I was stuck in traffic on  Fitzroy Rd today, getting f.cking nowhere,
so pulled into a carwash.

After I ran the beast through it, the guy who buffs the cars dry was
just coming back from across the street.
He was an islander guy, and I swear to god he was about 160kgs.

He came up to me and said just give me 2 mins, I'm starving and want
to get something down, then I'll do your car. He was friendly enough
and I was in no hurry so I said ok.

He sat on a small stool in the parking lot and out of a bag he
produced a huge Toblerone bar, and a 3 litre bottle of IGA full cream
milk.

He ate the Toblerone in 4 bites, then started on the milk. He took a
huge swig and I could see the milk bubbling furiously inside the
bottle. When he briefly lowered it to catch his breath I could see a
third of it was gone. He took another swig which lasted about 10
seconds, another breath and only one third was left. He took a deep
breath, raised the bottle and chugged away. Apart from a small drop of
milk that ran down his coffee coloured cheek, the milk was all gone.

That was the most wonderful thing I've ever seen.

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Regards,
Noddy