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Car Forum / BMW Cars / October 2005Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me." (John 14:6) This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be forever separated from the love of God in a place called Hell. The Holy Bible descibes Hell as a place of eternal torment, suffering, pain and agony for all those who have rejected Jesus Christ. The good news is that you can be sure you are going to Heaven when this life is over if you allow Jesus Christ to save you today. Do not wait until later to be saved because you do not know exactly when you will die. [ Posted by: RonaldGrossi3812@yahoo.com on May 13, 2005 ] [ 4:20:14 pm ]
http://www.gotquestions.org/sinners-prayer.html << I saw this site on a search directory. Great Resource! Oh Yes, jefN and comrade O_Qed should sign up for this. > http://www.gotquestions.org/sinners-prayer.html << I saw this site on a > search directory. Great Resource! OK, time for you to get something straight. Listen carefully now, here it comes: THERE IS NO GOD. Got that? There is no reason for a god, of any size, description or colour, to exist. Never has been, never will be. There is no afterlife, no reward, no punishment; what you see is what you get. This is it matey, there is no more, so get used to it. The sooner you and the rest of the people that are labouring under these misapprehensions can get your heads round these facts, the sooner we can all start pulling together. Not to mention the morgues will be a lot quieter. Start taking responsibility for your own existence rather than blindly trusting in a myth that devalues human life, all in the forlorn hope of a "reward". Got all that? Good. Now, work to improve your own life and the lives of those around you, and stop being so foolish. - Jake > http://www.gotquestions.org/sinners-prayer.html << I saw this site on a > search directory. Great Resource! Very well said. > OK, time for you to get something straight. Listen carefully now, here it > comes: [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > http://www.gotquestions.org/sinners-prayer.html << I saw this site on a > > search directory. Great Resource! Cheers ... great to know that others have a grip on reality! > Very well said. > [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] >> > http://www.gotquestions.org/sinners-prayer.html << I saw this site on a >> > search directory. Great Resource! >Cheers ... great to know that others have a grip on reality! Sure and when when can provide absolute proof to back up your statements more people may go along with you. I mean talk is cheap when you have ZERO proof to back it up.The truth is there are more believers in God then there are people like you. Another fact is you have over one million cells in one square inch of the human eye. Did these just appear out of thin air? Explain to me how these were made. Facts please not opinions. Thank you. >Cheers ... great to know that others have a grip on reality! > [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] >>> > http://www.gotquestions.org/sinners-prayer.html << I saw this site on a >>> > search directory. Great Resource! Regards Mike >>Cheers ... great to know that others have a grip on reality! > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >these just appear out of thin air? Explain to me how these were made. >Facts please not opinions. Thank you. In the generally accepted scientific and logical systems of proof, it's a fact that the proponent of a theory (e.g. the existence of a god) is required to prove his assertion. It is not up to the opponent to disprove it. AFAIK, there never has been the slightest proof that any god exists. Prove me wrong and I will believe in your god. I offer you the examples of the tooth fairy and Santa Claus to work with. Good luck.  SignatureDan. >>>Cheers ... great to know that others have a grip on reality! >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >god) > is required to prove his assertion. Or perhaps even Evolution? > It is not up to the opponent >to disprove it. Jake made statements like if they were facts while not providing proof to back them up. I figured I would call him on his statments and he could steer me in the right direction with a little actual proof. Of course he has no proof to back up one single statement he made. >AFAIK, there never has been the slightest proof that any god exists. One million cells within a square inch of the human eye. Is that slight proof enough? >Prove me wrong and I will believe in your god. 500 people saw Jesus alive after he was crucified. Prove me wrong. Well you can't. We will just have to see what happens when the time comes. I like my chances though. >I offer you the examples of the tooth fairy and Santa Claus to work >with. You ride a sport bike by chance? >Good luck. Regards Mike >>Prove me wrong and I will believe in your god. > > 500 people saw Jesus alive after he was crucified. Prove me wrong. > Well you can't. We will just have to see what happens when the time > comes. I like my chances though. And more people than that saw Elvis in Las Vegas last year.......maybe he got resurrected as well when no one was looking? Santa Claus as we know him, ie fat bastard in a red outfit was developed by the coca cola corporation in the 1920's to flog more coke. he was based on the yarns of st nicholas. "He came down the chimney with a thunderous yell, and I knew that instant the f.cker had fell" cant remember who sang that song, the other bit i remember is "santa you bastard, where's my f.cking bike". As for the tooth fairy, i think it was just made up to quieten youngsters at night. I would have said something along the lines of if you dont stop whining the tooth fairy will get greedy and take all your goddamn teeth! >>Cheers ... great to know that others have a grip on reality! > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > these just appear out of thin air? Explain to me how these were made. > Facts please not opinions. Thank you. Oh Mike, we aren't gonna go into religion now are we? Oh yeah, and a million cells in one square inch of human eye? Sounds like Darwin's theory covered that pretty well, do you seriously need help with the theory of evolution, or are you just trolling the churchies? >>Cheers ... great to know that others have a grip on reality! > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > these just appear out of thin air? Explain to me how these were made. > Facts please not opinions. Thank you. Your invisible friend in the sky made it with his magical powers! Hahahahahaha! > OK, time for you to get something straight. Listen carefully now, here it > comes: > > THERE IS NO GOD. Do you have to be an athiest to use an Abit motherbaord? I'm using an Abit right now, but I don't think it's obligatory ... just sensible - Jake >> OK, time for you to get something straight. Listen carefully now, here it >> comes: >> >> THERE IS NO GOD. > > Do you have to be an athiest to use an Abit motherbaord? > THERE IS NO GOD. I thought God was my cosmic bell boy... press a button to make the tires grip in the sand... Larry L 94 RC45 #2 Have a wheelie NICE day... Lean & Mean it in every corner of your life... If it wasn't for us the fast lane would rust... V4'S are music to the seat of my pants... 1952 De Havilland Chipmunk... Yank and bank your brains loose... http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/-xlax-/ http://home.comcast.net/~netters2/ http://www.fox302.com/index.pl?s=vg&user=netters2 http://www.reeky.org/gallery/xlax http://www.doesgodexist.org/ > OK, time for you to get something straight. Listen carefully now, here it > comes: [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] >>http://www.gotquestions.org/sinners-prayer.html << I saw this site on a >>search directory. Great Resource! The biggest piece of BS is Adam and Eve! > The biggest piece of BS is Adam and Eve! You have a problem with allegories? SignaturePC Paul 89 PC800 77 R100RS Trip pics at: http://photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart "To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society" - Theodore Roosevelt >> The biggest piece of BS is Adam and Eve! > > You have a problem with allegories? Except the true believers claim it's not allegorical, but the gospel truth. >>> The biggest piece of BS is Adam and Eve! >> >> You have a problem with allegories? > > Except the true believers claim it's not allegorical, but the gospel truth. Well, some of my brothers and sisters are bit zealous in their literalism. There is forgiveness enough for them too. SignaturePC Paul 89 PC800 77 R100RS Trip pics at: http://photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart "To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society" - Theodore Roosevelt > http://www.doesgodexist.org/ > [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] >>> http://www.gotquestions.org/sinners-prayer.html << I saw this site on a >>> search directory. Great Resource! Interesting site. SignaturePC Paul 89 PC800 77 R100RS Trip pics at: http://photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart "To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society" - Theodore Roosevelt How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh a.shole. Signaturethere is no .sig > OK, time for you to get something straight. Listen carefully now, here it > comes: [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] >> http://www.gotquestions.org/sinners-prayer.html << I saw this site on a >> search directory. Great Resource! > How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh > a.shole. Nobody has ever proven there is a God. >> How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >> a.shole. >> >Nobody has ever proven there is a God. Nobody has ever proven we evolved from apes but, many believe we have. Regards Mike >>> How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >>> a.shole. >>> >>Nobody has ever proven there is a God. > > Nobody has ever proven we evolved from apes but, many believe we have. And they believe it because as best anyone in the scientific community can tell, Darwin was right. If it were incorrect, it being a scientific theory which has withstood about what, 100 years of pounding now?, some flipped out churchie would have found a way to disprove it. They haven't, which means as a theory, it still stands. Churchies are just so pissed at not being able to disprove it that they invent silly things to say about it, having nothing of importance to say on the subject. Intelligent design. I'm getting all giggly just thinking about that one.... >>>How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >>>a.shole. >> >>Nobody has ever proven there is a God. > > Nobody has ever proven we evolved from apes but, many believe we have. Actually that is an inaccuracy that people like you try to maintain. The theory is that both apes and people came from the same background and a same relative, not that one came from the other. It's a theory that has been around for a very long time without anyone being able to show it's not true. And I guess you can't prove there is a god at all AND can't show that evolution is not true so that's two for my side! >> Nobody has ever proven we evolved from apes but, many believe we have. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > And I guess you can't prove there is a god at all AND can't show that > evolution is not true so that's two for my side! ...and you can't prove that there is *no* God or that humans *did* evolve from common relatives of primates. It goes both ways. But the much deeper, far more meaningful question is: What does any of this have to do with BMWs, sportbikes, or TV soaps? -- -Fred W >>> Nobody has ever proven we evolved from apes but, many believe we have. >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > evolve from common relatives of primates. It goes both ways. But the > much deeper, far more meaningful question is: I don't have to prove something DOESN'T exist silly!And there is lots of evidence that evolution does exist. It doesn't go both ways. cyndiann <cyndiann9@earthlink.net> wrote in news:gi4Oe.7441$RZ2.7358 @newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net: >> How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >> a.shole. >> > Nobody has ever proven there is a God. Of course not, that would ruin it for us believers! Signature1984 RZ350 >How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >a.shole. OK, prove there IS one... >>How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >>a.shole. > > OK, prove there IS one... God is obsolete. The idea of a deity was necessary long ago when early humans needed a way to explain so many of the strange things they found in nature. The Greek myths are a wonderful example of this. The Greeks invented gods and supernatural beings to explain nearly everything found in nature, from lightning to grasshoppers, and when science explained and clarified these things, their gods became obsolete, existing today only as fascinating stories. Similarly, the modern god that Christians believe in is a throwback to the time before we had science to explain so many of the natural phenomena that we find around us. Early people didn't understand death and birth and life and nature, and they could only explain these things through the invention of an imaginary all-powerful being that takes care of it all for us without our having to think too much about it. But now that so much is explained or at least explainable through science, the concept of god is no longer needed. The only difference between modern Christians and the ancient Greeks is that the Greeks were wise enough to know when to move on to something more plausible. --S. >>>How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >>>a.shole. [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] >something more plausible. >--S. I knew there was a reason whenever I drive by some christian church that I can't help but think... SHEEP! =) -- Stephan 2001 Yamaha YZF-R6 <--- Stolen >>>How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >>>a.shole. [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] >something more plausible. >--S. And they moved on to what exactly? My guess it's still religion. This is a completely off topic posting in all of the groups it's posted to. I'm sure we'd all like to here about something relavent. If you've got nothing to say, take it to a religion group and hash it out with someone who gives a sh.t... If the theory of Adam and Eve is true,then the human race is a product of incest!!!!! Adam and Eve f.ck,they have a kid ,then who did that kid f.ck or who f.cked the kid and so on!?!?Do the math,it's really very simple! > If the theory of Adam and Eve is true,then > the human race is a product of incest!!!!! > > Adam and Eve f.ck,they have a kid ,then who did that kid f.ck or who > f.cked the kid and so on!?!?Do the math,it's really very simple! But we know nothing about how many gardens of Eden there were, or if god created more people after they were cast out from the garden. SignatureWes Dukes (wdukes.pobox@com) Swap the . and the @ to email me please. spam@www.spam.com is a garbage address. > > If the theory of Adam and Eve is true,then > > the human race is a product of incest!!!!! [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > spam@www.spam.com is a garbage address. Just for the record everyone who is reading this thread,I really do apologize for being so graphic with my post. But no,there is no God IMO!!! Even IF there was,he has really enjoyed crapping on me throughout my entire life. The saying "well I'll be a monkeys uncle" makes more sense!!! >But no,there is no God IMO!!! Even IF there was,he has really enjoyed >crapping on me throughout my entire life. Wait'll you see what's in store for you in the afterlife.. :) You might want to cover your "butt" now. >>But no,there is no God IMO!!! Even IF there was,he has really enjoyed >>crapping on me throughout my entire life. > > Wait'll you see what's in store for you in the afterlife.. :) > You might want to cover your "butt" now. So what you are saying is that as long as the a.s is protected, there is nothing to worry about? Will there be no kicking of the groin? Cause I'd rather take it in the butt, than get kicked in the balls. >>But no,there is no God IMO!!! Even IF there was,he has really enjoyed >>crapping on me throughout my entire life. > > Wait'll you see what's in store for you in the afterlife.. :) > You might want to cover your "butt" now. God lets sycophants in heaven, but not doubters? So god only wants yes men and women? SignatureWes Dukes (wdukes.pobox@com) Swap the . and the @ to email me please. spam@www.spam.com is a garbage address. >>>But no,there is no God IMO!!! Even IF there was,he has really enjoyed >>>crapping on me throughout my entire life. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > God lets sycophants in heaven, but not doubters? So god only wants yes > men and women? Any god that would play favorites based on who worships him isn't a god I'd want to spend eternity with anyway. --S. Like I always tell my kids, "don't expect gifts from santa claus if you don't believe in him. >> spam@www.spam.com is a garbage address. > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >The saying "well I'll be a monkeys uncle" makes more sense!!! Thanks Michael >> If the theory of Adam and Eve is true,then >> the human race is a product of incest!!!!! [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > But we know nothing about how many gardens of Eden there were, or if god > created more people after they were cast out from the garden. What facts do you base these ideas upon? None obviously. You sort of just make an answer up in your head, and it satiates your curiosity, or seems plausible to you, even though it's an invented idea without supporting facts? >>God is obsolete. The idea of a deity was necessary long ago when early >>humans needed a way to explain so many of the strange things they found in [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > And they moved on to what exactly? My guess it's still religion. Unfortunately, you have a good point. The Greeks left behind their obviously unnecessary gods in favor of a less-obviously unnecessary god. My point in bringing it up was to illustrate how people are apt to create supernatural beings to explain things that they have a hard time understanding. Simply because people created the myth of god doesn't mean he/she/it exists. It only means people needed an explanation for things they couldn't yet explain through science. > This is a completely off topic posting in all of the groups it's > posted to. I'm sure we'd all like to here about something relavent. If > you've got nothing to say, take it to a religion group and hash it out > with someone who gives a sh.t... I don't understand. If you are against talking about religion in non-religious groups, why did you respond to this thread? --S. >>>God is obsolete. The idea of a deity was necessary long ago when early >>>humans needed a way to explain so many of the strange things they found [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > he/she/it exists. It only means people needed an explanation for things > they couldn't yet explain through science. Interesting idea. God evolves. Mankind doesn't. >>>>God is obsolete. The idea of a deity was necessary long ago when >>>>early humans needed a way to explain so many of the strange things [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] > God evolves. > Mankind doesn't. I wonder what motorcycle Jesus would ride. >>>>>God is obsolete. The idea of a deity was necessary long ago when >>>>>early humans needed a way to explain so many of the strange things [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > > I wonder what motorcycle Jesus would ride. She probably takes the bus most of the time but owns a scooter or moped.Maybe a mountain bike too. And remember Jesus was a Capricorn. SignatureWes Dukes (wdukes.pobox@com) Swap the . and the @ to email me please. spam@www.spam.com is a garbage address. AND a Smart (available in Anatolia, near enough to Judaea) http://www.smart.com/-snm-0150526428-1121782077-0000025124-0000012871-1125397787 -enm-is-bin/INTERSHOP.enfinity/WFS/mpc-tr-content-Site/-/-/-/SVCPresentationPipe line-Start?Page=issite%3a%2f%2fsmart-Site%2fsmart%2ecom%2fRootFolder%2fsmart%2fh ome%2epage) and this other Gem of a DC product. Hardly ever rains in Jerusalem. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4176126.stm DAS For direct contact replace nospam with schmetterling --- [...] > She probably takes the bus most of the time but owns a scooter or > moped.Maybe a mountain bike too. > > And remember Jesus was a Capricorn. >>>>>>God is obsolete. The idea of a deity was necessary long ago when >>>>>>early humans needed a way to explain so many of the strange things [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > > And remember Jesus was a Capricorn. I think jesus would ride a big cruiser with straight pipes or possibly a 'busa. I don't think Jesus would ride a GL. Too ostentatious for Jesus. Of course his neighbors would be pissed off at the noise, but hey, one has to at least give the impression of authority. Jesus with his do-rag, ponytail, a tatoo on one arm that says "I am the Way", another tatoo on the other arm that says "Peacemaker", a very hot Mary Magdeline on the back, and his 12 buddies all cruising around the countryside. Yup, that's my Jesus. If he ever dropped it or had some other accident he would say "Daddy, dammit", get up, bless his bike and his bike would be made whole again. If while you were riding with Jesus and your bike would quit, all you would have to do is have Jesus come over and bless it and it would be fixed. My sister was talking about the incident where Jesus fed the crowd with a few loaves and fishes. I told her that while he certanly did do that, he held out the Twinkies and Ho-Ho's for his buddies. pierce >>>>>>>God is obsolete. The idea of a deity was necessary long ago when >>>>>>>early humans needed a way to explain so many of the strange things [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] > the other arm that says "Peacemaker", a very hot Mary Magdeline on the > back, and his 12 buddies all cruising around the countryside. Yup, that's And Judas looks like Dennis Hopper or Jack Nickelson? > my Jesus. If he ever dropped it or had some other accident he would say > "Daddy, dammit", get up, bless his bike and his bike would be made whole [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > pierce SignatureWes Dukes (wdukes.pobox@com) Swap the . and the @ to email me please. spam@www.spam.com is a garbage address. >> to at least give the impression of authority. Jesus with his do-rag, >> ponytail, a tatoo on one arm that says "I am the Way", another tatoo on >> the other arm that says "Peacemaker", a very hot Mary Magdeline on the >> back, and his 12 buddies all cruising around the countryside. Yup, that's > > And Judas looks like Dennis Hopper or Jack Nickelson? Nah, Leoardo DeCrappio. Still waiting for a reply after three weeks ... if you're going to call other people a.sholes, I think that you need to show why this is correct. "Prove there is a god" sounds like a reasonable request to me, given your reply ... why do you not answer? Frankly, it looks like you're the a.shole pal. Of course, I await your shattering denial of our aethism, and am prepared to repent in full given this. Failing the proof, I'll revert to my original opinion of you. Sensible, grown-up replies please, without the ill-founded insults. >>How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >>a.shole. > > OK, prove there IS one... >Still waiting for a reply after three weeks ... if you're going to call >other people a.sholes, I think that you need to show why this is correct. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] >> >> OK, prove there IS one... http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=atheist&x=15&y=18 Atheist: one who believes that there is no deity But since the rules of logic dictate that one cannot prove a negative, and since no one can conclusively prove that there IS a God, the best anyone can hope for is agnosticism. Except that sounds too much like a disease! Personally, I prefer to keep my science and religion separate. There is no place for faith in science, and no need for faith in religion if its tenets could be proven. >>Still waiting for a reply after three weeks ... if you're going to call >>other people a.sholes, I think that you need to show why this is correct. [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > is no place for faith in science, and no need for faith in religion if > its tenets could be proven. Atheist are in the same boat as someone believing in god. THey put their faith in not believing in god. As an agnostic, I am prepared to accept either outcome. There does need to be faith in science. A scientist has faith that they are extending knowledge. Even if an experiment or theory fails, they at least know what won't work, and they have faith they can try again tomorrow. Which is not much different from the believer and non-believer in god above. Faith is a very powerful thing that can be misused by all. All put their pants on the same way (unless they are very agile or have prepositioned their pants the night before). SignatureWes Dukes (wdukes.pobox@com) Swap the . and the @ to email me please. spam@www.spam.com is a garbage address. >>>Still waiting for a reply after three weeks ... if you're going to call >>>other people a.sholes, I think that you need to show why this is [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > Atheist are in the same boat as someone believing in god. THey put > their faith in not believing in god. Actually atheists don't have any faith at all. They will happily believe in any god provided there is proof that he exists. As it stands, there is no proof that the christian gods or jesus even existed outside of the bible. Since the bible is rejected by atheists, so are the 'proofs" used by christians. pierce >How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >a.shole. Can you prove there is? -- Stephan 2001 Yamaha YZF-R6 <--- Stolen > How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh > a.shole. Here is your proof: a.sholes LIKE YOU EXHIST!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! > How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh > a.shole. There are no facts, only beliefs. And if you could examine all the beliefs ever held by mankind, you'd have quite a chuckle. > And if you could examine all the beliefs ever held by mankind, you'd have > quite a chuckle. I live among Mormons here in southern Utah, and when non-Mormons make fun of the strange beliefs held by Mormons, I have to laugh. Magic decoder glasses, baptizing the long-dead, secret handshakes and secret names to be called when it is time to enter heaven, and magic protective underwear is really ridiculous, but then again so is the idea of a virgin birth, a guy walking on water, and turning a couple of loaves of bread into a meal for hundreds of people. When it is your own religion, you tend to ignore how idiotic it is and make fun of the goofy beliefs of everyone else, but when you are on the outside looking in, they ALL seem equally idiotic. --S. (Equal Opportunity Ridiculer) > > And if you could examine all the beliefs ever held by mankind, you'd have > > quite a chuckle. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > --S. > (Equal Opportunity Ridiculer) Yeah,I'm down for good old fashioned Polygamy.A big 'ol pimp Brigham Young was ;-) I wonder what that was like dealing with synchronized menstruation? Scares me just thinking about it!!! "CaptainW116" <benznut450@yahoo.com> wrote in message > Yeah,I'm down for good old fashioned Polygamy.A big 'ol pimp Brigham > Young was ;-) I wonder what that was like dealing with synchronized > menstruation? That's probably WHY Joseph Smith started the polygamy thing in the first place, the big horndog! --S. > "CaptainW116" <benznut450@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> Yeah,I'm down for good old fashioned Polygamy.A big 'ol pimp Brigham [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > place, the big horndog! > --S. What is the point of religion if you can't twist it to your own personal sexual fantasies, extract money from the gullible and lead the weak-willed. D >> "CaptainW116" <benznut450@yahoo.com> wrote in message >>> Yeah,I'm down for good old fashioned Polygamy.A big 'ol pimp Brigham [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > sexual fantasies, extract money from the gullible and lead the > weak-willed. "I just got a revelation. God said we must all eat nothing but chocolate." --S. >>> "CaptainW116" <benznut450@yahoo.com> wrote in message >>>> Yeah,I'm down for good old fashioned Polygamy.A big 'ol pimp Brigham [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > "I just got a revelation. God said we must all eat nothing but chocolate." My "spirit of the universe" told me to add some coffee and peanutbutter. > --S. SignatureWes Dukes (wdukes.pobox@com) Swap the . and the @ to email me please. spam@www.spam.com is a garbage address. >>>> "CaptainW116" <benznut450@yahoo.com> wrote in message >>>>> Yeah,I'm down for good old fashioned Polygamy.A big 'ol pimp Brigham [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > My "spirit of the universe" told me to add some coffee and peanutbutter. God came to me in a dream and told me I would be eternally damned unless I had sex with Constantine Maroulis. --S. >> > And if you could examine all the beliefs ever held by mankind, you'd >> > have quite a chuckle. [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > Young was ;-) I wonder what that was like dealing with synchronized > menstruation? Scares me just thinking about it!!! Did you ever see pictures of his first wife? The guy must have been terminally horny. Me? I wouln't do her with your junk. Hideous. pierce >> And if you could examine all the beliefs ever held by mankind, you'd >> have quite a chuckle. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > outside looking in, they ALL seem equally idiotic. --S. > (Equal Opportunity Ridiculer) Sorta like, "One person's religion is somebody else's cult." If Jesus and God were on Earth today, would they choose to drive a BMW or a Mercedes and which model would they choose?There,back on topic sort of ;-) > How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh > a.shole. Can you prove there is? And before you even start, the bible is NOT PROOF. You have to prove there is a god BEFORE citing the bible. >> How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >> a.shole. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >And before you even start, the bible is NOT PROOF. You have to prove >there is a god BEFORE citing the bible. The Bible is used as an actual book of history. How did we get here? Regards Mike >>>How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >>>a.shole. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > The Bible is used as an actual book of history. How did we get here? Obviously, anyone that uses it as a history book wil be automatically lost. >>>>How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >>>>a.shole. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >Obviously, anyone that uses it as a history book wil be automatically lost. is there not a special place in hell for people that do off topic multi-posts? >> How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >> a.shole. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > And before you even start, the bible is NOT PROOF. You have to prove there > is a god BEFORE citing the bible. I was in a religion class once wherein we were talking about the authenticity of the bible. A few people suggested that it was a work of fiction; a collection of fables and allegories to help people make good judgments. One girl raised her hand and said, "But if the bible were fake, wouldn't god have destroyed it?" --S. >>>How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >>>a.shole. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > wouldn't god have destroyed it?" > --S. Fundamental question .... Who (and when) decided which "books" were authentic and would be included in the bible? >>>>How the f.ck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh >>>>a.shole. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > Fundamental question .... Who (and when) decided which "books" were > authentic and would be included in the bible? "Okay, young writers! This creative writing contest has been a hoot, but as you all know, we have a finite amount of space in this new book and can't include them all. So we are going to assign each book a number and put all the numbers in this big hat, and our lovely spokesmodel Mary Magdalene will choose the winners at random..." --S. > OK, time for you to get something straight. Listen carefully now, here it > comes: [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > > http://www.gotquestions.org/sinners-prayer.html << I saw this site on a > > search directory. Great Resource! People, let me lay this to rest. There is a God. I am it. I can prove it. My SO was calling me one over and over last night and I've never known her to lie. >> OK, time for you to get something straight. Listen carefully now, here it >> comes: [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] >My SO was calling me one over and over last night and I've never known her >to lie. Hahahahahahahaha.! Good point =) -- Stephan 2001 Yamaha YZF-R6 <--- Stolen >>People, let me lay this to rest. There is a God. I am it. I can prove >>it. >>My SO was calling me one over and over last night and I've never known her >>to lie. If she doesn't lie, what was she doing when she called you god? SignatureEd Camin http://www.ed-camin.com http://www.mountairykiwanis.org >>>People, let me lay this to rest. There is a God. I am it. I can prove >>>it. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >>> > If she doesn't lie, what was she doing when she called you god? I don't care how you ask. I am not drawing any pictures. >>>>People, let me lay this to rest. There is a God. I am it. I can prove >>>>it. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > I don't care how you ask. I am not drawing any pictures. Funny! Don't respond to this sicko. The more negative reaction he generates the better he feels. He needs the negative reaction to prove his devotion. Pitty the fool. He has to do something when he is not wearing his thigh spike. >Don't respond to this sicko. The more negative reaction he generates the >better he feels. He needs the negative reaction to prove his devotion. > >Pitty the fool. He has to do something when he is not wearing his thigh >spike. Didn't you just make him feel better with your post? >>Don't respond to this sicko. The more negative reaction he generates the >>better he feels. He needs the negative reaction to prove his devotion. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Didn't you just make him feel better with your post? You are right. But the thought of someone taking my advice and not responding to him causes much greater trepidation. > Don't respond to this sicko. The more negative reaction he generates the > better he feels. He needs the negative reaction to prove his devotion. I have no idea who Ronald Gross is, but if he says something interesting about "One Life to Live," I will probably respond to him. Sorry. --S. I remember when this group stayed on topic and on sheep. What happened? >I remember when this group stayed on topic and on sheep. What happened? I suggest you look at the newsgroups line in your post. > OK, time for you to get something straight. Listen carefully now, here it > comes: [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] >>http://www.gotquestions.org/sinners-prayer.html << I saw this site on a >>search directory. Great Resource! "THERE IS NO JAKE" GOD SignaturePC Paul 89 PC800 77 R100RS Trip pics at: http://photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart "To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society" - Theodore Roosevelt >> OK, time for you to get something straight. Listen carefully now, here it >> comes: [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > "THERE IS NO JAKE" > GOD Ahh, but have you heard of the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all not wondering if there is DOG. >>>OK, time for you to get something straight. Listen carefully now, here it >>>comes: [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > > He stayed up all not wondering if there is DOG. That's one of my favorites! My pastor likes it as well. SignaturePC Paul 89 PC800 77 R100RS Trip pics at: http://photos.yahoo.com/paul1cart "To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society" - Theodore Roosevelt |
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