Maybe He Shoulda Got a Car Alarm?

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Scott en Aztlán - 06 Jul 2007 02:40 GMT

So this poor douchebag had his car broken into and his stereo was
stolen. So he gets a new car stereo and installs it, and he puts a
webcam in his bedroom window to "watch" the car. Sure enough, his car
is broken into again, only this time the thief gets his wallet
(Hel-LO!! MCFLY!!! WHAT SORT OF A DUMBSHIT LEAVES HIS *WALLET* IN HIS
CAR?! OVERNIGHT, NO LESS?!!?!?!?!?!?!) and a jar of change from the
trunk. The entire theft was caught on the webcam, but this moron aimed
the camera through his window screen, reducing the amount of usable
detail in the picture. In addition, the window is up on the second
floor, so there are no clear images of the burglar's face nor of the
license plate of his car. In fact, there is some question as to
exactly what make and model of car it is; if you can help I'm sure
Douchebag will appreciate it. :)

Anyway, this site has just got to be seen to be believed!

http://ijustwantmystuffback.com/

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MLOM - 06 Jul 2007 04:03 GMT

On Jul 5, 8:40 pm, Scott en Aztl?n <scottenazt...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> So this poor douchebag had his car broken into and his stereo was
> stolen. So he gets a new car stereo and installs it, and he puts a
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Hopefully FUBAR-brain had left his driver's license in the lost
wallet. Someone like that shouldn't maintain a license anyway.

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Eeyore - 06 Jul 2007 14:39 GMT

> So this poor douchebag had his car broken into and his stereo was
> stolen. So he gets a new car stereo and installs it, and he puts a
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> CAR?! OVERNIGHT, NO LESS?!!?!?!?!?!?!) and a jar of change from the
> trunk.

I expect his brain doesn't work.

He's probably some 'important' manager type person.

Graham

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John B. - 06 Jul 2007 15:53 GMT

Had to laugh at the "Donate to PayPal" button at the bottom of his sob story
page - ha!

Sounds like a scam to me.

John B.

> So this poor douchebag had his car broken into and his stereo was
> stolen. So he gets a new car stereo and installs it, and he puts a
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> http://ijustwantmystuffback.com/

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Fred G. Mackey - 07 Jul 2007 16:18 GMT

You should be specific, Scott. I suspect you mean a car alarm which
pages him rather than one which makes a lot of noise.

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Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein) - 07 Jul 2007 18:37 GMT

>> http://ijustwantmystuffback.com/
>
>You should be specific, Scott. I suspect you mean a car alarm which
>pages him rather than one which makes a lot of noise.

I *MUCH* prefer to take the cheaper car alarms and "modify" them for
personal use. For example, you can take an el-cheapo car alarm and
connect the speaker output to a blasting cap attached to some
specially prepared, er, material.

But you can't get too cheap; with this type of set up you definitely
want some distance between your vehicle and yourself when you arm the
alarm. You definitely want the remote with this mod.

I'm no criminal coddler. :-D

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Rockinghorse Winner - 11 Jul 2007 08:30 GMT

>>> http://ijustwantmystuffback.com/
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> I'm no criminal coddler. :-D

Ooh, you devil, you. Bad, bad, bad! Tch, tch!

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Scott en Aztlán - 08 Jul 2007 01:31 GMT

"Fred G. Mackey" <do@not.spam> said in rec.autos.driving:

>> http://ijustwantmystuffback.com/
>
>You should be specific, Scott. I suspect you mean a car alarm which
>pages him rather than one which makes a lot of noise.

Of course the latter is preferable, especially in a densely-packed
apartment complex where false audible alarms would wake up a whole
shitload of people. However, from the looks of that car, a decent
alarm with a pager would have cost more than the car is worth.

Then again, the stereo probably did, too. :)

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MLOM - 08 Jul 2007 03:39 GMT

On Jul 7, 7:31 pm, Scott en Aztl?n <scottenazt...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> "Fred G. Mackey" <d...@not.spam> said in rec.autos.driving:
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Since the guy with the sob-story site bitched about losing his wallet
in the car break-in, the wallet may also have cost more than the
car. :)

Have a troll for lunch (no, not as a date!)

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