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> It's as if they feel
> they must somehow set themselves above mere civillians by not talking
> the way normal people talk; instead they use a high-falutin' form of
> English with heavy emphasis on words like "whit" and extensive use of
> the third person ("the brakes were applied and the vehicle entered a
> skid").
Also with strong emphasis on really large and superfluous words. That's
fine when writing, but in everyday speech it just sounds silly:
"The brakes were applied inappropriately, resulting in a high-velocity
uncontrolled rotational maneuver and ensuing collisions with both a
roadway departure prevention device and three vehicles proceeding in the
antipodal trajectory. Speed is believed to be a factor."
> It's really quite laughable, but don't you dare even crack a
> grin while a cop is speaking to you in this most serious manner, or
> you'll be hauled in on a "contempt of cop" charge. ;)
Uh, yeah. I'd have left off the winky...

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Scott en Aztlán - 26 Jan 2006 14:57 GMT
>> It's as if they feel
>> they must somehow set themselves above mere civillians by not talking
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>Also with strong emphasis on really large and superfluous words. That's
>fine when writing, but in everyday speech it just sounds silly:
And which are invariably mis-pronounced, because in their real lives
they never talk in that serious manner. Just watch any cop talking to
the news media - you'll see exactly what I mean. Cops get *especially*
hifalutin' when they know they're going to be on TV. ;)

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