He's more responsible than boyfriend killer laura bush.  And speaking
of laura the lizard, i hope everyone saw that interview she gave the
other day about New Orleans.  She kept calling the hurricane
CORRINA.!!  hahaha.  What a clueless whore.

I know someone who killed a guy for kicking his cat..

Really?

Agree, but aren't these killings usually spur-of-the-moment
things? Unless the killer is on P or something. Leaving the
note would give the victim time to cool off, and realise
that insurance will fix it.

Or maybe he had no insurance (subject of a lengthy thread down the hall
and to your left, can't miss it).

Or maybe he had his fingernails dug into the last "points" on his
driver's license and one more at-fault accident would knock it loose.
(Or had no license at all.)   The damage to the car was undoubtedly
over the financial threshold for a police report, and if you're already
playing things close to the edge, that might take you over.

Come to think of it, maybe he had other, nonfinancial, nonautomotive,
nontrivial reasons for really, really not wanting to bring official
attention upon himself.

Or maybe there was not even such a thin vestige of a good explanation
(not an excuse, but at least an explanation) -- maybe he was just too
freakin' rude to take responsibility for the consequences of his
actions.

Heck, maybe he goes through life like that in general, as some people
do; and whenever his misdeeds appear to have gone unwitnessed, he never
really thinks of any possibility besides hightailing it out of there.
Sorta like the guy who  uses up the last of the toilet paper and
neither replaces it nor leaves some indication, or who rather studiedly
fails to notice that his lunch exploded in the office microwave, only
at smashing-up-somebody-else's-Porsche scale.  

People...

--Joe