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Car Forum / Driving, Maintenance, Tuning / Driving / March 2008Sleeping Beauty
So I'm on the shuttle bus this morning, going from the train station to my office. The bus is in the single left turn pocket; the light is red. Next to us in the leftmost through lane is a silver SUV being Lady Driven. The light turns green (we have no arrow yet). Cars in the #2 and #3 lanes start to go. Sleeping Beauty in the SUV doesn't budge. 5 seconds go by. Someone behind her honks. Sleeping Beauty is apparently still munching on her poisoned apple for she does not stir. Another 10 seconds or so go by. Our bus driver opens the door to the bus and tries to get her attention. Finally Prince Charming in the car behind hers LEANS on his horn; Sleeping Beauty awakes, drives through the intersection, and everybody else makes it through the green light and lives happily ever after. The End.  SignaturePlease don't give financial rewards to trolls - DO NOT CLICK on any URLs containing "calrog.com" > So I'm on the shuttle bus this morning, going from the train station > to my office. The bus is in the single left turn pocket; the light is [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > Please don't give financial rewards to trolls - > DO NOT CLICK on any URLs containing "calrog.com" Scott, Scott, Scott...that was no Sleeping Beauty. You just witnessed a Wicked Witch of the West in action. :) Also...too much realism...no way in h*** that's a fairy tale. >Scott, Scott, Scott...that was no Sleeping Beauty. You just witnessed >a Wicked Witch of the West in action. :) > >Also...too much realism...no way in h*** that's a fairy tale. I'm just a little disappointed that no one caught the mistake I put in there. The poisoned apple comes from Snow White; Sleeping Beauty pricked her finger on a poisoned spinning wheel. I guess there are no Disney fans in this newsgroup. :) SignaturePlease don't give financial rewards to trolls - DO NOT CLICK on any URLs containing "calrog.com" > <grvan@netzero.net> wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > I guess there are no Disney fans in this newsgroup. :) You had reason to believe otherwise? SignatureCheers, Bev ======================================================= ...so few snipers, so many politicians... >> <grvan@netzero.net> wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > >You had reason to believe otherwise? I figured anyone with kids and who remembers those films from their own childhood might buy the DVDs for their kids. After that, it gets played over and over and over again until all adults in the house have every line of dialog completely memorized. I bet there are people here who can recite every line from the Sponge Bob movie by heart. :) SignaturePlease don't give financial rewards to trolls - DO NOT CLICK on any URLs containing "calrog.com" > I bet there are people here who can recite every line from the Sponge > Bob movie by heart. :) At least Spongebob (one word, not two) is funny. SignatureCheers, Bev ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." -- P.J. O'Rourke >> I bet there are people here who can recite every line from the Sponge >> Bob movie by heart. :) > >At least Spongebob (one word, not two) is funny. I'm proudly unable to spell Myley Sighrus' name also. Signature"Dave's not here, man!" - Tommy Chong |
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