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Bret Ludwig - 29 Sep 2005 06:01 GMT

Two beneficial features you can implement on old vehicles:

1 Big heavy laminated wood bumpers.

2. ATF solenoid controlled fluid feed to exhaust manifold.

Equipped thusly tailgaters and lane weavers will straighten up and
drive right. Best used sparingly.

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Nate Nagel - 29 Sep 2005 10:45 GMT

> Two beneficial features you can implement on old vehicles:
>
> 1 Big heavy laminated wood bumpers.

ever hear of "polar moment of inertia?"

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Paul. - 29 Sep 2005 14:02 GMT

On 28 Sep 2005 22:01:20 -0700, Bret Ludwig <bretldwig@yahoo.com> said the
following in rec.autos.driving...

> Two beneficial features you can implement on old vehicles:
>
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> Equipped thusly tailgaters and lane weavers will straighten up and
> drive right. Best used sparingly.

Beneficial feature for any vehicle with a driver who drives properly:

1. Sidewinder missles for dealing with LLB's with Big heavy laminated
wood bumpers and ATF solenoid controlled fluid feeds to exhaust manifold.

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John David Galt - 30 Sep 2005 01:23 GMT

> Two beneficial features you can implement on old vehicles:
>
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> Equipped thusly tailgaters and lane weavers will straighten up and
> drive right. Best used sparingly.

I'd rather have a nice big armored "cowcatcher", big enough to throw
LLBs the f.ck off the road without taking a scratch. Even if the LLB
drives an SUV.

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