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As If Moving Weren't Stressful Enough
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Scott en Aztlán - 21 Aug 2006 16:00 GMT Imagine it's moving day. You've loaded up your U-Haul with all your worldly possessions, and you're rushing to get onto the 405 freeway to get to your new place before the morning rush really kicks in. Just as you hit the on-ramp, however, disaster strikes. Maybe someone "rude jerk" didn't let you in, or maybe you just didn't have enough coffee this morning; but whatever the cause, you ended up flipping your U-Haul onto its side, causing a SigAlert, and getting repeated national coverage of your stupidity thanks to all the traffic helicopters that are constantly flying around the LA basin.
Hopefully your big screen TV is still OK...
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Brent P - 21 Aug 2006 16:59 GMT > you hit the on-ramp, however, disaster strikes. Maybe someone "rude > jerk" didn't let you in, or maybe you just didn't have enough coffee > this morning; but whatever the cause, you ended up flipping your > U-Haul onto its side, Give it's a Uhaul vehicle, catastrophic mechanical failure is a very likely cause.
Scott en Aztlán - 21 Aug 2006 21:11 GMT tetraethylleadREMOVETHIS@yahoo.com (Brent P) said in rec.autos.driving:
>> you hit the on-ramp, however, disaster strikes. Maybe someone "rude >> jerk" didn't let you in, or maybe you just didn't have enough coffee [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >Give it's a Uhaul vehicle, catastrophic mechanical failure is a very >likely cause. Maybe it was the Firestone tires? :)
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necromancer - 21 Aug 2006 17:23 GMT Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Scott en Aztlán said in rec.autos.driving:
> Imagine it's moving day. You've loaded up your U-Haul with all your > worldly possessions, and you're rushing to get onto the 405 freeway to [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > national coverage of your stupidity thanks to all the traffic > helicopters that are constantly flying around the LA basin. Is the stupidity from a driving error or the fact that they rented from Screw-Haul and the Screw-Haul truck fell apart on them? ;-)
> Hopefully your big screen TV is still OK...
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Nate Nagel - 22 Aug 2006 01:24 GMT > Imagine it's moving day. You've loaded up your U-Haul with all your > worldly possessions, and you're rushing to get onto the 405 freeway to [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Hopefully your big screen TV is still OK... This almost happened to me some years ago, through no fault of my own... I was driving a large Ryder truck (a big peeve in and of itself, and the reasons for my driving a Ryder in particular are too tedious to go into here) loaded down with all my worldly posessions, all my then-girlfriend's worldly posessions (including a large and heavy upright piano) and a trailer in tow carrying my trusty Wabbit GTI. The then-GF was ahead of me in her old Valiant, and I was following her to our destination. After crossing several states without incident, we arrived in lovely Fairfax, VA and we were literally almost rock-throwing distance from our destination. It was early rush hour, and I was in the rightmost lane of I-66 heading west... which is actually the shoulder; there's some weirdness there where I guess they didn't have enough right of way to actually add another travel lane, so they allow you to drive on the shoulder during certain hours. At odd intervals there are turnouts so that a disabled vehicle can be pushed off of the shoulder before rush hour starts. Well, some mouth breathing moron in a blue 80's Chevy pickup truck (I got a very close look at it) was sitting in one of those turnouts, and decided that he wanted back into traffic. Without looking. I saw him starting to move when I was about two car lengths away from him (at appx. 60 MPH) and laid on the horn. My foot was on its way to the brake pedal but hadn't even reached it yet when I passed him; he realized the error of his ways and stopped short literally inches from my truck as I passed him. Visions of jackknifed trailers and all wordly posessions strewn across four lanes of highway etc. were running through my head...
Strangely enough, as I type this, I realize that I'm sitting literally a couple hundred yards away from where this happened. You know, these years later, people still drive just as idiotically...
nate
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Scott en Aztlán - 22 Aug 2006 03:02 GMT Nate Nagel <njnagel@flycast.net> said in rec.autos.driving:
>Well, some mouth breathing moron in a blue >80's Chevy pickup truck (I got a very close look at it) was sitting in [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >trailers and all wordly posessions strewn across four lanes of highway >etc. were running through my head... I had a similar experience many years ago. Mouth-breather was parked on the shoulder in a yellow 1974 AMC Matador and decides he wants to re-enter the traffic stream. Without looking, of course. So asswipe cuts me off, and I swerve to the left to avoid him. A few minutes later, while I'm still recovering, a car passes me on the left and the passenger (an old bat) is wagging her finger at me! It's as if she never saw the a.shole in the Matador, and thought that I was just swerving madly around for no reason!
I tell ya, if I'd had an oar in my car, I would have run her off the road and paddled the sanctimonious sh.t out of her. As if was, I was so caught off guard by this old bag that I couldn't even manage to flip her off before she was past me and I was out of her sight.
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morticide - 22 Aug 2006 14:10 GMT > Nate Nagel <njnagel@flycast.net> said in rec.autos.driving: > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > -- > I'm a wreckless driver and damn proud of it! Caution...it's not wise to take an oar to a potiential gun fight....
Scott en Aztlán - 22 Aug 2006 15:13 GMT "morticide" <grvan@netzero.net> said in rec.autos.driving:
>Caution...it's not wise to take an oar to a potiential gun fight.... I've got a knife as backup. :)
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morticide - 22 Aug 2006 15:25 GMT > "morticide" <grvan@netzero.net> said in rec.autos.driving: > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > -- > I'm a wreckless driver and damn proud of it! "That's not a knife; THIS is a knife." Crocodile Dundee
Vee-One - 22 Aug 2006 18:33 GMT >"morticide" <grvan@netzero.net> wrote in message > >news:1156256720.623109.53320@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com...
>> "morticide" <grvan@netzero.net> said in rec.autos.driving: >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >"That's not a knife; THIS is a knife." Crocodile Dundee "Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight." Jim Malone (Sean Connery) - The Untouchables
Justice Gustine - 24 Aug 2006 05:07 GMT >"morticide" <grvan@netzero.net> said in rec.autos.driving: > >>Caution...it's not wise to take an oar to a potiential gun fight.... > >I've got a knife as backup. :) Harvey Logan: Rules? In a knife fight? No rules. [Butch immediately kicks Harvey in the groin]
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Ad absurdum per aspera - 23 Aug 2006 19:42 GMT Several years ago, during a rebuilding of the interchange of I-680 and California 24 (a complicated T-shaped confluence of two major freeways plus some surface-street on- and off-ramps in the eastern burbs of the Bay Area) someone in a Honda sedan pulled out of a turnout and into traffic. I don't recall whether it was an official turnout or just a little pocket where the driver could try and figure out the rather chaotic temporary alignment or what. I do seem to recall from the news, which was how I learned about this, that it was on the left side.
For reasons that will never be known, this person pulled out immediately in front of a big rig moving at the speed limit for the area. The truck driver had essentially no time to react. The car was so completely obliterated by the force of the collision and the subsequent fire that, if memory further serves, a piece of paper within in an article of clothing found snagged on the *truck* was the first clue police had about the identities of the victims (turned out to be a driver and two passengers).
My recollection of the story is that the truck driver was not cited, having in fact done nothing wrong, and was physically unhurt, but as one can well imagine, was just absolutely torn up about it for a while.
Some years ago I witnessed something that could've been nearly as bad. On I-40 just east of Barstow, perhaps a mile ahead of me, a van that had been on the right shoulder suddenly went into motion and darted perpendicularly across the driving lanes to pull an illegal U'ey across the median strip. At least one of the cars ahead of me was so close to the van that the car driver didn't even have time to brake.
Fortunately, the one thing the van driver did right was to accelerate hard, and he got across in the nick of time. Had things gone the tiniest bit worse -- starting a split second later, hitting the gas just a bit less, bogging down when accelerating , the oncoming cars moving faster -- his illegal U-turn would have gotten him T-boned by at least one car, maybe two, that were moving at 75+ mph. That scenario has a dismaying chance of being a nonsurvivable meatball for both the violator and the people who were going along minding their own business when he showed up.
Of course, had he watched and waited for a gap in traffic -- or, heaven forfend, looped around at the next interchange, which AFAIK is the only legal way to do this on most freeways -- it would hardly even have been noticed by others. But it might have cost him minutes or even a noticeable fraction of a gallon of gas!
--Joe
bucket - 24 Aug 2006 16:05 GMT "Scott en Aztlán" <scottenaztlan@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> I tell ya, if I'd had an oar in my car, I would have run her off the > road and paddled the sanctimonious sh.t out of her. As if was, I was > so caught off guard by this old bag that I couldn't even manage to > flip her off before she was past me and I was out of her sight. No replies disagreeing, so presume its not a joke?
Is it really acceptable to talk about beating up old women in Amerikee?
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Scott en Aztlán - 25 Aug 2006 03:29 GMT "bucket" <nospam@nospam.co.uk> said in rec.autos.driving:
>Is it really acceptable to talk about beating up old women in Amerikee? It is when they are clueless and obnoxious old battleaxes. It would be wrong to actually *do* it, but there's nothing wrong with talking about it.
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The Man Behind The Curtain - 29 Aug 2006 17:32 GMT > Imagine it's moving day. You've loaded up your U-Haul with all your > worldly possessions, and you're rushing to get onto the 405 freeway to [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Hopefully your big screen TV is still OK... More important, are YOU okay?
John
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Scott en Aztlán - 30 Aug 2006 04:23 GMT The Man Behind The Curtain <noway@earthlink.net> said in rec.autos.driving:
>> Imagine it's moving day. You've loaded up your U-Haul with all your >> worldly possessions, and you're rushing to get onto the 405 freeway to [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >More important, are YOU okay? Actually, I hope he hit his head and knocked a bit of sense into himself...
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