True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over
a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in
every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a
dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and
that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law
was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant
view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when
she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then
turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future
father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that
you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for
our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car." (Astro)