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Car Forum / BMW Cars / October 2007ford joke
I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one I stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right, then I went to a Ford dealer, again nothing really caught my eye, but I looked anyway, then I go to the Chevy dealer, well I see one that I like, the dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk, disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said, "Well, Theres something missing" the dealer ,puzzled asks "What"? I said "at the ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car"! Smiling the dealer says "Thats so they can walk home"! Car Donation Resources http://www.zone-car.com F.O.R.D.: f.cker Only Runs Downhill >I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one I > stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but the price was [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Car Donation Resources > http://www.zone-car.com  SignaturePosted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com > F.O.R.D.: > f.cker Only Runs Downhill Found On Rubbish Dump Failure Of Research & Design SignatureWho needs a life when you've got Unix? :-) Email: john@unixnerd.demon.co.uk, John G.Burns B.Eng, Bonny Scotland Web : http://www.unixnerd.demon.co.uk - The Ultimate BMW Homepage! Need Sun or HP Unix kit? http://www.unixnerd.demon.co.uk/unix.html www.Strathspey.co.uk - Quality Binoculars at a Sensible price >> F.O.R.D.: >> f.cker Only Runs Downhill > >Found On Rubbish Dump > >Failure Of Research & Design The classic: Found On Road, Dead. Mine may be rude, but it is the most appropriate ;) BTW - The host of the TV Show "Dirty Jobs" is a spokesman for Ford... also quite appropriate!! That is the dirtiest job he has done (although he may not admit it!!) >>> F.O.R.D.: >>> f.cker Only Runs Downhill [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > The classic: Found On Road, Dead. SignaturePosted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com >>> F.O.R.D.: >>> f.cker Only Runs Downhill [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >The classic: Found On Road, Dead. f.cked On Race Day >>> F.O.R.D.: >>> f.cker Only Runs Downhill [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >The classic: Found On Road, Dead. Well, not that I approve of the *terrible* political incorrectness of it, but Merkin friends tell me that Pontiac stands for 'poor old nigger thinks it's a Cadillac.' Which begs another question... SignatureDan. > >> F.O.R.D.: > >> f.cker Only Runs Downhill [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > The classic: Found On Road, Dead. Fix Or Repair Daily. >>>> F.O.R.D.: >>>> f.cker Only Runs Downhill [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Fix Or Repair Daily. First on Race Day! :-) >I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one I > stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but the price was [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Car Donation Resources > http://www.zone-car.com Their model range had a few duds as well: - Ford Grandad Ford Crapi still Ford never came in for the sort of rubbishing that those from eastern Europe Skoda Estelle - "Probably the worst new car sold in Britain!" [Executive] Car magazine What do you call an open top Lada? A skip! What do you call a Lada with a sunroof and twin exhaust pipes? A Wheelbarrow! Why does a Lada have a heated rear screen? To warm your hands while you're pushing it! How do you double the value of a Lada? Fill it up with petrol! What is the similarity between a Lada and a bathtub? You cannot step out of either one in a public place. How can you tell a man driving a Lada? He wears dark sunglasses. How can you tell a Lada driver from the other people wearing dark sunglasses? He doesn't have a white cane. What's on the part two of a Lada owner's manual? The bus schedule! Q: What's the difference between a Lada and a Jehovah's Witness? A: You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness. A man goes into a car accessory shop and say's to the assistant "Can I have a hub cap for my Lada?" The assistant thinks for a moment and reply's "Okay, it seems a fair swop" and my favourite from a car dealer: - Q What is the difference between a used Lada and a dose of the clap? A You can get rid of a dose of the clap. BMW? Big Mouthed w.nker Black Mans Wheels (If its over 5 years old) sorry > BMW? > > Big Mouthed w.nker > Black Mans Wheels (If its over 5 years old) > > sorry You will be - this is a BMW news group! > BMW? > > Big Mouthed w.nker > Black Mans Wheels (If its over 5 years old) > > sorry I always heard BMW stood for Break My Window ;-) My fav car acronym joke is FIAT - Fix it again Tony! >> BMW? Big Mouthed w.nker Black Mans Wheels (If its over 5 years old) sorry > I always heard BMW stood for Break My Window ;-) > My fav car acronym joke is FIAT - Fix it again Tony! LOTUS? Lots of trouble, usually serious >> BMW? >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > My fav car acronym joke is FIAT - Fix it again Tony! Break My Wallet is what comes to my mind.... Squat |
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