> I just had my BMW shipped cross country to me and the car is having
> major engine problems. When I went to move it after sitting idle for
> about 1 week, I turned the key and the instrument panel lit up like a
> Christmas tree!
There is a bulb test at switch on where *all* the warning lights should
come on, then go out. If the car isn't started the oil pressure and
alternator warning lights will say on, of course. This is documented in
the driver's handbook.
> No rev or anything from the engine. On a hunch, I jumped started the car
> and it started up fine right away.
Sounds like the battery was low with the engine not being run. About two
weeks is the limit.
> But after running for about 5 minutes the engine started idling
> funny... shaking a lot and making a cyclic low revving sound. When I
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> pressing the gas hard makes it lose power and almost stall. So I put it
> in 1st gear and basically limped around to the front of the house.
First thing to do is get the codes read. You can buy a reader from the
likes of Peake Research, or have it done at a dealer or independant.
> I went back to the driveway and I saw two areas of fluid stains where
> the BMW was parked. One appears right under the center of the hood
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> transport over the past month, but it drove fine around the block on the
> first couple of days.
The most common leak is from the power steering reservoir. This is on the
top of the engine on the right looking from the front. Check the two
rubber pipes attached to it for signs of oil leak and follow them to their
destination and do the same. The hoses have poor crimped connections. It's
possible to remove the crimps and replace with worm drive clips.
There can also be leaks from the camshaft covers, etc. You'll need to
remove the plastic cover on the engine to examine for these.
The leak from under the middle of the car may just have been the air con
discharging water which is normal.
You might find the group in my sig of some use - many talented E39 people
on there. ;-)

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