September 26, 2004

San Francisco, CA

A road raged driver killed another man on Saturday by assaulting the
victim with his penis.  According to one witness, the man side swiped
the other car after yelling and making obsene gestures at the victim.
After the accident occurred, the killer jumped out of his car, pulled
out his penis, and beat the victim to death with it.  The killer was
said to have a penis at least three feet long, and about as thick as a
baseball bat.  He continued to hit the victim in the face and head
with his penis until the victim fell to the road.  The man died from
an internal brain hemmorage.  Police are looking for the killer.