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GPSTroll Trucking School Final Exam

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Scott in SoCal - 24 Jul 2009 05:23 GMT
Here's a star pupil taking the final road test in order to get his
diploma:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2YksHRlQ9s
Ad absurdum per aspera - 24 Jul 2009 15:43 GMT
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2YksHRlQ9s

Good thing the trailer was empty.  Put  thirty-forty tons of steel on
the truck, mix with a highballin' passenger train, and you've got the
recipe for the Bourbonnais disaster.

To borrow one of the better lines from a pretty good novel:  Don't try
to race a train across the tracks; you might only come out tied.

--Joe
Ice Cream too? - 24 Jul 2009 17:45 GMT
> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2YksHRlQ9s
>
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> To borrow one of the better lines from a pretty good novel:  Don't try
> to race a train across the tracks; you might only come out tied.

yeah, 'Joe' and you evah heard the saying "If you play pussy, boi, you
will get f.cked pussyboi"?

you nazi/commie/fascist neocon, 'flies in the ointment' trolls are so
fucken easy!

> --Joe

getting out in front of a speeding train is the easiest and most sure
way to die! other than f.cking around with the federal government
(FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA, Homeland Security, Dept of Justice, Social
Security, et. al, ad nauseum)
as David Koresh and the rest of the noble Branch Davidians, Dylan
Klebold/Eric Harris, Randy Weaver, HERO Timmy McVeigh, and those
brave, intelligent, witty 'evil Arab hijackers' GWBush trained to make
9/11/01 happen found out!

DIE BARNEY, DIE DIE DIE!
necromancer - ECHM - 24 Jul 2009 20:26 GMT
>Here's a star pupil taking the final road test in order to get his
>diploma:
>
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2YksHRlQ9s

Hopefully, all he got was his diploma. If he got his CDL also, we are
all in trouble.

BTW, don't you just love how the train shook him off like a mosquito
and kept going? :)

--
"This item demonstrates how stupid the average American is. Every
ninety minutes someone in this country is hit by a train. A train,
okay? Trains are on tracks; they can't come and get you. They
can't surprise you when you step off a curb. You have to go to them.
Got that?"
                         --George Carlin
MLOM - 25 Jul 2009 00:02 GMT
On Jul 24, 2:26 pm, necromancer - ECHM
<a_septic_yank@worldofnecromancer_no_spam_no_way.org> wrote:
> On Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:23:33 -0700, Scott in SoCal
>
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>  Got that?"
>                           --George Carlin

Train engineer gets an A; trucker gets an F.   Sounds like time for
some remedial TRAINing.
necromancer - ECHM - 25 Jul 2009 01:03 GMT
>On Jul 24, 2:26 pm, necromancer - ECHM
><a_septic_yank@worldofnecromancer_no_spam_no_way.org> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
>Train engineer gets an A; trucker gets an F.   Sounds like time for
>some remedial TRAINing.

I hear that the trucker's train of thought was disrupted...

--
"If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Buc's,"
And the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jag's,"
Then what does that make the Tennessee Titans?"
                                --George Carlin
MLOM - 25 Jul 2009 02:37 GMT
On Jul 24, 7:03 pm, necromancer - ECHM
<a_septic_yank@worldofnecromancer_no_spam_no_way.org> wrote:

> >On Jul 24, 2:26 pm, necromancer - ECHM
> ><a_septic_yank@worldofnecromancer_no_spam_no_way.org> wrote:
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>
> - Show quoted text -

Something got the trucker off track, anyway.
necromancer - ECHM - 25 Jul 2009 17:27 GMT
>On Jul 24, 7:03 pm, necromancer - ECHM
><a_septic_yank@worldofnecromancer_no_spam_no_way.org> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 37 lines]
>
>Something got the trucker off track, anyway.

He probablly had a one track mind and was playing with the satnav (or
who knows what else)  at the time of the accident.

--
"I... Can't drive...  FIFTY-FIVE!!"
                  --Sammy Hagar
Scott in SoCal - 25 Jul 2009 06:38 GMT
>>Here's a star pupil taking the final road test in order to get his
>>diploma:
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>Hopefully, all he got was his diploma. If he got his CDL also, we are
>all in trouble.

As I said, this was his FINAL exam (the Trucker reportedly died in the
collision).

>BTW, don't you just love how the train shook him off like a mosquito
>and kept going? :)

TRAIN > TRUCK
Brent - 31 Jul 2009 03:14 GMT
> Here's a star pupil taking the final road test in order to get his
> diploma:
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2YksHRlQ9s

worse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2npd_c2_-Q

and my recent sighting of a GPSTROLL trucking school grad:

http://blip.tv/file/2417115
 
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