Do trolls need clothes? I thought they were covered by
thick, coarse hair?!

LMAO - what kind of freak are you?

Guessing you are serious, and I doubt it,

May large company drivers, UPS, Schneider, JBH, are issued cotton uniforms
from Wear-Guard or similar, and they are just Dockers in disguise, and
the cotton shirts are like U.S. Navy 'working blues'.

Me, personally, my company did not require a uniform, so I wore jeans
of any brand, and fancy colorful T-shirts from Liquid Blue at about
$18 each. A light wind breaker jacket, but Walls coveralls in winter.
And the boots, Dingo's, because many drop lots were either muddy, deep
with rain water, or full of unplowed snow. While driving, I was generally
barefoot, which I think is not allowed. The barefoot is a life choice
however, and I only wear footwear when required in public places.

Now, as for your stereotypical 'Dumb assed trucker', you better do some
research on that. I am a retired Electronics Technician Navy Chief,
have designed, built, and marketed medical measurement equipment, and
just simply love to drive. I make more money driving as a blue collar
worker, than I ever did at a white collar desk job, and I am still one
of the old school guys who helps motorists in trouble, and reports
unsafe driving habits of other 18 wheelers. Seeing a chuckle brain driving
80,000 pounds only three feet off the back bumper of another motorist
pisses me off as much as it does you. One asswipe trucker leaves a
tarnished image that hurts a hundred good truckers. And I find it very
sad that with the new batch of East Indian, and Russian truckers out there,
good truckers are becoming much more rare. As for most of the indians, and
russians, I would not let them drive my tonka trucks in a sand box, and sure
as hell would never put them out on America's highways. And don't say
it's sour grapes, or I hate immigrants, I have dual citizenship, as my
mother is Icelandic, and my father (now passed) was Tuscaroran native
american.

Best wishes for a serious follow-up.    Bless.