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What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ? >What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or >have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either >fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ? Chocolate, Diesel oil, Lipstick >> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or >> have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either >> fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ? > > Chocolate, Diesel oil, Lipstick Underwear stains, of course. Jeff >>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get >>> (or [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Underwear stains, of course. Maybe that's where the "fast or slow" comes in. Regarding skivvy stains: Just before a crash, first you say it, then you do it ("Aaaah SSHHII... BLAM!). >>>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or >>>> have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > stains: Just before a crash, first you say it, then you do it ("Aaaah > SSHHII... BLAM!). There is a saying, scared shitless and another, scared spitless. When you're scared and the fight or flight response is turned on, your mouth dries out and your intestinal activity slows down. So one way or another, you could be scared shitless (either because you emptied it out or you can't empty it out.) Of course, you guts have a brain of their own, so things don't usually go the way you want them. Jeff >> Vanguard wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > you're scared and the fight or flight response is turned on, your > mouth dries out and your intestinal activity slows down. The OP was asking about stains. That means he wasn't scared shitless. It means he had a car accident and then had a skivvy accident. When you are injured you can loose control of your bowels, although urination usually precedes defecation. > Maybe that's where the "fast or slow" comes in. Regarding skivvy stains: > Just before a crash, first you say it, then you do it ("Aaaah SSHHII... > BLAM!). That's in your part of the world. Here in Arizona the most common words just before a crash are, "Hold my beer and watch this!" > That's in your part of the world. Here in Arizona the most common words just > before a crash are, "Hold my beer and watch this!" :) :) :) >> Maybe that's where the "fast or slow" comes in. Regarding skivvy >> stains: Just before a crash, first you say it, then you do it ("Aaaah >> SSHHII... BLAM!). >> > That's in your part of the world. Here in Arizona the most common words > just before a crash are, "Hold my beer and watch this!" ^^^^^^^^^ Laffer of the day! ;) >> Maybe that's where the "fast or slow" comes in. Regarding skivvy stains: >> Just before a crash, first you say it, then you do it ("Aaaah SSHHII... >> BLAM!). >> > That's in your part of the world. Here in Arizona the most common words > just before a crash are, "Hold my beer and watch this!" The same zoners who won't stick it out there for a left turn, the result being that no one can go unless absolutely nothing is coming the other way?? I'm glad to hear that people in Arizona have finally grown a set. >>> Maybe that's where the "fast or slow" comes in. Regarding skivvy >>> stains: Just before a crash, first you say it, then you do it ("Aaaah [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > being that no one can go unless absolutely nothing is coming the other > way?? I'm glad to hear that people in Arizona have finally grown a set. It's usuallly left wingers/LIEbrawls who need to grow a set. >>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or >>> have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Jeff Skid marks? > > maggi...@woolastonengineering.com wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Skid marks? from the underwear? stay belted at all times! it's the law around here > What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or > have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either > fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ? Are you that bad or terrifying a driver? SD "Stewart DIBBS" ... > "Rob" ... >> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > SD ROFL Natalie > What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or > have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either > fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ? So what does speed have to do with the material that causes the stain? What are your repeatedly smashing into at high speed that causes a stain that smashing into it as slow speed does not (like skidding in grass will stain but rolling in it won't)? In fact, what does driving even have to do with the material that causes the stain? Anything that stains can stain while you are driving or not. Looks like you need to visit a site that discusses tips on cleaning stains (http://www.google.com/search?q=%2Bstain+%2Bcleaning+tips). > What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have > seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either fast or > slow in your car (or in their car) ? I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit. Does that count? >> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or have >> seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either fast or [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Does that count? What sh!t? I heard of sh.t before, but not sh!t. jeff >Hachiroku ???? wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >What sh!t? I heard of sh.t before, but not sh!t. Never mind the sh.t, what the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit?  SignatureDan. >> Hachiroku ???? wrote: >>> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Never mind the sh.t, what the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? Try looking it up at www.google.com. Jeff >>Hachiroku ???? wrote: >>> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Never mind the sh.t, what the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? Bond, James Bond. Can't remember the movie, it was the white car that was also a Submarine. And, believe it or not, My Corolla GTS has Lotus Espirit taillights, right from the factory! http://www.chrisabraham.com/08_lotus_espirit_f34_430.jpg http://www.km77.com/marcas/lotus/gra/espiritV8.jpg (yup...those are Genuine Toyota Corolla taillights on the back end of a $55,000 car... Also, the door handles are straight off the Supra, and the car is littered with Toyota parts. See, the Brit's know how to USE their affiliations with the Japanese!) On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:23:39 GMT, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote: >>>> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >And, believe it or not, My Corolla GTS has Lotus Espirit taillights, right >from the factory! Goddamn, talk about even the simplest things going over peoples' heads. OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? Can anyone show me a picture of one? SignatureDan. >OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? >Can anyone show me a picture of one? What year? <http://images.google.com/images?um=1&tab=wi&client=firefox-a&hl=en&hs=1bu&rls=or g.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=lotus%20esprit> > On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:23:39 GMT, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno@AE86.gts> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? > Can anyone show me a picture of one? yeah, go to www.google.com, type in the search box "Lotus Espirit." and press search. > On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:23:39 GMT, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno@AE86.gts> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? > Can anyone show me a picture of one? yeah, go to www.google.com, type "Lotus Espirit" in the search box and hit enter or press the "Google Search" button. It's that easy. Jeff >On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:23:39 GMT, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno@AE86.gts> >wrote: [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? >Can anyone show me a picture of one? http://www.pistonheads.com/pics/news/14683/lotus_esprit-2002-L.jpg http://www.lotusesprit.org/ SignatureScott in Florida There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. Will Rogers (1879 - 1935) >>On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:23:39 GMT, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno@AE86.gts> >>wrote: [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > >http://www.lotusesprit.org/ Jeez. None of you clueless bozos gets it, do you? You don't even have the wit to *read* the URLs you're throwing at me. SignatureDan. >>>OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? >>>Can anyone show me a picture of one? [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Jeez. None of you clueless bozos gets it, do you? You don't even > have the wit to *read* the URLs you're throwing at me. You asked what a Lotus Esprit is and for a picture of one. 'Scott in Florida' posted two links, one with a superb picture of one and the other with a good picture of one and the major specs. That is *exactly* what you asked for. That is what a Lotus Esprit is. You responded to his helpful action with this unwarranted abuse. How are you not a troll? Mike >>>> OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? >>>> Can anyone show me a picture of one? [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Mike Everybody please note: 'Espirit' is not the same as 'Esprit. Got it now? SignaturePhil Robyn University of California, Berkeley >>>>> OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? >>>>> Can anyone show me a picture of one? [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Everybody please note: 'Espirit' is not the same as 'Esprit. Got it now? Big f.cking deal. You knew damn well what model he was referring to. >>>>>> OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus >>>>>> Espirit? Can anyone show me a picture of one? [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >> > Big f.cking deal. You knew damn well what model he was referring to. I guess it's just easier being a Troll... >> -- >> Phil Robyn >> University of California, Berkeley >> You asked what a Lotus Esprit is and for a picture of one. 'Scott in >> Florida' posted two links, one with a superb picture of one and the [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >> > Everybody please note: 'Espirit' is not the same as 'Esprit. Got it now? Oh, OK, because I fat-fingered the original post, instead of pointing out same, I get my nose rubbed in it? Thanks for clarifying. >>>>OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? >>>>Can anyone show me a picture of one? [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Mike Up here in Canada, we'd simply call him an a.shole. >>>>OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? >>>>Can anyone show me a picture of one? [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Mike He's being a Smart @$$ because I fat-fingered "Esprit" in my original post and spelled it Espirit... >>>>> OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? >>>>> Can anyone show me a picture of one? [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > He's being a Smart @$$ because I fat-fingered "Esprit" in my original post > and spelled it Espirit... Gotcha game. (NIGY) Now I've Got You. The aggressor spots a weakness, sets up a trap, and springs it as a form of getting his jollies. ;) >>>>>> OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus >>>>>> Espirit? Can anyone show me a picture of one? [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > The aggressor spots a weakness, sets up a trap, and springs it as a form > of getting his jollies. ;) That's good for him. I just (usually) ignore people like that. He knew what I was talking about... On Mon, 25 Jun 2007 19:23:16 GMT, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote: >>> He's being a Smart @$$ because I fat-fingered "Esprit" in my original >>> post and spelled it Espirit... [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >He knew what I was talking about... Of course I knew what you meant. But you didn't "fat-finger" the spelling of Esprit any more than George 'monkey boy' Bush fat-fingered the spelling of WMD. you thought that was how it was spelled, and got it wrong - like a surprising number of people do. But now you've learned how to spell Esprit. Well done!! My work here is done. Thank you. SignatureDan. > On Mon, 25 Jun 2007 19:23:16 GMT, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno@AE86.gts> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > My work here is done. Thank you. LOL, a threshold I can relate to. >>>> He's being a Smart @$$ because I fat-fingered "Esprit" in my original >>>> post and spelled it Espirit... [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > My work here is done. Thank you. OK...I concede... Funny thing is, I know now it's spelled, but my fingers just get flying... That was weird. > He's being a Smart @$$ because I fat-fingered "Esprit" in my original post > and spelled it Espirit... Ah - I didn't even notice. Hope nobody notices I occasionally spell "the" as "teh." The excruciatingly zealous typo police may burn my house down. Mike >> He's being a Smart @$$ because I fat-fingered "Esprit" in my original >> post and spelled it Espirit... [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Mike Yeah, I did. But since a lot of people (myself included) sometimes type faster than we think, and also I knew what you were saying, Feh... no biggie! ;) I often spell look lok because my keyboard can't keep up... (?) >>>On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:23:39 GMT, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno@AE86.gts> >>>wrote: [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > Jeez. None of you clueless bozos gets it, do you? You don't even have > the wit to *read* the URLs you're throwing at me. OK, last attempt to be nice: OUR ISP (Scott's and mine) DOES NOT ALLOW POSTIG BINARIES TO NON-BINARY GROUPS!!!!!!!!! FOLLOW THE LINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goddamn, talk about even the simplest things going right over peoples' heads! > On Sun, 24 Jun 2007 21:23:39 GMT, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno@AE86.gts> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? > Can anyone show me a picture of one? A dammed good sports car! Steve R. SignatureDue to high levels of spam, all email to this account is being auto deleted. >>>>> I sh!t my pants driving that Lotus Espirit. >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Goddamn, talk about even the simplest things going over peoples' heads. How do you figure that? Did you CLICK ON THE LINKS PROVIDED? My ISP does NOT allow posting binaries to groups that are not listed as .binaries., so the best I could do is links. Goddamn, talk about even the simplest things going over peoples' heads! > OK, I'll repeat my question. What the hairy f.ck is a Lotus Espirit? Can > anyone show me a picture of one? FOLLOW THE LINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Worst stain, probably the upchuck from having to read all these posts..... >>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or >>> have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > jeff I was *trying* to exhibit a sense of couth about it, Jeff! ;) >>>> What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or >>>> have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > I was *trying* to exhibit a sense of couth about it, Jeff! ;) How is there more couth with sh!t than sh.t? Geez, we all poop (except maybe the President - he so full of sh.t that I would wonder if I really cared). Jeff > Hachiroku ???? wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > Jeff HE is a twice-elected president. YOU are sweet.f.ck.all. To the naked eye or CSI style? > What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or > have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either > fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ? Anybody know what the price of eggs are in China. Seems like the relevance factor is about equal. > What have you found are the worst kind of clothing stains you get (or > have seen any friends or relatives obtain) while you're driving either > fast or slow in your car (or in their car) ? |
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