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The Man Behind The Curtain - 27 Nov 2007 07:06 GMT

Driving into the Bay Bridge toll lane the other day, a car cuts across
two lanes suddenly and I slam my brakes. All because my lane is two
cars shorter than his. As he gets in front of me, I note his license
plate: "I [Heart] Jesus." His right signal is still blinking and
continues to blink as he goes through the toll plaza (taking a rather
long time; he was talking and talking to the toll-taker. What *do*
people talk about so long to the toll taker?) and continues onward, all
across the bridge with his right light going blinkie-blinkie-blinkie.
Finally he exits, with his right blinker still blinking. Of course, he
exited left...

John

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Michael R. Kesti - 27 Nov 2007 15:11 GMT

It seems to me that you experienced a typical day of driving in the
bay area.

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Paul D. DeRocco - 28 Nov 2007 02:35 GMT

> "The Man Behind The Curtain" <noway@earthlink.net> wrote
> Driving into the Bay Bridge toll lane the other day, a car cuts across two
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> talking and talking to the toll-taker. What *do* people talk about so
> long to the toll taker?)

A Jehovah's Witness?

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The Man Behind The Curtain - 28 Nov 2007 18:29 GMT

>> "The Man Behind The Curtain" <noway@earthlink.net> wrote
>> Driving into the Bay Bridge toll lane the other day, a car cuts across two
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>
> A Jehovah's Witness?

Whoever he is, if he keeps driving like that he's going to meet his good
friend sooner rather than later.

John

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The Real Bev - 29 Nov 2007 05:16 GMT

>>> "The Man Behind The Curtain" <noway@earthlink.net> wrote
>>> Driving into the Bay Bridge toll lane the other day, a car cuts across two
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> Whoever he is, if he keeps driving like that he's going to meet his good
> friend sooner rather than later.

Perhaps some kind soul with a cement truck will help him out.

A rule: Never honk at people like that. Rather than getting them to move
along it will make them stop, look in their rear-view mirrors, think about
it for a while, get out of the car and look for the person who honked for
assistance...

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