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New 5-series "only" the 10th ugliest

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fbloogyudsr - 29 Apr 2005 15:47 GMT
The CarTalk guys:  http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/wheels/221878_talk29.html

Tom: Well, the people have spoken. And what they've said is, "Yecch!"

Ray: We held a contest to name the ugliest new cars for sale today. Readers
of the column and listeners of our radio show made nominations, and folks
voted on our Web site. And the results are in.

Tom: We'll work our way up (or should I say down?) to the ugliest car,
starting with the runners-up. Remember, we don't necessarily agree with all
of these choices, although we wholeheartedly agree with some of them. But
this is what you guys think.

Ray: Runner-up No. 10 is the BMW 5 Series, which was uglified a few years
ago in an unfortunate redesign. Said one voter: "It looks like a Pontiac on
acid."
Matt O'Toole - 29 Apr 2005 19:10 GMT
> The CarTalk guys:
> http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/wheels/221878_talk29.html
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> years ago in an unfortunate redesign. Said one voter: "It looks like
> a Pontiac on acid."

I'm no big fan of the new 5, but the previous two versions were as dull as
dishwater.

Matt O.
Dave Plowman (News) - 29 Apr 2005 20:18 GMT
> I'm no big fan of the new 5, but the previous two versions were as dull
> as dishwater.

I thought the E34 in the right colour one of the most handsome cars ever.
Looked stunning in unfashionable white. The E39 is a bit bland. When I
first saw one I thought it a 3-Series variant. But it doesn't offend. The
current one - especially head on - just looks plain wrong. The windscreen
looks too high. Difficult to sort. The headlamps have that Dame Edna look
which could be sorted.

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SharkmanBMW - 29 Apr 2005 23:39 GMT
are you mad??? the E34 is one of the sweetest most elegant cars around!,
still after 15 years it is one of BMWs finest ever.
http://www.cardomain.com/id/skullfracturebmw

> I'm no big fan of the new 5, but the previous two versions were as dull as
> dishwater.
>
> Matt O.
John Carrier - 30 Apr 2005 00:03 GMT
>> The CarTalk guys:
>> http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/wheels/221878_talk29.html
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> I'm no big fan of the new 5, but the previous two versions were as dull as
> dishwater.

Opinions vary.  I think the E39 has staying power.  But I do wish they had
placed a potent six in it ala the 3.8 liter E34 M5.

The new E90 appears to reflect a return to the bimmer esthetic.  Perhaps I'm
just hopeful after the Z4, 7, 5, 6 designs.  The E60 was the prime
motivation for me to purchase an E39.

R / John
bobukcat - 30 Apr 2005 00:34 GMT
When the wife decided to buy the new 545 I was no fan of the looks at all,
now that I get to drive it often I believe it is much better looking! The
performance skews one's opinion. I can't for the life of me understand why
it continues to get such poor response from the car rags, and if those fools
can't figure out the IDrive  (especially when accompanied by the voice
recognition system with the NAV) in a few minutes then they are either
tecnophobs or total morons. It may not be the best system in the world but
it is FAR from being as bad as they make it out to be.

Couple the all-rpm power of the V8, the super smooth shifts of the
transmission and the unbelievable active suspension with the niceties of the
interior and I suddenly find it very attractive indeed. :-)

> > The CarTalk guys:
> > http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/wheels/221878_talk29.html
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>
> Matt O.
Daniel Arrepas - 30 Apr 2005 03:07 GMT
> When the wife decided to buy the new 545 I was no fan of the looks at all,
> now that I get to drive it often I believe it is much better looking! The
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> tecnophobs or total morons. It may not be the best system in the world but
> it is FAR from being as bad as they make it out to be.

They insist on testing cars with Active Steering and run flats. Some of the
mags even go so far as to say you can't get the car without Active Steering.
It's just time for BMW to be sh.t on a bit, and what's fair is what's fair
because the cars that have been glorified over the past 10 years were never
as good as the mags claimed. What is happening now is just an adjustment to
looking at Bimmers in the scope of all cars, rather than testing one with
the pre-conceived notion that nothing else could possibly equal it.

BMW's have always been curious eccentric automobiles...and it seems that the
magazine writers are only now recognizing it.
bobukcat - 30 Apr 2005 03:34 GMT
True, for years they couldn't find a bad thing to say about them and would
overlook certain deficiencies in comparison tests. Now, it's the other way
around - there was a C/D article comparing the 545 to the Caddy STS and the
5 whipped the hell out of the Caddy in both 0-60 and 1/4 mile times and lap
times but they still barely had the 5 rated above the Caddy overall, pretty
contradictory for guys who are supposed to be serious gear heads. I guess
what comes around goes around with car rags just like everything else in
life.

> > When the wife decided to buy the new 545 I was no fan of the looks at all,
> > now that I get to drive it often I believe it is much better looking! The
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> BMW's have always been curious eccentric automobiles...and it seems that the
> magazine writers are only now recognizing it.
Dave Plowman (News) - 30 Apr 2005 10:48 GMT
> It's just time for BMW to be sh.t on a bit, and what's fair is what's
> fair because the cars that have been glorified over the past 10 years
> were never as good as the mags claimed.

When I bought my current E39, I tested all the UK opposition myself. So no
US cars were included.

And I agreed with the UK mags, it was simply the best in class - and by
some margin. A few years later the S-Type Jag was vastly improved and had
I been buying then things might well have been different.

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Daniel Arrepas - 01 May 2005 02:33 GMT
>> It's just time for BMW to be sh.t on a bit, and what's fair is what's
>> fair because the cars that have been glorified over the past 10 years
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> And I agreed with the UK mags, it was simply the best in class - and by
> some margin.

I too was an E39 owner, twice. And the cars were great, but never, ever as
good as claimed. If iDrive is a ergonomic nightmare and a safety
problem....what the hell is the mess of buttons and rockers the e39 had down
low on the center dash where changing anything meant taking your eyes far of
the road.

The bottom line is that the new car has a better chassis, better dynamics,
better suspension, R&P steering for all models, better powerplants, better
times..I mean in driving terms just better. But now, because the exterior is
changed, suddenly driving doesn't matter and ergonomics (despite BMW's long
history of eccentricity on this point) do.

I think it is fine, and I think BMW as a company needed to get criticized
rather than suckled. They've got the best sedans on the road right now in
terms of driving, and maybe now they will start to take a look at some of
the things they took for granted (ergonomics, interior design, finish,
materials) because no mag ever took them to task on them.

The interiors of the current cars don't bother me, those things are never
much important to me...hell I enjoy driving a pickup, but if BMW ever wants
the kind of love-licks they got for the last 10 years again, they will have
to match the competition in the frilly department. Let's just hope they
don't forget the reason their cars are the cars everyone else sets as a
benchmark though.
Dave Plowman (News) - 01 May 2005 09:32 GMT
> > When I bought my current E39, I tested all the UK opposition myself.
> > So no US cars were included.
> >
> > And I agreed with the UK mags, it was simply the best in class - and
> > by some margin.

> I too was an E39 owner, twice. And the cars were great, but never, ever
> as good as claimed. If iDrive is a ergonomic nightmare and a safety
> problem....what the hell is the mess of buttons and rockers the e39 had
> down low on the center dash where changing anything meant taking your
> eyes far of the road.

How often do you need to change climate control settings? The only awkward
controls I find are the cruse on/off and the DSC disable. But I can't say
this spoils the car for me. At least the radio is in a sensible place.
The ashtray is stupid, though. Too small and in the wrong place.

> The bottom line is that the new car has a better chassis, better
> dynamics, better suspension, R&P steering for all models, better
> powerplants, better times..I mean in driving terms just better. But
> now, because the exterior is changed, suddenly driving doesn't matter
> and ergonomics (despite BMW's long history of eccentricity on this
> point) do.

UK mags have been complimentary about them in general - but not the
variable steering and run flat tyres. However, the look of a car *is*
important.

And while the E39 was the leader of the pack at launch, not so the E60.
Other makes have moved on too.

> I think it is fine, and I think BMW as a company needed to get
> criticized rather than suckled. They've got the best sedans on the road
> right now in terms of driving, and maybe now they will start to take a
> look at some of the things they took for granted (ergonomics, interior
> design, finish, materials) because no mag ever took them to task on
> them.

You've not read Autocar?

> The interiors of the current cars don't bother me, those things are
> never much important to me...hell I enjoy driving a pickup, but if BMW
> ever wants the kind of love-licks they got for the last 10 years again,
> they will have to match the competition in the frilly department. Let's
> just hope they don't forget the reason their cars are the cars everyone
> else sets as a benchmark though.

Yes. I like my E39 because it's a pleasure to drive - and I'm still not
tired of it. I like the combination of adequate performance, comfort and
handling. Others will have different priorities.

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Daniel Arrepas - 02 May 2005 00:42 GMT
> Yes. I like my E39 because it's a pleasure to drive - and I'm still not
> tired of it. I like the combination of adequate performance, comfort and
> handling. Others will have different priorities.

I think that is very true and, at least for Amercian writers, those other
priorities have become more important. Had the E39 been judged by the same
priorites it would have suffered similar comments to it's ergononomics and
interior finish quality. A fine car by any standards, but it was never as
good as the mags claimed. It was just better than all of the cars out there
early in life and many of the cars out there in it's last few years.

Personally I think the E39 and E60 are fine automobiles, nothing drives like
them (caveat: though I have never even *sat* in the new Infiniti M). And for
many of us..that is enough. But it isn't enough for BMW to grab bigger
market share.
Malt_Hound - 01 May 2005 11:02 GMT
> I too was an E39 owner, twice. And the cars were great, but never, ever as
> good as claimed. If iDrive is a ergonomic nightmare and a safety
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> the things they took for granted (ergonomics, interior design, finish,
> materials) because no mag ever took them to task on them.

Consider this:  If this is the way you (or anyone else for that matter)
feels about these new BMWs then it is really a win/win.  You like the
car, it gets bad reviews.

I fail to understand why it is so important to anyone that the car
magazines rate a particular car (one that they already like) highly?  If
anything, I would like them to pan it so that model will be in less
demand and I would then be able to buy them less expensively.

When the mags all moon over a particular model, the dealer actual
selling prices go higher and higher (up to and over MSRP) as everyone
rushes to buy it.  Supply and demand, and all that...

-Fred W
Tom Korth - 01 May 2005 16:57 GMT
> I fail to understand why it is so important to anyone that the car
> magazines rate a particular car (one that they already like) highly?  If
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> prices go higher and higher (up to and over MSRP) as everyone rushes to
> buy it.  Supply and demand, and all that...

But Fred, from the viewpoint of the person who has already bought the model,
a favorable review is important for two reasons.  First, we all need to have
our car-owing egos stroked by "official" confirmation that we made the
"right" purchase decision.  And (more importantly) positive reviews should
boost the resale value of our prized possession!

Tom
Malt_Hound - 02 May 2005 16:24 GMT
>>I fail to understand why it is so important to anyone that the car
>>magazines rate a particular car (one that they already like) highly?  If
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>
> Tom

Yes, I'm sure you are right on the money there, Tom.  I guess I don't
really need the ego boost that much... heck I like my Z3 a lot and folks
like to call those "girly" cars.  Also, I do not really care that much
what happens to the resale as I would prefer to keep my well-cared for
cars as long as possible.  I suppose if I followed the model of buying
and selling new cars as often as many others do it would make more
difference.  ;-)

-Fred W
Daniel Arrepas - 02 May 2005 00:56 GMT
> Consider this:  If this is the way you (or anyone else for that matter)
> feels about these new BMWs then it is really a win/win.  You like the car,
> it gets bad reviews.

Well, it's a traditional driving BMW with superb powerplants, but I'm not
sold on the exterior design. It doesn't offend, but it also isn't a *plus*.
Maybe I'm goofy though, because I don't get to upset over looks. It is
certainly a valid concern for anyone spending money, but cars come and go,
and with but a few exceptions I don't keep them long, and after getting a
bit on in years I realize that for me it isn't a matter of great
consideration....or at least greater than other considerations.

> I fail to understand why it is so important to anyone that the car
> magazines rate a particular car (one that they already like) highly?

Well, I don't think it does across the board....otherwise BMW would have had
a hard time setting sales records with the 5 and 7, in every major market
they supply. One has to admit that is a pretty impressive feat considering
the lambasting the cars have received in the press. Even with discounts,
which I don't know are as prevelant as suggested, it would be pretty hard to
set sales records the like of which they have recently.

It's a strange dichotomy when you think about it. Overwhelming success on
the block, yet a massive failure in the press. I don't know that I have ever
witnessed such a situation in my life-time. Maybe someone could suggest
another model or make with a similar experience, because othet than
econo-boxes I can't think of one right at the moment.

>  If anything, I would like them to pan it so that model will be in less
> demand and I would then be able to buy them less expensively.

Most people don't keep cars long though and if initial cost won't hold the
resale is going to fall off even more dramatically. For a car that has for
years held up well in the marketplace....that would be tough money to lose.

> When the mags all moon over a particular model, the dealer actual selling
> prices go higher and higher (up to and over MSRP) as everyone rushes to
> buy it.  Supply and demand, and all that...

No doubt.
Matt O'Toole - 01 May 2005 16:12 GMT
> They insist on testing cars with Active Steering and run flats. Some
> of the mags even go so far as to say you can't get the car without
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> scope of all cars, rather than testing one with the pre-conceived
> notion that nothing else could possibly equal it.

This is a good point.  BMW used to be head and shoulders above the rest, but
other brands have caught up in the last 10 years.  BMWs are different because of
RWD, and some people (myself included) prefer that.  But they're not so much
better anymore.

Also, consider how auto magazines pander to their major advertisers, who may or
may not be BMW.

Finally, BMWs have always been relatively gimmick-free, while the latest models
seem to be the opposite.  This is bound to put some people off.  Furthermore,
BMW has not done a particularly good job with things like iDrive.  Perhaps it's
not as bad as some of its critics make it out to be, but it's not stellar
either, as such things go.

Matt O.
Malt_Hound - 01 May 2005 10:25 GMT
> I'm no big fan of the new 5, but the previous two versions were as dull as
> dishwater.
>
> Matt O.

I have never heard the E34 called dull looking before.

-Fred W
Dave Plowman (News) - 01 May 2005 12:44 GMT
> > I'm no big fan of the new 5, but the previous two versions were as
> > dull as dishwater.
> >
> > Matt O.

> I have never heard the E34 called dull looking before.

Absolutely. One of the best looking BMWs ever. It just looks so right from
any angle.

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