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rsl@larsenus.com - 31 Mar 2007 14:44 GMT
I have a 2002 bmw 330 convertible.  The key has three buttons built in
for remote locking and unlocking of doors and trunk..  Unfortunately,
the brilliant designers made the key rechargeable ...only when the key
is in the ignition and the car is running. you cannot replace the
battery.  The net result is that if you do not run the car a great
deal, the key doesn't work properly - - won't unlock the car or does
so intermittently.  I've given up talking to BMW.  They told me to
drive the car more.  Has anybody figured out a work around for this
problem.
Bald-Eagle
RustY© - 31 Mar 2007 15:06 GMT
> the key rechargeable .[but]..only when the key
> is in the ignition and the car is running. you cannot replace the
> battery.

Why not leave the ignition switched on whilst you charge the battery
overnight in your garage?
hsg@h-gee.co.uk - 31 Mar 2007 16:21 GMT
>I have a 2002 bmw 330 convertible.  The key has three buttons built in
>for remote locking and unlocking of doors and trunk..  Unfortunately,
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>problem.
>Bald-Eagle

How old is the car/key?

I doubt if BMW use induction charging so there must be a way of changing the
batteries or even charging from outside the car.  If this is the oblong thing
that goes in a slot and you have to press the START/STOP button I'll have a look
when I get my new car on Wednesday.

This is interesting for me as my wife, who never drives it, will have the same
problem.  And what if I am the only person to use the car and I keep the spare
key in a drawer in the kitchen?  Will that become unusable?

I think BMW have thought of this and the dealer is fobbing you of with a load of
crap.....................

You probably have a dodgy unit - how old is the car?  If still under warranty
the key is still part of the car so tell them to get it sorted.

Sir Hugh of Bognor

The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

Intelligence is not knowing the answer but knowing where and how to find it!

Hugh Gundersen
hsg@h-gee.co.uk
Bognor Regis, W.Sussex, England, UK
joe_tide - 31 Mar 2007 20:15 GMT
>This is interesting for me as my wife, who never drives it, will have the
>same
>problem.  And what if I am the only person to use the car and I keep the
>spare
>key in a drawer in the kitchen?  Will that become unusable?

The manual says to use the "other" key occasionally on a long trip to keep
it charged.
Dean Dark - 31 Mar 2007 23:46 GMT
>>This is interesting for me as my wife, who never drives it, will have the
>>same
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>The manual says to use the "other" key occasionally on a long trip to keep
>it charged.

Persackly.  I switch my daily use key with the spare key every six
months or so, and I've never had a problem.
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Dan.

hsg@h-gee.co.uk - 31 Mar 2007 16:30 GMT
>I have a 2002 bmw 330 convertible.  The key has three buttons built in
>for remote locking and unlocking of doors and trunk..  Unfortunately,
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>problem.
>Bald-Eagle

Sorry - forgot to mention.

The radio waves associated with wireless networking do interfere with the
switching signals from many car keys and alarm systems.  My E38 had the alarm
going off at odd intervals and I asked my neighbour if he had wi-Fi and when it
was confirmed I asked him to move the router/switch and since then no problems.
When they installed Wi-Fi at work a similar thing happened to several of the
cars so the company re-routed the aerials - little problems now and then.

There is also a thing going around here in the UK with remote controlled door
bell transmitters.  Wireless door bells where the button is simply stuck to the
door frame and the bell unit is inside somewhere where its easy to hear. Central
locking signals can be interrupted if one of these buttons is operated at the
same time you are locking and/or unlocking your car.

Why --------- You think you locked it and walk away --- thief jumps in and
ransacks the stuff you left or releases the brakes and its towed or lifted
away...  Bye Bye $1000 wheels etc.

Caution!

Sir Hugh of Bognor

The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

Intelligence is not knowing the answer but knowing where and how to find it!

Hugh Gundersen
hsg@h-gee.co.uk
Bognor Regis, W.Sussex, England, UK
bjn - 01 Apr 2007 12:10 GMT
>>I have a 2002 bmw 330 convertible.  The key has three buttons built in
>>for remote locking and unlocking of doors and trunk..  Unfortunately,
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
>
>Caution!

If you look on the back of the key, the frequency that it uses is listed.
mine says 315MHz.

Wireless networking uses 2.4GHz and 5.8GHz.  Wireless networking
frequencies are so far removed from the frequency the key uses that there
should be no interference.

However, you mention interference with your alarm.  That's an entirely
different situation.  The alarms work by setting up a radio field in and
around the car, and then listen to see if that radio field is disturbed.
The frequency for the radio field is "microwave" or to be more precise,
right smack in the middle of the wireless networking frequencies.

So what am I saying here?  The alarm is likely to have issues with a
wireless network in the area.   However, the remote key uses an entirely
different part of the radio spectrum, and should not have issues with
wireless networking.

What you mention about the wireless doorbell trnasmitters can happen.  It
is quite possible for one of those transmitters to "drown out" the signal
your key is sending to the car.    That is one reason why I always listen
for the sound of the doors locking when I press the lock button.  (btw, I
strongly dislike cars that beep the horn when locked remotely, that is way
too loud).
Jim - 01 Apr 2007 16:41 GMT
>>I have a 2002 bmw 330 convertible.  The key has three buttons built in
>>for remote locking and unlocking of doors and trunk..  Unfortunately,
[quoted text clipped - 46 lines]
> hsg@h-gee.co.uk
> Bognor Regis, W.Sussex, England, UK
I have a wireless network at my house which operates in the 2.4 GHZ band.
It has never bothered the operation of my wireless remote for my E46 sedan.
It is certainly possible for a very strong signal to overpower almost any
receiver, but none of these devices send such a signal.
Jim
Jeff Strickland - 31 Mar 2007 16:55 GMT
Am I completely clueless or what? The car has a lock on the outside that the
key fits into. Simply insert the key and give it a twist, then remove the
key and insert it into the ignition and go for a drive. What's the big deal?

>I have a 2002 bmw 330 convertible.  The key has three buttons built in
> for remote locking and unlocking of doors and trunk..  Unfortunately,
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> problem.
> Bald-Eagle
hsg@h-gee.co.uk - 31 Mar 2007 17:32 GMT
>Am I completely clueless or what? The car has a lock on the outside that the
>key fits into. Simply insert the key and give it a twist, then remove the
>key and insert it into the ignition and go for a drive. What's the big deal?

Not as easy as that on the new cars I'm afraid Jeff.

Next time you are near a BMW dealer or see one on a sales pitch have a look.

The "KEY" is an electronic transmitter coded to the car and nothing on it looks
anything like a KEY in the usual sense of the word or usage.

This is pushed into a slot - similar to a Compact Flash card - the unit has 3
buttons as the older keys did - LOCK, UNLOCK & OPEN TRUNK/BOOT.

Inside it there is an emergency key to unlock the door (people forget about
this).  There is also a similar unit - non electronic - that holds the plastic
REAL emergency key that has the transponder embedded in it.  This is real
emergency stuff.

The usual thing that folk do is to put the plastic key in their wallet or hide
it somewhere and put the holder in the glove box etc.  Emergency happens and
your wife/girlfriend goes off with the key.  you take the plastic key from your
person (hiding place) and open the door.  Grovel around in all the crap you
forgot to clear out the glove box and find the carrier. Insert the plastic key
in the holder - put the complete holder in slot put foot on brake pedal and
press "engine start/stop" button.

See simple as skydiving without a parachute!

Hugh

>>I have a 2002 bmw 330 convertible.  The key has three buttons built in
>> for remote locking and unlocking of doors and trunk..  Unfortunately,
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>> problem.
>> Bald-Eagle

Sir Hugh of Bognor

The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

Intelligence is not knowing the answer but knowing where and how to find it!

Hugh Gundersen
hsg@h-gee.co.uk
Bognor Regis, W.Sussex, England, UK
Tom K. - 31 Mar 2007 18:11 GMT
>>Am I completely clueless or what? The car has a lock on the outside that
>>the
[quoted text clipped - 35 lines]
> and
> press "engine start/stop" button.

Not sure of what you mean by a "carrier" for the plastic emergency keys as I
have 3 of them (E46, Z4 and R1200RT) but no carriers.  They remain in my
wallet and work all their respective locks with no problems.  Is this
"carrier" a UK thing?

Tom K.
hsg@h-gee.co.uk - 31 Mar 2007 23:29 GMT
>>>Am I completely clueless or what? The car has a lock on the outside that
>>>the
[quoted text clipped - 42 lines]
>
>Tom K.

Might be different on the 7 series but no KEY.  Imagine the KEY without the
blade,  An oblong unit with 3 buttons on.  It fits in a slot about 1 1/8" x 1/4"
where it is charged and initilizes the car's computers. To start or stop the
engine you have to put your foot on the brake and pres a very large button about
3/4" dia.

I can email you a picture or better still go to the BMW site and look at the 7
series E65.

I think the 5 series still has the "key"

Sir Hugh of Bognor

The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys.

Intelligence is not knowing the answer but knowing where and how to find it!

Hugh Gundersen
hsg@h-gee.co.uk
Bognor Regis, W.Sussex, England, UK
Jeff Strickland - 31 Mar 2007 23:44 GMT
>>>>Am I completely clueless or what? The car has a lock on the outside that
>>>>the
[quoted text clipped - 65 lines]
>
> I think the 5 series still has the "key"

As interesting as that is, the OP asked about an E46, 330 convertible. The
E46 has a traditional key with a lock set built into the door.
Tom K. - 01 Apr 2007 00:15 GMT
>> On Sat, 31 Mar 2007 13:11:29 -0400, "Tom K."
>> <tkorth1@spamspamcomcast.net>
[quoted text clipped - 74 lines]
> As interesting as that is, the OP asked about an E46, 330 convertible. The
> E46 has a traditional key with a lock set built into the door.

My point exactly.

Tom K.
Beach Exec - 02 Apr 2007 00:19 GMT
My 2007 530i has the "keyless" remote--which actually has the hidden key.
Last week, with only 339 miles on it, it developed "amnesia" and could not
remember either of the keys--or the emergency one in the glove box. We had
to call BMW Assist and have it flat bedded back to the dealer, where they
took the steering column apart and put in an entirely new key receptacle.
They claimed it was only the second time that they have needed to replace
the key receptacle. So far, it seems to be operating okay now. I have also
seen the new remotes on 300 series as well--a 2007 loaner that we had from
the dealership last summer.

Beach Exec
Panama City Beach, FL.
bjn - 02 Apr 2007 01:01 GMT
>My 2007 530i has the "keyless" remote--which actually has the hidden key.
>Last week, with only 339 miles on it, it developed "amnesia" and could not
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>seen the new remotes on 300 series as well--a 2007 loaner that we had from
>the dealership last summer.

There is something very comforting about relying about a strictly
mechanical pins sitting upon the contoured surface of a key, as opposed to
relying upon software to work, in order to gain entrance to one's car.

Think iDrive, and you'll understand what I mean.
Dave Plowman (News) - 02 Apr 2007 01:17 GMT
> There is something very comforting about relying about a strictly
> mechanical pins sitting upon the contoured surface of a key, as opposed
> to relying upon software to work, in order to gain entrance to one's car.

Until the key breaks off in the lock.

Or the car is stolen, of course.

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*Fax is stronger than fiction *

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bjn - 04 Apr 2007 22:51 GMT
>> There is something very comforting about relying about a strictly
>> mechanical pins sitting upon the contoured surface of a key, as opposed
>> to relying upon software to work, in order to gain entrance to one's car.
>
>Until the key breaks off in the lock.

Use the other key in the other door.  ;)
Beach Exec - 02 Apr 2007 01:47 GMT
I am coming to believe that no one will be able to afford (or even want) one
of these new BMWs with all the complex systems--or any other "premium"
car--after the warranty has expired. The total charges to BMW (under the
warranty) was $5800 for replacing the key receptacle in the steering column!
And I seriously doubt that even some fairly astute owners could have done
the job (after buying the parts)  if this were to occur after the warranty
expires. Any one else have problems with the comfort access system?

Beach Exec
bjn - 01 Apr 2007 12:12 GMT
>>Am I completely clueless or what? The car has a lock on the outside that the
>>key fits into. Simply insert the key and give it a twist, then remove the
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>The "KEY" is an electronic transmitter coded to the car and nothing on it looks
>anything like a KEY in the usual sense of the word or usage.

Doesn't the, um, business part of the key fold out of the fob, like a
pocket knife blade?   I saw that on my friend's BMW fob (2006 3-series).
dizzy - 01 Apr 2007 17:27 GMT
>Not as easy as that on the new cars I'm afraid Jeff.
>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>REAL emergency key that has the transponder embedded in it.  This is real
>emergency stuff.

What a f.cked-up design.  WTF is wrong with just using a key?  Is it
THAT much fun to push a button to start and stop the engine?

Honestly, the new design is so obnoxious that it's enough to make me
avoid buying a new bimmer.  

'Course, for "only" $500 you can get the one that stays in your
pocket, which helps.  $500 to fix their f.cked-up design!
Dean Dark - 01 Apr 2007 18:29 GMT
>Honestly, the new design is so obnoxious that it's enough to make me
>avoid buying a new bimmer.  

...and unsubscribe from this group?
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Dan.

daytripper - 01 Apr 2007 19:24 GMT
>>Honestly, the new design is so obnoxious that it's enough to make me
>>avoid buying a new bimmer.  
>
>...and unsubscribe from this group?

ahahahahahaha!

No way he'd leave now - this group is too entertaining ;-)

/daytripper
'00 s4 6spd
Fred W - 01 Apr 2007 22:27 GMT
>>>Honestly, the new design is so obnoxious that it's enough to make me
>>>avoid buying a new bimmer.  
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> No way he'd leave now - this group is too entertaining ;-)

Besides, we talk about all the old bimmers way more than the new ones.
Maybe we should change the newsgroup name to a.a.o.b to be more specific?

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-Fred W

Dean Dark - 01 Apr 2007 22:37 GMT
>>>>Honestly, the new design is so obnoxious that it's enough to make me
>>>>avoid buying a new bimmer.  
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>>
>Besides, we talk about all the old bimmers way more than the new ones.

Why spoil a good joke for the sake of the truth?
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Dan.

dizzy - 02 Apr 2007 04:18 GMT
>>Honestly, the new design is so obnoxious that it's enough to make me
>>avoid buying a new bimmer.  
>
>...and unsubscribe from this group?

Odd.  I don't recall kicking your a.s.  What's your problem?
Dean Dark - 02 Apr 2007 10:32 GMT
>>>Honestly, the new design is so obnoxious that it's enough to make me
>>>avoid buying a new bimmer.  
>>
>>...and unsubscribe from this group?
>
>Odd.  I don't recall kicking your a.s.  What's your problem?

Odd.  I haven't noticed you kicking molehills, much less anyone's a.s.

I thought you were going to unsubscribe from the group now you no
longer have any interest in BMWs?  Why are you still here?
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Dan.

dizzy - 02 Apr 2007 22:36 GMT
>>>>Honestly, the new design is so obnoxious that it's enough to make me
>>>>avoid buying a new bimmer.  
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>I thought you were going to unsubscribe from the group now you no
>longer have any interest in BMWs?

Oh, I see, you're just an a.shole.  What you claim you "thought",
a.shole, was obviously not based in reality.  Or were you just lying?

> Why are you still here?

Because I want to be, a.shole.
Dean Dark - 02 Apr 2007 22:52 GMT
>>>Odd.  I don't recall kicking your a.s.  What's your problem?
>>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
>Because I want to be, a.shole.

Well, at least chuckleheads like you provide peripheral entertainment.

So, tell us.  Exactly whose a.s *have* you kicked around here?  No
prevaricating now, you made the claim, so give us the names and dates,
then we can all look it up in Deja/Google and see how smart you really
are.

C'mon, you can do it.

<snork>
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Dan.

dizzy - 02 Apr 2007 23:29 GMT
>>>>Odd.  I don't recall kicking your a.s.  What's your problem?
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
>Well, at least chuckleheads like you provide peripheral entertainment.

As do idiots such as yourself who seem to react with excessive
negativity to any criticism of their beloved brand of motor vehicle.

>So, tell us.  Exactly whose a.s *have* you kicked around here?  No
>prevaricating now, you made the claim, so give us the names and dates,
>then we can all look it up in Deja/Google and see how smart you really
>are.
>
>C'mon, you can do it.

Since you asked nicely, I've posted a link below.  Note how Jeffy
exits the thread (i.e. runs-away with his tail between his legs)
without withdrawing his claim we were "both wrong", even though I made
no errors and he made at least two quite egregious errors.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.autos.bmw/browse_frm/thread/a95256c3dd8a0ddd/
fd3174f0f353984f?lnk=st&q=&rnum=1&hl=en#fd3174f0f353984f


><snork>

<guffaw>
Dean Dark - 03 Apr 2007 01:21 GMT
>>Well, at least chuckleheads like you provide peripheral entertainment.

>As do idiots such as yourself who seem to react with excessive
>negativity to any criticism of their beloved brand of motor vehicle.

When did I do that?  You seem to be even more drunk and confused than
you usually are.

>>So, tell us.  Exactly whose a.s *have* you kicked around here?  

>Since you asked nicely, I've posted a link below.

><http://groups.google.com/group/alt.autos.bmw/browse_frm/thread/a95256c3dd8a0ddd/
fd3174f0f353984f?lnk=st&q=&rnum=1&hl=en#fd3174f0f353984f
>

If you think that's an "a.s kicking," then you *really* need to get
out of your mother's basement more often.  That was more like a
limp-wristed flap with a wet lettuce leaf.  It's the best you can do?

>><snork>

><guffaw>

<shakes head>

So, why *are* you still posting here?  Why do you refuse to answer
that question?  Mining gnomes want to know.  Mining gnomes are fond of
entertaining chuckleheads like you...
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Dan.

dizzy - 03 Apr 2007 23:37 GMT
>So, why *are* you still posting here?  Why do you refuse to answer
>that question?  Mining gnomes want to know.  Mining gnomes are fond of
>entertaining chuckleheads like you...

I've been trolled by better than you, child.
Dean Dark - 04 Apr 2007 01:20 GMT
>>So, why *are* you still posting here?  Why do you refuse to answer
>>that question?  Mining gnomes want to know.  Mining gnomes are fond of
>>entertaining chuckleheads like you...
>
>I've been trolled by better than you, child.

What, that's it!?  Just the old "troll" cop out?

No ass-kicking?  Where's the legendary ass-kicking <snork> Dizzy gone?
Did he ever exist outside of your own imagination?  Do tell.

Meanwhile, creep back into your mother's basement with your tail
between your legs.  You've got nothing.  Your bluff has been called.

<chuckle>
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dizzy - 04 Apr 2007 02:24 GMT
>>>So, why *are* you still posting here?  Why do you refuse to answer
>>>that question?  Mining gnomes want to know.  Mining gnomes are fond of
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
><chuckle>

Hehe.  Not too bad.  My troll-o-meter gives you a 7.2!   8)
Dean Dark - 04 Apr 2007 10:21 GMT
>Hehe.  Not too bad.  My troll-o-meter gives you a 7.2!   8)

Go and lick your wounds, dreamer.  I've finished with you now.
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dizzy - 04 Apr 2007 03:10 GMT
>No ass-kicking?  Where's the legendary ass-kicking <snork> Dizzy gone?

I'm sorry, but if want an ass-kicking, you'll first have to say
something really stupid.

Like, for example, when Jeffy Strickland claimed that the 328's motor
had "about 30% more torque" than the 325's motor, despite it having
only 12% more displacement.  <snork>

For a really memorable ass-kicking, like what Jeffy got, you have to
say something phenomenally stupid.  For example, when, in the same
thread, Jeffy Strickland divided 328 by 325, and found "actually less
than 1%" difference, as if THAT had anything to do with the torque of
the motors!  <SNORK SNORK SNORK>

Of course, if you're as much of a "man" as Jeffy Strickland is, you
can move beyond "idiot who just got his a.s kicked" and continue-on to
"dishonest a.shole" territory.  For example, when, in the same thread,
Jeffy Strickland claimed that we were "both wrong", in spite of me
being absolutely correct and him being egregiously wrong on at least
two points!

It's all right here, and to this day he will not admit that I was
right and he was wrong.  That tells you a lot about his character.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.autos.bmw/browse_frm/thread/a95256c3dd8a0ddd/
fd3174f0f353984f?lnk=st&q=&rnum=1&hl=en#fd3174f0f353984f

Oscar@nowhere.com - 01 Apr 2007 18:33 GMT
>>Not as easy as that on the new cars I'm afraid Jeff.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>'Course, for "only" $500 you can get the one that stays in your
>pocket, which helps.  $500 to fix their f.cked-up design!

Its called "Comfort Access" and cost £1800 GBP
dizzy - 02 Apr 2007 04:24 GMT
>>What a f.cked-up design.  WTF is wrong with just using a key?  Is it
>>THAT much fun to push a button to start and stop the engine?
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>Its called "Comfort Access" and cost £1800 GBP

Yikes!  It's "only" $500 in the USA, though...
RCE - 31 Mar 2007 21:03 GMT
> I've given up talking to BMW.  They told me to
> drive the car more.  Has anybody figured out a work around for this
> problem.
> Bald-Eagle

I had to laugh. (sorry).  I've found that response is BMW's standard answer
for just about anything that goes wrong with their cars when they don't know
how to fix it.

"It's meant to be driven", they say.   LOL

RCE
 
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