pot...  :-)

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Lindsay - 01 Feb 2008 12:05 GMT
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>> I wouldnt! ;-)  She's a crack shot!!!! :)
>
> For a second there, I thought you said crack pot...  :-)

After her last outing? No way.  :)  Are you into it as well?
God help anyone who blunders across your paths.. :)

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to say illegal!)

"Speed limit near schools lowered to 40 grams per student" - CNNNN

Athol - 01 Feb 2008 23:52 GMT
> After her last outing? No way.  :)  Are you into it as well?

Nope.  As I posted in another thread, I spent the weekend taking our
4yo around various places in Can'tberra.  Questacon the first day,
Black Mountain tower and the museum the 2nd day, war memorial and a
shopping centre on the 3rd (half) day.

> God help anyone who blunders across your paths.. :)

If only it were so simple.  I'll be in court in Sydney again at the
beginning of March.  I can't really discuss it now, but it is a
civil matter...

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lindsay - 31 Jan 2008 22:56 GMT
>> The sad thing is that a good troll would be more entertaining than
> David Z...

Having a dump is more entertaining than David Z.

> I assume that you realise that you know my wife from at least one
> other news group?

I didnt, but I do now! :)
My regards to your wife, Mel.
Athol - 01 Feb 2008 06:20 GMT
>> I assume that you realise that you know my wife from at least one
>> other news group?

> I didnt, but I do now! :)
> My regards to your wife, Mel.

I thought that you might have realised it some time ago.

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Lindsay - 01 Feb 2008 12:08 GMT
>>> I assume that you realise that you know my wife from at least one
>>> other news group?
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>
> I thought that you might have realised it some time ago.

The stuff thats gone in, and out, of my scone in the last 2 years would be
astonishing.

Now, if I can remember 25%, I'll be doing ok. 50%, I'm a legend....:)

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to say illegal!)

"Speed limit near schools lowered to 40 grams per student" - CNNNN

Casey Simmons - 28 Jan 2008 09:43 GMT
Loosen the lock-nut underneath the head.
Unscrew 'knob' off top.
Push-rod just pulls out.
The inner plastic surround just pulls up and off. Disconnect eco switch.
Under you will find all.

> Hi all
>
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>
> Dave
 
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