Article doesn't say she's a repub but if she did something this dumb
you just know she also voted for a president who lied us into war.
http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-spit01.html
Driver opens door to spit, falls out
August 1, 2005
KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Opening up your door while driving isn't a good
idea, especially on a busy highway.
Robbin Doolin, 31, of the Kansas City suburb of Grandview, learned
that Friday morning when she leaned out her fast-moving car to spit.
She went tumbling out onto U.S. 71 in Kansas City, and to the
amazement of other drivers, she hopped up and chased her car as it
careened down an embankment toward a construction site.
Doolin was recovering Friday night at a hospital, where she was
treated for injuries to her leg, arm and head.
"It's certainly not prudent to open your car door on a highway,
especially when you're not wearing a seat belt," said Capt. Rich
Lockhart, a police spokesman.
Lockhart said the woman was embarrassed about the accident.
Her explanation to officers: "I leaned out to spit and I leaned too
far."
Paul. - 28 Oct 2005 01:50 GMT
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 00:40:34 GMT, laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE
<xeton2001@yahoo.com> said the following in rec.autos.driving...
> Article doesn't say she's a repub but if she did something this dumb
> you just know she also voted for a president who lied us into war.
Who gives a f.ck? Dem or repub, if she's dumb enough to do this, she's
dumb enough to vote for either of the establishment parties.
> http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-spit01.html
>
> Driver opens door to spit, falls out
Jesus Holy sh.t Christ! Couldn't she just roll down the window?
--
"No one goes to Hooters for wings."
--Chris Rock
liberalhere@yahoo.com - 29 Oct 2005 01:36 GMT
> On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 00:40:34 GMT, laura bush - VEHICULAR HOMICIDE
> <xeton2001@yahoo.com> said the following in rec.autos.driving...
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Jesus Holy sh.t Christ! Couldn't she just roll down the window?
She couldn't.....it was already open........;)
> --
> "No one goes to Hooters for wings."
> --Chris Rock
TedKennedyMurderedHisPregnantMistress.dwpj65@spamgourmet.com - 28 Oct 2005 01:52 GMT
> Article doesn't say she's a repub but if she did something this dumb
> you just know she also voted for a president who lied us into war.
If you're stupid enough to believe the president lied us into war, then
you're stupid enough to fall out of a vehicle.
In all actuallity, though, she probably had an acid flashback and
thought she was riding in the car with Ted Kennedy, and realized she
had to get away before he re-enacted Chappaquidick.
Scott O. Kuznicki - 28 Oct 2005 02:18 GMT
>Article doesn't say she's a repub but if she did something this dumb
>you just know she also voted for a president who lied us into war.
>
>http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-spit01.html
>
>[Female] Driver opens door to spit, falls out
Well, if she was spitting we can only assume one thing: Bill Clinton
was in the passenger seat . . .
Scott O. Kuznicki
Dedicated Highway Enthusiast
Driving Enthusiast, '03 525i 5-speed
Civil (Traffic) Engineer
Krusty's Mom - 28 Oct 2005 03:12 GMT
>>Article doesn't say she's a repub but if she did something this dumb
>>you just know she also voted for a president who lied us into war.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> Driving Enthusiast, '03 525i 5-speed
> Civil (Traffic) Engineer
Think he held the wheel for her?
TedKennedyMurderedHisPregnantMistress.dwpj65@spamgourmet.com - 28 Oct 2005 03:13 GMT
> >>Article doesn't say she's a repub but if she did something this dumb
> >>you just know she also voted for a president who lied us into war.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Think he held the wheel for her?
Knowing those dimocrapic politicians as well as I do, I can only assume
my comrade Mr. Klinton probably pushed the bitch out.
Seperatist9@aol.com - 29 Oct 2005 17:58 GMT
> > >>Article doesn't say she's a repub but if she did something this dumb
> > >>you just know she also voted for a president who lied us into war.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Knowing those dimocrapic politicians as well as I do, I can only assume
> my comrade Mr. Klinton probably pushed the bitch out.
Misogynistic sociopath.
Grandma sees what you are -- unemployed.
<snicker>
Parsifal - 29 Oct 2005 21:31 GMT
*Knowing those dimocrapic politicians as well as I do, I can only
assume
*my comrade Mr. Klinton probably pushed the bitch out.
I have to say, republicans are quite something: their country is a
complete ruin, morally and economically, the USA are either hated or
the laughing stock of the entire planet, but whatever happens, they
still find a way to link it with Clinton... that's not even pathetic
anymore, it's simply sick...
Man, I'd wear a bag over my head if I were a republican these days...
JohnH - 28 Oct 2005 14:09 GMT
>> [Female] Driver opens door to spit, falls out
>
> Well, if she was spitting we can only assume one thing: Bill Clinton
> was in the passenger seat . . .
Hehe...
Or maybe she just went swimming with Teddy.
Scott en Chicago - 28 Oct 2005 03:07 GMT
>Article doesn't say she's a repub but if she did something this dumb
>you just know she also voted for a president who lied us into war.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>Lockhart said the woman was embarrassed about the accident.
LADY DRIVEN!!
223rem - 28 Oct 2005 05:22 GMT
>>Article doesn't say she's a repub but if she did something this dumb
>>you just know she also voted for a president who lied us into war.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> LADY DRIVEN!!
She was probably drunk. The heavily intoxicated sometimes walk
away from falls that would kill a sober person.
Mike T. - 28 Oct 2005 14:29 GMT
>> LADY DRIVEN!!
>
> She was probably drunk.
Nawwwww . . . if she was drunk, she'd have stayed in the car. -Dave
Aunt Judy likes it in the rear - 28 Oct 2005 22:08 GMT
> >>Article doesn't say she's a repub but if she did something this dumb
> >>you just know she also voted for a president who lied us into war.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> She was probably drunk. The heavily intoxicated sometimes walk
> away from falls that would kill a sober person.
Well, if she *WAS* drunk, and it certainly sounds like it based on the
action and consequences, then Xeton is wrong (as usual) regarding the
political affiliation.
Paul. - 29 Oct 2005 17:36 GMT
On 28 Oct 2005 14:08:20 -0700, Aunt Judy likes it in the rear
<Xeton2001IsATurdTampee.dwpj65@spamgourmet.com> said the following in
rec.autos.driving...
> Well, if she *WAS* drunk, and it certainly sounds like it based on the
> action and consequences, then Xeton is wrong (as usual) regarding the
> political affiliation.
I'm more inclined to agree with Scott en Chicago's (on a road trip,
Scott??) assessmant: LADY DRIVEN!!
--
"No one goes to Hooters for wings."
--Chris Rock
Paul. - 29 Oct 2005 17:36 GMT
On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 19:07:12 -0700, Scott en Chicago
<scottenaztlan@yahooNOSPAM.com> said the following in
rec.autos.driving...
> LADY DRIVEN!!
Damn, you beat me to it, Scott...

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Barry L. Camp - 28 Oct 2005 03:30 GMT
Peacenik - 29 Oct 2005 04:08 GMT
> Article doesn't say she's a repub but if she did something this dumb
> you just know she also voted for a president who lied us into war.
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> Robbin Doolin, 31, of the Kansas City suburb of Grandview, learned
> that Friday morning when she leaned out her fast-moving car to spit.
Why didn't she simply open the WINDOW?
Scott en Chicago - 29 Oct 2005 14:25 GMT
>> Robbin Doolin, 31, of the Kansas City suburb of Grandview, learned
>> that Friday morning when she leaned out her fast-moving car to spit.
>
>Why didn't she simply open the WINDOW?
Don't you know that if you spit out the window the wind blows the
spittle onto the side of your car?!?!?!!?!?!
DTJ - 29 Oct 2005 19:20 GMT
>>> Robbin Doolin, 31, of the Kansas City suburb of Grandview, learned
>>> that Friday morning when she leaned out her fast-moving car to spit.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>Don't you know that if you spit out the window the wind blows the
>spittle onto the side of your car?!?!?!!?!?!
Does not! You have to spit hard.