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ATTENTION MEN !!!!

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the.lord.is.my.savior@dotdotdot.com - 09 May 2005 17:50 GMT
ATTENTION MEN !!!!

The male penis is an evil organ.  As soon as a boy reaches puberty,
his penis becomes the devils organ.  Satan created the penis to entice
men into perversion, and win these men over to the eternal fires of
hell.  No man who dies with his penis attached to his body will ever
enter the kingdom of heaven.  If you want to meet the Lord after you
die, you must remove this evil satanic organ from your body before you
die.  The penis is like a sword, and it cuts, and harms everything it
touches.  An ejaculating penis is like a gun shooting bullets that
kill.  Whoever receives the semen from an ejaculating penis is killed
spiritually, and their soul becomes the property of Satan.  The Lord
will not offer eternal life to any male or female who touches semen
from the serpent penis.    

If you are a man, and you want to spend eternity in the Lords heaven,
you MUST sacrifice, and remove that evil organ from your body
immediately.  The surgery is painless, given proper anestetic prior to
the removal, and you will never regret the surgery, knowing you are
now pure of heart body, and mind, and suited to enter the kingdom of
heaven.  Do not wait, you could die today. and would spend all of
eternity in hell.

Remove your evil penis immediatelly, to remove satan from your
life....

Do you love God?  If you answered YES, then please read this, and
do what it says.  God views sex as one of the foremost evils known to
the human race.  But abstinance is not enough.  If you truely want to
enter the kingdom of heaven and sit next to God's throne, you MUST
remove your sexual organs in order to become pure, in the eyes of God.
Doing this proves to God that you are truely one of his flock, and
proves that you truely love him. God intentionally created humans with
these evil organs, wanting mankind to remove them, to prove their love
of him.

Do you want to spend eternity with God?  Now is the time to prove to
the Lord that you truely love him.  If you are male, you must have
your evil penis surgically removed.  If you are female, you must have
your evil vagina permanently stitched closed.  These surgical
procedures can be painful, but consider the rewards.  You will spend
eternity with the Lord.  Isn't a few days of pain worth an eternity
with God?  Consider the pain as your penance for all the sins of
mankind, and remember that pain and suffering is what earns you a
secure place in heaven.

You must have this surgery done before your death, so do not delay, or
you may spend eternity in the fires of hell.  Everyone who dies with
these evil organs intact, is condemned to an eternity in hell.  Make
TODAY the day you CHOOSE GOD!!!

Remove your evil penis immediatelly, to remove satan from your
life, and make you worthy to enter the kingdom of heaven.

The Lord is my Savior
Xeton2001IsAMoron.20.dwpj65@spamgourmet.com - 10 May 2005 01:33 GMT
the.lord.is.my.sav...@dotdotdot.com wrote:
> ATTENTION MEN !!!!
>
> The male penis is an evil organ.

How about the female penis, oh clueless one?
Furious George - 10 May 2005 02:00 GMT
Xeton2001IsAMoron.20.dwp...@spamgourmet.com wrote:
> the.lord.is.my.sav...@dotdotdot.com wrote:
> > ATTENTION MEN !!!!
> >
> > The male penis is an evil organ.
>
> How about the female penis, oh clueless one?

The female penis is extra evil.  I suggest you cut yours off
immediately.
Xeton2001IsAMoron.20.dwpj65@spamgourmet.com - 10 May 2005 23:58 GMT
> Xeton2001IsAMoron.20.dwp...@spamgourmet.com wrote:
> > the.lord.is.my.sav...@dotdotdot.com wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> The female penis is extra evil.  I suggest you cut yours off
> immediately.

Why? You need a donor for a transplant?
Scott en Aztlán - 10 May 2005 03:25 GMT
>ATTENTION MEN !!!!
>
>The male penis is an evil organ.  As soon as a boy reaches puberty,
>his penis becomes the devils organ.

So Jesus was a eunuch then?

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Phuoc Nghuy - 10 May 2005 11:48 GMT
> So Jesus was a eunuch then?

And his mama was a virgin - sure....

Phuoc
Paul - 10 May 2005 05:05 GMT
On Mon, 09 May 2005 11:50:33 -0500,  , said the following in
rec.autos.driving...

> ATTENTION MEN !!!!

<religious kookdancery snipped>

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