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The fastest and slowest animals on the planet

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Fun Facts - 06 Mar 2005 01:17 GMT
Slowest animal on the planet:  A black man crossing the street in front of
a white driver.

Fastest animal on the planet:  Two fat women scrambling for the last
doughnut at a NAAFA meeting.
Lady Veteran - 06 Mar 2005 15:23 GMT
>Slowest animal on the planet:  A black man crossing the street in
>front of a white driver.
>
>Fastest animal on the planet:  Two fat women scrambling for the last
>doughnut at a NAAFA meeting.

Dirtiest animal on the planet. An idiot drooling and rolling around
in his own dung.

That is you, fuckwit.

LV

- ------------------------------------------------------
I rode a tank and held a General's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

- - - - Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
- ----------------------------------------
Today's mighty oak is yesterdays nut that held its ground.

- - -unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Yes, I have let myself go...Now I'm Free!!!

- - - unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Brett - 06 Mar 2005 16:13 GMT
> Dirtiest animal on the planet. An idiot drooling and rolling around
> in his own dung.
>
> That is you, fuckwit.
>
> LV

Hey, baby.  I really love old, fat, ugly women with bad teeth who troll
Usenet for a living.  Will you post a JPG of yourself naked, so I can
close my eyes and think of you the next time I screw one of the young,
shapely, cute girls from work?  Thanks in advance, hon.
Lady Veteran - 06 Mar 2005 17:47 GMT
>> Dirtiest animal on the planet. An idiot drooling and rolling
>> around in his own dung.
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>of the young,  shapely, cute girls from work?  Thanks in advance,
>hon.

and I could use your picture to chase away the fleas in the yard so
they won't bother the dogs. What makes you so sure of what I look
when you nothing about me except what is on Usenet? Get yourself a
new brain hon, because the one you have aint working.

Did you really inherit your mother's VD? You act like it.

LV

- ------------------------------------------------------
I rode a tank and held a General's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

- - - - Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
- ----------------------------------------
Today's mighty oak is yesterdays nut that held its ground.

- - -unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Yes, I have let myself go...Now I'm Free!!!

- - - unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Brett - 06 Mar 2005 17:59 GMT
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> What makes you so sure of what I look
> when you nothing about me except what is on Usenet?

Hey, prove me wrong.

> Did you really inherit your mother's VD? You act like it.

How do you know what VD babies act like?  Did you squeeze one out
yourself?
Lady Veteran - 06 Mar 2005 20:58 GMT
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>How do you know what VD babies act like?  Did you squeeze one out
>yourself?

Unlike you, shithead, I READ. A picture of such a thing can be had on
the Internet for no charge.

GODDAM you are DUMB!!!

LV

- ------------------------------------------------------
I rode a tank and held a General's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

- - - - Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
- ----------------------------------------
Today's mighty oak is yesterdays nut that held its ground.

- - -unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Yes, I have let myself go...Now I'm Free!!!

- - - unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Enigma - 06 Mar 2005 18:03 GMT
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>they won't bother the dogs. What makes you so sure of what I look
>when you nothing about me except what is on Usenet?

These pictures aren't on Usenet.  Correct?

http://profiles.yahoo.com/lady_veteran

http://fatreality.netfirms.com/blobbi.htm
Zach - 06 Mar 2005 18:45 GMT
Enigma whined:

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>http://profiles.yahoo.com/lady_veteran

Is she the one on the right or the left?
Lady Veteran - 06 Mar 2005 21:01 GMT
>Enigma whined:
>
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>
>Is she the one on the right or the left?

You are the result of diving into the gene pool, aren't you?

LV

- ------------------------------------------------------
I rode a tank and held a General's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

- - - - Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
- ----------------------------------------
Today's mighty oak is yesterdays nut that held its ground.

- - -unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Yes, I have let myself go...Now I'm Free!!!

- - - unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Zach - 06 Mar 2005 21:23 GMT
Lady Veteran whined:

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>You are the result of diving into the gene pool, aren't you?

I love rat dogs.  Very tasty if you nuke em on high for 10 minutes and
then toss em in the crock pot with a little garlic and Corona.
Lady Veteran - 07 Mar 2005 02:28 GMT
>Lady Veteran whined:
>
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>I love rat dogs.  Very tasty if you nuke em on high for 10 minutes
>and then toss em in the crock pot with a little garlic and Corona.

Of course you would day that. I am not surprised that is coming from a
reprobate like you.

LV

- ------------------------------------------------------
I rode a tank and held a General's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

- - - - Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
- ----------------------------------------
Today's mighty oak is yesterdays nut that held its ground.

- - -unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Yes, I have let myself go...Now I'm Free!!!

- - - unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Lady Veteran - 06 Mar 2005 21:00 GMT
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>http://fatreality.netfirms.com/blobbi.htm

The first I put there and the second is done by Jade, AKA Syphilis.

This thing supposedly has an English degree in higher education. You
can't prove it by her behavior.

Kiss my a.s.

- ------------------------------------------------------
I rode a tank and held a General's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

- - - - Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
- ----------------------------------------
Today's mighty oak is yesterdays nut that held its ground.

- - -unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Yes, I have let myself go...Now I'm Free!!!

- - - unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Spam Hater - 06 Mar 2005 23:41 GMT
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I do not recall giving you permission
to post to this newsgroup.
Lady Veteran - 07 Mar 2005 02:29 GMT
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>I do not recall giving you permission
>to post to this newsgroup.

You didn't as for mine to post in my newsgroup so you get your own
medicine in your face.

Deal with it.

LV

- ------------------------------------------------------
I rode a tank and held a General's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

- - - - Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
- ----------------------------------------
Today's mighty oak is yesterdays nut that held its ground.

- - -unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Yes, I have let myself go...Now I'm Free!!!

- - - unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Brett - 07 Mar 2005 02:41 GMT
> You didn't as for mine to post in my newsgroup so you get your own
> medicine in your face.
>
> Deal with it.

I get a boner when ugly girls like you act all tough.  Throw in some
cursing next time, to make it extra special, okay, sweety?  Thanks.
Lady Veteran - 07 Mar 2005 14:11 GMT
>> You didn't as for mine to post in my newsgroup so you get your own
>> medicine in your face.
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>I get a boner when ugly girls like you act all tough.  Throw in some
> cursing next time, to make it extra special, okay, sweety?  Thanks.

goodnight Irene.

Plonk.

LV

- ------------------------------------------------------
I rode a tank and held a General's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

- - - - Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
- ----------------------------------------
Today's mighty oak is yesterdays nut that held its ground.

- - -unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Yes, I have let myself go...Now I'm Free!!!

- - - unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Kenny - 07 Mar 2005 03:35 GMT
>You didn't as for mine to post in my newsgroup

None of your newsgroups were included in this post.

alt.blobbi.veteran-c.nt
alt.fan.boar-semen.blobbi-sanchez
alt.fan.boar-semen.blobbi-sanchez.aka
alt.fan.boar-semen.blobbi-sanchez.aka.aka.lady-veteran
Lady Veteran - 07 Mar 2005 14:17 GMT
>>You didn't as for mine to post in my newsgroup
>
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>alt.fan.boar-semen.blobbi-sanchez.aka
>alt.fan.boar-semen.blobbi-sanchez.aka.aka.lady-veteran

Simply because the idiot who created it has a piggy fetish and can't
spell, you automatically assume it is for and about me? Doesn't say
much about you, fuckwit.

You should be put to sleep.

LV

- ------------------------------------------------------
I rode a tank and held a General's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

- - - - Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil
- ----------------------------------------
Today's mighty oak is yesterdays nut that held its ground.

- - -unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Yes, I have let myself go...Now I'm Free!!!

- - - unknown
- ----------------------------------------
Read Headers - 07 Mar 2005 16:20 GMT
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>LV

This productive and on-topic insult thread was brought to you by Bobbi
Sanchez, SSFA's official troll and spokesbitch for Stupid People of
America.

Jade
Read Headers - 07 Mar 2005 16:18 GMT
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>The first I put there and the second is done by Jade, AKA Syphilis.

Still too stupid to figure out Sparks and I are not the same person,
Bobbi?

"READ THE HEADERS!!!" - Bobbi Sanchez during most of 2003

LOL!

>This thing supposedly has an English degree in higher education. You
>can't prove it by her behavior.

It bothers you that I have a degree, obviously. Maybe if you had one
you wouldn't have to spend your days unemployed and bitching about me
on usenet.

>Kiss my a.s.

Also still desperate to be loved, I see. Has begging worked for you
yet?

Jade

Can we ever expect an apology for your racist comments about the value
of black and white men?
The Voice of Reason - 06 Mar 2005 21:02 GMT
> Fastest animal on the planet:  Two fat women scrambling for the last
> doughnut at a NAAFA meeting.

Yeah, like a NAAFA meeting would have an exhaustible supply of doughnuts..
 
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