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David Z - 15 May 2008 01:57 GMT
Honda CR-V sales skyrocketed last month.  The CR-V is now *the* best-selling
SUV in the USA.  Ford Explorer and Grand Cherokee used to be the best
sellers.  No more.  Not only that, but the CR-V is the 9th best-selling
vehicle overall in the US.  There are also 2 other Hondas in the top 10,
which I probably don't need to mention as they should be obvious.  The Ford
Escape seems to be doing very well too, in 2nd place in SUV sales, but still
a fair distance behind the CR-V.  RAV4 and Forester come in way, way behind.
It's a shame that despite ruling just about every class they compete in,
Toyota just can't seem to get the compact SUV formula right.
Noddy - 15 May 2008 04:19 GMT
> Honda CR-V sales skyrocketed last month.  The CR-V is now *the*
> best-selling SUV in the USA.  Ford Explorer and Grand Cherokee used to be
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> class they compete in, Toyota just can't seem to get the compact SUV
> formula right.

And the relevance to us here in *Australia* would be what exactly?

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David Z - 15 May 2008 04:25 GMT
>> Honda CR-V sales skyrocketed last month.  The CR-V is now *the*
>> best-selling SUV in the USA.  Ford Explorer and Grand Cherokee used to be
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> And the relevance to us here in *Australia* would be what exactly?

Both vehicles are available locally, so it's on topic.
Noddy - 15 May 2008 05:41 GMT
> Both vehicles are available locally, so it's on topic.

It would only be on topic if the sales figures were remotely relevant to
here.

I don't know how many times you need to be told, but what happens in the US
is *not* relevant to here.

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David Z - 15 May 2008 05:52 GMT
So discussion of Top Gear isn't allowed here because it's a UK show and
therefore not relevant to Australia?  Yet I'm sure I've seen discussions
before...

>> Both vehicles are available locally, so it's on topic.
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Regards,
> Noddy.
Noddy - 15 May 2008 06:24 GMT
> So discussion of Top Gear isn't allowed here because it's a UK show and
> therefore not relevant to Australia?

I never said comments about Top Gear or your continued pants-pissing about
what happens in America weren't *allowed*, just that they aren't relevant to
anyone in Australia.

w.nk off all you like about sh.t that happens in the US, but it means
nothing to anyone here apart from wannabee yanks like you.

> Yet I'm sure I've seen discussions before...

Your powers of observation astound me.

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the_dawggie - 15 May 2008 07:57 GMT
> > So discussion of Top Gear isn't allowed here because it's a UK show and
> > therefore not relevant to Australia?
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> w.nk off all you like about sh.t that happens in the US, but it means
> nothing to anyone here apart from wannabee yanks like you.

Actually it does. Why do you hate the US so much?
Yet express an interest in US designed motor vehicles/parts.
Noddy - 15 May 2008 08:41 GMT
"the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Actually it does.

Oh. How exactly?

> Why do you hate the US so much?

I don't hate the US. I think a lot of Americans are dumber than dogshit, and
the majority of them seem to be largely ignorant of what goes on beyond
their own borders.

That said, they make some incredibly great stuff.

> Yet express an interest in US designed motor vehicles/parts.

In some. I also like some European and Japanese stuff as well and I don't
like or hate the people of those places any more or less.

For what it's worth I *don't* understand people like you and David Z who are
wannabee yanks, or the propensity for this country to break it's neck trying
to be a "little America". This is the best country in the world, and America
ain't that great.

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Klompmeester - 15 May 2008 23:10 GMT
> "the_dawggie" <the_dawggie@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:a67f8227-31c4-490d-b1ff-
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> and the majority of them seem to be largely ignorant of what goes on
> beyond their own borders.

Plenty of Australians are exactly the same, probably about the same ratio.

> That said, they make some incredibly great stuff.
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> trying to be a "little America". This is the best country in the world,
> and America ain't that great.

"This is the best country in the world"... now you're sounding like a yank.
You can't know that unless you have been to every country.
Noddy - 15 May 2008 23:20 GMT
> Plenty of Australians are exactly the same, probably about the same ratio.

I've been to every state in the country, and travelled a bit through the US
and can tell you without any fear of contradiction that Australians have
nothing to worry about compared to the average American.

Look at their president for f.ck's sake :)

> "This is the best country in the world"... now you're sounding like a
> yank.
> You can't know that unless you have been to every country.

If it wasn't I wouldn't expect so many people from other countries to want
to live here.

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Klompmeester - 16 May 2008 12:21 GMT
>> Plenty of Australians are exactly the same, probably about the same
>> ratio.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Look at their president for f.ck's sake :)

Look at out own yank wannabe arsecrawler Howard for f.cks sake :-)

>> "This is the best country in the world"... now you're sounding like a
>> yank.
>> You can't know that unless you have been to every country.
>
> If it wasn't I wouldn't expect so many people from other countries to want
> to live here.

If you think the number of migrants determines which is the best country
then Australia clearly isn't the best country in the world, is it.
Noddy - 16 May 2008 14:07 GMT
> Look at out own yank wannabe arsecrawler Howard for f.cks sake :-)

As much of a numptie as John Howard might have been, he's f.cking 
*lightyears* ahead of W, and the fuckwit yanks only have to vote if they
feel like it.

> If you think the number of migrants determines which is the best country
> then Australia clearly isn't the best country in the world, is it.

I never said it does. However there can't be too much wrong with this place
if the number of applicants to get here every year is anything to go by.

If you've got an example of a better country than this one (in all round
general terms) then I'd love to hear it as I'm f.cked if I know what it'd
be.

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Klompmeester - 16 May 2008 15:13 GMT
>> Look at out own yank wannabe arsecrawler Howard for f.cks sake :-)
>
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> general terms) then I'd love to hear it as I'm f.cked if I know what it'd
> be.

Dunno, but I'm not going to make the silly suggestion that this is the best
country without having a true basis for comparison.
I've been to other countries I could easily live in.
John McKenzie - 16 May 2008 22:55 GMT
> >> Look at out own yank wannabe arsecrawler Howard for f.cks sake :-)
> >
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> Dunno, but I'm not going to make the silly suggestion that this is the best
> country without having a true basis for comparison.

the fact you can even discuss the topic at all, nearly puts it into a
minority of countries for a start.

> I've been to other countries I could easily live in.

And pay 20 million to fill your tank, have a few hundred thousand people
living in the same square km, fresh fish and other produce being an
abstract, oh yeah :)

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John McKenzie - 16 May 2008 22:53 GMT
> > Look at out own yank wannabe arsecrawler Howard for f.cks sake :-)
>
> As much of a numptie as John Howard might have been, he's f.cking
> *lightyears* ahead of W, and the fuckwit yanks only have to vote if they
> feel like it.

I wish I read that reply before typing, I said the exact same thing.

> > If you think the number of migrants determines which is the best country
> > then Australia clearly isn't the best country in the world, is it.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> general terms) then I'd love to hear it as I'm f.cked if I know what it'd
> be.

Sth island NZ on a good day maybe.

I want to retire to outback SA myself (as in sth aus, not seth efrica)

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Noddy - 17 May 2008 04:27 GMT
> Sth island NZ on a good day maybe.

New Zealand is nice, and I could happily live in the South Island without a
problem.

The north's just like here in that it's much more urbanised and "big city",
but the south has a nice country feel too it and reminds me of what
Australia *used* to be like in the '60's. The kind of go out and leave your
key in the door and you'd have no problems kind of place.

However, as nice as it is it has it's issues.

Wages are low, taxes are high, jobs are few and far between and the cost of
living is rising faster than here. On the upside, property is relatively
cheap compared to here (although it's location dependent just like here) but
you generally get a hell of a lot more for your money in the country areas
than you can here.

In short, a nice place to retire to if you've got plenty and don't need a
job, but not anywhere near as good as it is here if you need a wage.

> I want to retire to outback SA myself (as in sth aus, not seth efrica)

Nice.

Bellarine Peninsula for us. The wife wants to be reasonably close to the
beach, but I'm f.cked if I know why as we live 200 yards from it now and she
never goes there :)

I don't particularly care as long as I've got a couple of acres and no
neighbours right on my fence line to annoy (or annoy me).

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Daryl Walford - 17 May 2008 07:58 GMT
>> Look at out own yank wannabe arsecrawler Howard for f.cks sake :-)
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> general terms) then I'd love to hear it as I'm f.cked if I know what it'd
> be.

Only place I can think of that may be as good as here and is some ways
better would be NZ.
The "better" IMO is the fact they leaders don't kiss anyones arse when
it comes to foreign policy or if they do its no where near as bad as
ours have done in recent times.
I think what makes Australia unique in the world is that we have so much
space, I think I would go insane if I lived somewhere where the
population density was much higher, I don't even like the inner parts of
Australian cities because IMO they are overcrowded so I can't imagine
what living in a large Asian city would be like.

Daryl
Just JT - 20 May 2008 09:49 GMT
> I never said it does. However there can't be too much wrong with this
> place if the number of applicants to get here every year is anything to go
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> general terms) then I'd love to hear it as I'm f.cked if I know what it'd
> be.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Didn't you assert sometime ago that NZ was a better place than here?

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Noddy - 20 May 2008 10:27 GMT
> Didn't you assert sometime ago that NZ was a better place than here?

I said it's a nice place, and I certainly wouldn't have any hesitation in
living there, but better than here is debatable.

Good place to retire, but not to start off.

> You.keep.returning.there.for.one.thing.

Yeah, I've got family there. Funny that.

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John McKenzie - 16 May 2008 22:52 GMT
> >> Plenty of Australians are exactly the same, probably about the same
> >> ratio.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Look at out own yank wannabe arsecrawler Howard for f.cks sake :-)

As much of a complete cocksucker as he was, he's light years ahead of
bush.

> If you think the number of migrants determines which is the best country
> then Australia clearly isn't the best country in the world, is it.

It is the best country, for every other f.cking reason. Not every
potential migrant is aware of that.

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Jeßus - 16 May 2008 23:39 GMT
>>>> Plenty of Australians are exactly the same, probably about the same
>>>> ratio.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> As much of a complete cocksucker as he was, he's light years ahead of
> bush.

Have to grudgingly concede that much to him.
He is not a stupid man, at least...

However, I often do wonder what that cocksucker would actually have done
had he /really/ had carte blanch. I still remember the 'old',
unelectable John Howard, /before/ he decided to change his act so he had
a fighting change at being elected...

>> If you think the number of migrants determines which is the best country
>> then Australia clearly isn't the best country in the world, is it.
>
> It is the best country, for every other f.cking reason. Not every
> potential migrant is aware of that.

True (thankfully!).

> I want to retire to outback SA myself (as in sth aus, not seth efrica)

I moved to Tassie a few weeks ago (semi retired I suppose now that I
think about it :) Most mainlanders have NFI how good it is here, and the
Bass Strait and all the inbred stories/jokes help as well :)
Noddy - 17 May 2008 04:48 GMT
> Have to grudgingly concede that much to him.
> He is not a stupid man, at least...

Very shifty as far as politicians go.

> However, I often do wonder what that cocksucker would actually have done
> had he /really/ had carte blanch. I still remember the 'old', unelectable
> John Howard, /before/ he decided to change his act so he had a fighting
> change at being elected...

Personally I think the best asset John Howard had with regards to him being
elected prime minister (and his subsequent re-election) was his timing and
how the destruction of the Labor party and their willingness to put up
hopelessly unpopular leaders played an enormous part in him being elected.

Had the Labor party put up anyone of *substance* Howard would have had a
real run for his money, and probably wouldn't have served more than one
term.

> I moved to Tassie a few weeks ago (semi retired I suppose now that I think
> about it :) Most mainlanders have NFI how good it is here, and the Bass
> Strait and all the inbred stories/jokes help as well :)

Tassie is the only place in the country I haven't been, and I'll be going
over either late this year or early next. Everyone I know who's been there
says it's a beautiful place, spoiled only by the large number of adult
education centres which are so obviously needed :)

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Jeßus - 20 May 2008 09:46 GMT
>> Have to grudgingly concede that much to him.
>> He is not a stupid man, at least...
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
> says it's a beautiful place, spoiled only by the large number of adult
> education centres which are so obviously needed :)

You won't regret checking out Tassie, I'm sure.
Noddy - 20 May 2008 10:26 GMT
> You won't regret checking out Tassie, I'm sure.

I'm sure I won't.

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Daryl Walford - 17 May 2008 08:02 GMT
> I moved to Tassie a few weeks ago (semi retired I suppose now that I
> think about it :) Most mainlanders have NFI how good it is here, and the
> Bass Strait and all the inbred stories/jokes help as well :)

Which part of Tassie?
My wife and I liked the area around Swansea in the Nth East when we
there a couple of years ago.

Daryl
Jeßus - 20 May 2008 09:29 GMT
>> I moved to Tassie a few weeks ago (semi retired I suppose now that I
>> think about it :) Most mainlanders have NFI how good it is here, and
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> My wife and I liked the area around Swansea in the Nth East when we
> there a couple of years ago.

I'm a bit further north than Swansea, at a place called St Helens.
Daryl Walford - 20 May 2008 13:53 GMT
>>> I moved to Tassie a few weeks ago (semi retired I suppose now that I
>>> think about it :) Most mainlanders have NFI how good it is here, and
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> I'm a bit further north than Swansea, at a place called St Helens.

Sounds nice, is it cold there at the moment?
Some people we spoke to in Swansea told us its freezing cold there
during the winter, so much so they were thinking about moving north.

Daryl
Jeßus - 20 May 2008 21:56 GMT
>>>> I moved to Tassie a few weeks ago (semi retired I suppose now that I
>>>> think about it :) Most mainlanders have NFI how good it is here, and
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> Sounds nice, is it cold there at the moment?

Erm, well I'm not suffering just yet :)
Currently it is 6.4C, apparently its until July/August that it really
snaps down. Also, St Helens has it's own micro-climate, and on average
is warmer than Melbourne in the colder months.

I went for a run to the top of Mt Wellington (Hobart) last Sunday - I
forgot to check the temp up there, but suffice to say that between the
rocks it was all ice... so it was pretty bloody cold there. Mt
Wellington was a spur of the moment decision, so I was definitely not
dressed for it either :)

Mind you, I saw one clown up there wearing f.cking shorts... fark, even
down below it was a bit too cold for shorts so I dunno what he was thinking.

Oh - in case any of you do drive up there with an immobiliser installed
- park somewhere where you can roll the car downhill, because if like me
you'll have a LOT of fun trying to disarm the immobilser, and make sure
you have a proper key to unlock the door...

> Some people we spoke to in Swansea told us its freezing cold there
> during the winter, so much so they were thinking about moving north.

The grass is always greener somewhere else :)

Some are just not cut out for the cold I suppose. I used to live in
tropics, mostly just south of Darwin... eventually I got tired of the
constant warm weather all year round and humidity.
More than anything I now love having 4 seasons in a year... it's all
good. Gives me an excuse to have a nice wood fire as well.
John McKenzie - 17 May 2008 23:49 GMT
> I moved to Tassie a few weeks ago (semi retired I suppose now that I
> think about it :) Most mainlanders have NFI how good it is here, and the
> Bass Strait and all the inbred stories/jokes help as well :)

There's some coastal spots that are f.cking magical down there. As a kid
I spent some time at Campbells Cove (in vic) in what was pretty much a
fishing village of sorts, and f.cking loved it, but it's been on the
verge of being f.cked off by the council. From what I've seen, there's a
whole bunch of these types of tiny spots speckled around the coast of
tassie, and I like the idea. It's for the same reason I like remote
stuff in SA - there's not too many f-ing people there.

I honestly don't grasp how people in some shithole like new york f.cking
cope - packed in like a bunch of cattle on their way to the abbatoir in
a cramped smelly semi trailer.

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Noddy - 18 May 2008 00:03 GMT
> I honestly don't grasp how people in some shithole like new york f.cking
> cope - packed in like a bunch of cattle on their way to the abbatoir in
> a cramped smelly semi trailer.

Yeah, I don't get it either.

Not that I've ever been (LA was bad enough) but the thought of living in
such an environment would sh.t me to absolute tears. There much be a hell of
a lot of people with no plans for a life other than to simply exist.

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John McKenzie - 18 May 2008 03:40 GMT
> > I honestly don't grasp how people in some shithole like new york f.cking
> > cope - packed in like a bunch of cattle on their way to the abbatoir in
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Not that I've ever been (LA was bad enough) but the thought of living in
> such an environment would sh.t me to absolute tears

They'd probably counter it with 'don't need one, everything is nearby or
by cab' or some sh.t - but I'd hate to live in a place where it's 30mph
speed limits practically everywhere for yonks till you get further out.
I like highways, and I'm inconsolable about the NT changes. I like
playing with toys, and not everything is possible on a race track
(though I note and no doubt you'd concur, that this doesn't mean to
suggest that I'm a fuckwit on the roads, but hey, time and place and all
that)

. There much be a hell of
> a lot of people with no plans for a life other than to simply exist.

David Z seems to love it. Wants to live in a concrete enclosure in a
polluted shithole. I guess it escapes his mighty intellect just how
similar that is to where they put our worst criminals as a punishment.
"oh but I have a fast net connection they don't" - well I've seen this
sticker on the back of a few cars, but you'll never hear anyone even
joke about computers being better than sex.

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Noddy - 18 May 2008 04:16 GMT
> They'd probably counter it with 'don't need one, everything is nearby or
> by cab' or some sh.t - but I'd hate to live in a place where it's 30mph
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> suggest that I'm a fuckwit on the roads, but hey, time and place and all
> that)

Yep.

> David Z seems to love it.

He does, and for the life of me I can't understand why. God help the poor
c.nt if he ever had to get his hands dirty, as it'd be a f.cking tragedy.

> Wants to live in a concrete enclosure in a
> polluted shithole. I guess it escapes his mighty intellect just how
> similar that is to where they put our worst criminals as a punishment.
> "oh but I have a fast net connection they don't" - well I've seen this
> sticker on the back of a few cars, but you'll never hear anyone even
> joke about computers being better than sex.

Lol :)

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David Z - 20 May 2008 22:17 GMT
>> They'd probably counter it with 'don't need one, everything is nearby or
>> by cab' or some sh.t - but I'd hate to live in a place where it's 30mph
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> He does, and for the life of me I can't understand why. God help the poor
> c.nt if he ever had to get his hands dirty, as it'd be a f.cking tragedy.

I never stated that I want to live in such a place.  Suburban, not urban,
living is fine with me.  Besides, having people around is often not a bad
thing.  How many single young women are there in rural Tasmania?
Jeßus - 20 May 2008 23:16 GMT
>>> They'd probably counter it with 'don't need one, everything is nearby or
>>> by cab' or some sh.t - but I'd hate to live in a place where it's 30mph
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> urban, living is fine with me.  Besides, having people around is often
> not a bad thing.  How many single young women are there in rural Tasmania?

LOL, plenty you idiot.
It's not a f.cking mining region like the Kimberlies or whatever. Why
would the ratio be any different in a rural area? Because it ain't.

All moot anyway, since I just realised that 'single young women' is code
for the type of hooker you like to spends your daddy's money on... so in
that sense you are probably right about rural Tas.
David Z - 26 May 2008 05:27 GMT
>>>> They'd probably counter it with 'don't need one, everything is nearby
>>>> or
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
> It's not a f.cking mining region like the Kimberlies or whatever. Why
> would the ratio be any different in a rural area? Because it ain't.

The male to female ratio may not be much different, but I never mentioned
anything about *ratio*.  I'm talking *numbers*.  The numbers of *both*
younger male & females would be less in small rural towns simply because
these towns often lack tertiary education facilities and so when people hit
18 their only option is to head to larger towns/cities to get their tafe/uni
degrees.  Many don't return due to limited job opportunities etc.
John McKenzie - 26 May 2008 10:17 GMT
> The male to female ratio may not be much different, but I never mentioned
> anything about *ratio*.  I'm talking *numbers*.  The numbers of *both*
> younger male & females would be less in small rural towns simply because
> these towns often lack tertiary education facilities and so when people hit
> 18 their only option is to head to larger towns/cities to get their tafe/uni
> degrees.  Many don't return due to limited job opportunities etc.

And again, what difference would that make? You obviously have less
charisma than Simon Crean, so the only statistics that would matter to
your (alleged) sex life is whether or not there is a brothel in town.

Of course, you've never strayed far from your overcrowded shithole have
you.

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David Z - 26 May 2008 11:48 GMT
>> The male to female ratio may not be much different, but I never mentioned
>> anything about *ratio*.  I'm talking *numbers*.  The numbers of *both*
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> And again, what difference would that make? You obviously have less
> charisma than Simon Crean, so the only statistics that would matter to

What does an American Idol judge have to do with anything?

> your (alleged) sex life is whether or not there is a brothel in town.

Well if there's a YMCA in town you're all set...

> Of course, you've never strayed far from your overcrowded shithole have
> you.

Busy "traffic leaden streets during peak hour" are common all over
Melbourne, not just in the 'inner' suburbs.  Some of the worst I've seen is
when heading out west, on the Western Ring Road and out near Caroline
Springs and those areas.
Just JT - 26 May 2008 12:40 GMT
>> And again, what difference would that make? You obviously have less
>> charisma than Simon Crean, so the only statistics that would matter to
>
> What does an American Idol judge have to do with anything?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Simon Crean is an American Idol judge? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAWWWRRR!!!

I think it's time you burst your bubble, Gay-vid.

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John McKenzie - 27 May 2008 09:21 GMT
> >> The male to female ratio may not be much different, but I never mentioned
> >> anything about *ratio*.  I'm talking *numbers*.  The numbers of *both*
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> What does an American Idol judge have to do with anything?

So you concede you have no f.cking hope with women?

> > your (alleged) sex life is whether or not there is a brothel in town.
>
> Well if there's a YMCA in town you're all set...

This may come as a surprise to your sheltered self, but despite being
about as catwalk model suitable as quasimodo with bad acne, I actually
do well for myself, I have people cracking on to me. It's a mystery to
some, but it goes to show if you can make people laugh and have a good
time without any effort, they'll tend to want to be around you. I'm sure
this is news to you, but maybe you will reflect on the fact you aren't
exactly being knocked down by the stampeding women eager to bed you. And
ultimately that's why you hate me, it's not my sexuality, it's the fact
I actually can get laid. That's what being a shallow nuphy gets you
David.

> > Of course, you've never strayed far from your overcrowded shithole have
> > you.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> when heading out west, on the Western Ring Road and out near Caroline
> Springs and those areas.

Again you show just how clueless you are. You have nfi how easy it is
for people where I live (and if you aren't retarded you'd know roughly
where that is) to access the city, the airport, or any other place of
any value whatsoever. You'd also note that for the 'privelege' of living
in your shithole, you are paying more than twice as much for the same
sized house, on a smaller block. That money could be otherwise used more
wisely, at the very least, and hey, less pollution, less traffic, more
freedom, more privacy, win win.

But you still think you're on top. Basically you are deluding yourself.
It's not the first time I've made the 'Emperor's new clothes'
comparison, and no doubt it won't be the last. Shmuk.

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Noddy - 21 May 2008 00:35 GMT
> I never stated that I want to live in such a place.  Suburban, not urban,
> living is fine with me.  Besides, having people around is often not a bad
> thing.  How many single young women are there in rural Tasmania?

What does it matter?

The chances of you being able to score a real live woman are roughly the
same as me being elected president of the national etiquette society.

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David Z - 21 May 2008 00:57 GMT
>> I never stated that I want to live in such a place.  Suburban, not urban,
>> living is fine with me.  Besides, having people around is often not a bad
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> The chances of you being able to score a real live woman are roughly the
> same as me being elected president of the national etiquette society.

I wouldn't be so sure.  Money can buy anything.
Noddy - 21 May 2008 02:15 GMT
> I wouldn't be so sure.  Money can buy anything.

Not in your case however. You don't have enough :)

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the_dawggie - 21 May 2008 02:33 GMT
>>> I never stated that I want to live in such a place.  Suburban, not
>>> urban, living is fine with me.  Besides, having people around is
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> I wouldn't be so sure.  Money can buy anything

No it doesn't. Happiness is not equal to money, take
a look at any number of famous people, and me.
Noddy - 21 May 2008 02:48 GMT
> No it doesn't. Happiness is not equal to money, take
> a look at any number of famous people, and me.

You're unhappy because you're mentally unstable and refuse to do anything
about it.  Still, if it'll be a solve to your conscience you can always give
your money to a charity and rid yourself of the burden associated with it.

I expect you won't however, as you'll then have one less thing to whinge
about.

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David Z - 21 May 2008 03:06 GMT
>> No it doesn't. Happiness is not equal to money, take
>> a look at any number of famous people, and me.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> I expect you won't however, as you'll then have one less thing to whinge
> about.

That would be very foolish.  It's wise to always have a fairly large sum of
money stored away for a rainy day.  Expect the unexpected, is my motto.
Something bad can happen at any time and you never know when you'll need the
money.
Noddy - 21 May 2008 04:20 GMT
> That would be very foolish.  It's wise to always have a fairly large sum
> of money stored away for a rainy day.  Expect the unexpected, is my motto.

I'm sure your parents live by that :)

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the_dawggie - 21 May 2008 04:29 GMT
> > No it doesn't. Happiness is not equal to money, take
> > a look at any number of famous people, and me.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> I expect you won't however, as you'll then have one less thing to whinge
> about.

I would seriously be mentally unstable without
what I need to have. I can buy what I want, but
I don't, doesn't interest me. I only need some food
and drink, my truck and someplace that is not a
slum to live in - oh - also my Sunday scratchie
tickets. I've also had a discussion on another
newsgroup about quacks and droogs (or three).
Noddy - 21 May 2008 08:26 GMT
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> I would seriously be mentally unstable without
> what I need to have.

And you'd be different to now how exactly? :)

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Athol - 21 May 2008 12:42 GMT
>> No it doesn't. Happiness is not equal to money, take
>> a look at any number of famous people, and me.

> You're unhappy because you're mentally unstable and refuse to do anything
> about it.  Still, if it'll be a solve to your conscience you can always give
> your money to a charity and rid yourself of the burden associated with it.

Hey, call me a charity and give the money to me.  :-p

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Noddy - 21 May 2008 13:02 GMT
> Hey, call me a charity and give the money to me.  :-p

Take a number and get in line pal :)

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the_dawggie - 21 May 2008 13:44 GMT
>> Hey, call me a charity and give the money to me.  :-p
>
> Take a number and get in line pal :)

Athol is ahead in the queue, however I'm not in a giving
mood right now. Humans are all in it for themselves - sorta
like cats.
Athol - 21 May 2008 14:17 GMT
>>> Hey, call me a charity and give the money to me.  :-p

>> Take a number and get in line pal :)

> Athol is ahead in the queue, however I'm not in a giving
> mood right now. Humans are all in it for themselves - sorta
> like cats.

Jeez.  You almost sound serious.  Noddy and I both used smileys...

I really don't give a sh.t about money right now.  After being close
to suicidal over the bullshit court case that I won a few weeks ago,
I'm more interested in quality of life and doing things that I want
to do than money.

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Noddy - 21 May 2008 15:32 GMT
> Jeez.  You almost sound serious.  Noddy and I both used smileys...
>
> I really don't give a sh.t about money right now.  After being close
> to suicidal over the bullshit court case that I won a few weeks ago,
> I'm more interested in quality of life and doing things that I want
> to do than money.

Agreed. Life is too short and every year goes by quicker than the last.

Not that I would ever expect Dawggie to throw any of his money my way
anyway, but if it *is* causing him problems the feeling of giving to those
who actually *need* it is very satisfying indeed. Sponsor a few kids, a bed
at a children's hospital, buy ambulance, pay for a sick kid's trip through
the make a wish foundation, perform a random act of kindness instead of
bitching about how bad society is.

Glad to hear you had a successful outcome by the way and it's (hopefully)
behind you.

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Noddy - 21 May 2008 15:25 GMT
> Athol is ahead in the queue, however I'm not in a giving
> mood right now. Humans are all in it for themselves - sorta
> like cats.

Says the man (I think) who is complaining about being wealthy :)

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Daryl Walford - 22 May 2008 05:45 GMT
>>> Hey, call me a charity and give the money to me.  :-p
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> mood right now. Humans are all in it for themselves - sorta
> like cats.

If you ever do get into a giving mood I'll have a new twin cab 3.0lt
turbo diesel Hilux thanks:-)

Daryl
Dan--. - 22 May 2008 05:57 GMT
>>>> Hey, call me a charity and give the money to me.  :-p
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> If you ever do get into a giving mood I'll have a new twin cab 3.0lt
> turbo diesel Hilux thanks:-)

Add a top of the line 2008/9 dodge ram 3500 dually for me. ;-)

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John McKenzie - 22 May 2008 03:32 GMT
> >> No it doesn't. Happiness is not equal to money, take
> >> a look at any number of famous people, and me.
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>
> Hey, call me a charity and give the money to me.  :-p

Call me susan, and give it to me :)

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lindsay - 21 May 2008 03:01 GMT
> I wouldn't be so sure.  Money can buy anything.

So where's your personality, friends and guts?

Oh.

I see.

So you ARE poor (and not only financially).
No wonder you live in Carnegie.
John McKenzie - 22 May 2008 03:31 GMT
> I wouldn't be so sure.  Money can buy anything.

Except pride, talent, loyalty, individuality, true love, practically
anything that's actually worth talking about.

Interesting though, you concede again that the only way you can get laid
is to fork out money. Maybe it's a good thing you are so gullible and
naive, that way the humiliation of such a scenario doesn't hit you so
hard.

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Ron - 21 May 2008 08:19 GMT
>> I never stated that I want to live in such a place.  Suburban, not
>> urban, living is fine with me.  Besides, having people around is
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> the same as me being elected president of the national etiquette
> society.

Holy sh.t!! Those are REALLY high stakes :-)
Are you that confident, Noddy ???
Noddy - 21 May 2008 08:43 GMT
> Holy sh.t!! Those are REALLY high stakes :-)
> Are you that confident, Noddy ???

Supremely :)

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John McKenzie - 22 May 2008 03:27 GMT
> I never stated that I want to live in such a place.  Suburban, not urban,
> living is fine with me.  Besides, having people around is often not a bad
> thing.  How many single young women are there in rural Tasmania?

What difference does it make to you - you're no chance with any of them
irrespective of location.

You live in a f.cking zoo, you're just too stupid to realise it. All
cramped in, busy traffic laden streets during peak hour. Some people
need the safety of the flock, some people love being the Steppenwolf.
And make no mistake, when the wolf, let alone the wolf pack descends and
initiates the hunt, all the sheep that formerly claimed superiority shut
the f.ck up and run for their lives.

No doubt the extended metaphor is beyond you, and you'll misinterpret it
to the point of absurdity.

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Klompmeester - 18 May 2008 11:06 GMT
>> I moved to Tassie a few weeks ago (semi retired I suppose now that I
>> think about it :) Most mainlanders have NFI how good it is here, and the
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> cope - packed in like a bunch of cattle on their way to the abbatoir in
> a cramped smelly semi trailer.

All the nice beach spots around Perth and the southwest have been f.cked up
by development in the last 20 years.

It's getting beyond a daytrip to see some natural coastline.
Jeßus - 20 May 2008 09:45 GMT
>> I moved to Tassie a few weeks ago (semi retired I suppose now that I
>> think about it :) Most mainlanders have NFI how good it is here, and the
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> tassie, and I like the idea. It's for the same reason I like remote
> stuff in SA - there's not too many f-ing people there.

Yep, you got it. There seems to be no end to the beaches around here,
where you rarely see another person, many of which you can camp right
next to with awesome views.

Not much bureaucracy here with the council, everyone seems to be able to
do as they like, many people simply build sheds and deck them out.
It's all laid back, no hassles and everyone is genuinely friendly.

And I think it'll be a long, long time before this whole area gets
spoiled. Something that is impossible to find on the mainland these days.

I haven't gotten into an argument or other B.S since I arrived here a
month ago, no way could I manage that back in Kiama/Illawarra NSW - and
THAT place was supposed to be laid back - I suppose it is compared to
the likes of Sydney :)

The nearest large town of any sort is Launceston, which is 160KM away.
In the wee hours here I can go out the front and its so quiet, its just
unreal. You can go to a lot of country areas on the east coast mainland
and think it is dead quiet - but theres always a very low background
rumble noise that usually you subconsciously block out. You don't get
that here... it's just f.cking utterly silent :)

> I honestly don't grasp how people in some shithole like new york f.cking
> cope - packed in like a bunch of cattle on their way to the abbatoir in
> a cramped smelly semi trailer.

I don't even understand how anyone can possibly want to live in Sydney
or any of the other major centres - but I'm glad they do :)
Matt Richards - 15 May 2008 06:25 GMT
> So discussion of Top Gear isn't allowed here because it's a UK show and
> therefore not relevant to Australia?  Yet I'm sure I've seen discussions
> before...

The difference is Topgear is (mostly) entertaining, but we don't give a sh.t
about US SUV sales.

Matt.
RogerM - 15 May 2008 06:53 GMT
>> Both vehicles are available locally, so it's on topic.
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Regards,
> Noddy.

f.ck you're a tool. Why the f.ck don't you just f.ck off and mind your own
f.cking business. I found it interesting to note the intelligence of the
yanks compared to the idiots here. Maybe someone ought to tell you
fuckknuckle the jeep was a US vehicle too! Relevance to aus? Just the
f.cking brain dead would f.cking buy one.

Roger
Atheist Chaplain - 15 May 2008 08:04 GMT
>>> Both vehicles are available locally, so it's on topic.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
> Roger

and yet not long ago you were asking Noddy's advice on a Jeep, how soon the
small minded and foul mouthed forget.

I used to think that Ozone was the leader of the group, lovingly called the
"IQ of 3" (though I'm beginning to wonder if that's being generous) but it
seems that now that Ozone has realised that no one even bothers to reply to
him, )unless they want to show the world what a complete oxygen thief he is)
you have stepped up to the plate to show the entire world your ignorant and
bile filled world. Well done, now you can return the favour to Ozone and
squeeze out a few nappy nuggets for him and the rest of the gang to sup on
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Noddy - 15 May 2008 08:33 GMT
>  Well done, now you can return the favour to Ozone and squeeze out a few
> nappy nuggets for him and the rest of the gang to sup on :-)

I gotta remember that one. It's almost as good as Fraser's "freeing a
chocolate hostage" :)

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Noddy - 15 May 2008 08:32 GMT
> f.ck you're a tool.

Can I be a number 2 Philips head please? Very handy.

> Why the f.ck don't you just f.ck off and mind your own f.cking business.

Okay Woger, but only because you said so.

Incidentally, that was a question, and should have ended with a "?".

> I found it interesting to note the intelligence of the yanks compared to
> the idiots here.

You're entertained by wallpaper too I'll bet.

> Maybe someone ought to tell you fuckknuckle the jeep was a US vehicle too!

No f.cking sh.t? Jeez, thanks for filling me in there Woge. I would never
have guessed.

Jesus Christ! Is this turd for f.cking real or what? :)

> Relevance to aus? Just the f.cking brain dead would f.cking buy one.

And in other news, weren't you looking for one yourself not so long ago? :)

If there's a way of making yourself look like more of a f.cking idiot than
you do Woger, I'm *f.cked* if I know what it is :)

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Dan--. - 15 May 2008 05:18 GMT
"David Z" <dave@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:bULWj.1154$IK1.782@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>> Honda CR-V sales skyrocketed last month.  The CR-V is now *the*
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>> about every class they compete in, Toyota just can't seem to get the
>> compact SUV formula right.

Wow I can sure sleep well tonight knowing that useless info.
David your as sharp as a bag of wet hair that probably has more relevance
to the USA your always pigging on about.

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Dan--. - 15 May 2008 05:21 GMT
> And the relevance to us here in *Australia* would be what exactly?

Probably farts to the tune of the American national anthem. :-)

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RogerM - 15 May 2008 06:56 GMT
>> And the relevance to us here in *Australia* would be what exactly?
>
> Probably farts to the tune of the American national anthem. :-)

Here we go, out come the f.cking deadbeat troops. Noddy says the post is
irellevant so here comes the arselickers marching to the familiar tune
Nodwank (aus.cars pied piper) plays. Give the guy a break you arseholes, at
least he isn't as uncouth as your f.cking wannabe leader.

Roger
Noddy - 15 May 2008 08:35 GMT
> Here we go, out come the f.cking deadbeat troops. Noddy says the post is
> irellevant so here comes the arselickers marching to the familiar tune
> Nodwank (aus.cars pied piper) plays. Give the guy a break you arseholes,
> at least he isn't as uncouth as your f.cking wannabe leader.

Take a moment and explain to me how the sale of pedal cars in America is
relevant to us here in Australia Woger?

That should keep you busy for a while and be good for a laugh.

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the_dawggie - 15 May 2008 05:23 GMT
> Honda CR-V sales skyrocketed last month.  The CR-V is now *the* best-selling
> SUV in the USA.  Ford Explorer and Grand Cherokee used to be the best
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> It's a shame that despite ruling just about every class they compete in,
> Toyota just can't seem to get the compact SUV formula right.

That's OK - I have no need for a "compact SUV", and that
includes RAV-4.

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