hey, my lesbian girlfriend really likes cars.  the problem is that she
is giving this piece of crap (IMHO) car in the alley more attention
than me.  i am jealous.  further, it is my fault.  i buy and sell cars
from auctions for extra money.  artist.  this blows.  i haven't gotten
any sex in weeks.  she says she needs the wiring diagrams.  is there a
snowball's chance in hell of finding them online or am i wasting my
time i should be spending grouting my mosaics?