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Car Forum / Driving, Maintenance, Tuning / Driving / April 2005Why the bitch was so slow
I was on a congested, twisty road stuck behind a minivan doing speed limit (45) - 10. The dumbass was braking all the time. Finally I was able to pass it, and at the wheel there was an obese redneck bitch holding one of those small yappy dogs with one arm and "driving" with the other. And I hate small yappy muts, minivans, slowpokes, and obese bitches. What is the probability of encountering all of the above at the same time?! > I was on a congested, twisty road stuck behind a minivan doing > speed limit (45) - 10. The dumbass was braking all the time. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > bitches. What is the probability of encountering all of the above at the > same time?! Slightly higher than the odds of seeing the delightful sight of her bumping into something hard enough to pop the airbag and crush the little sh.tter against her too-ample bosom. -- C.R. Krieger (Been there; only wish I'd seen that) > I was on a congested, twisty road stuck behind a minivan doing > speed limit (45) - 10. The dumbass was braking all the time. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > bitches. What is the probability of encountering all of the above at the > same time?! 1. HTH. HAND.  SignatureCheers, Bev ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Non illegitimi carborundum. |
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