Was that a Freudian slit - er, I mean, slip?

And it happens every day.  Today I was driving down a country highway
that is one lane each way.  Guy ahead of me is doing about 10 over.
We came to a no passing zone, and he slowed down to 5 under.  Then
when the passing zone opened up, he stayed slow because there was
traffic preventing a pass.  As soon as that cleared, he then sped up.
So I passed his sorry a.s in my minivan, which of course just really
annoys these WCIFWT fuckwits.  Of course, since I had to exceed the
speed limit by about 30 MPH, I then immediately hit my breaks to slow
down to 10 over, which for some unforseen reason really, really pissed
off the fuckwit.  So he tailgated me for a small time, until my
superior driving ability resulted in his being left behind on a few
curves.

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Dave

MFFY seeks to advance itself at the expense of everyone else. For
example, a MFFY will pull out of a driveway into a busy street to make
a left turn and block one half of the street while waiting for traffic
to clear on the other half. MFFY says "I don't care if I inconvenience
anyone else; MY convenience is paramount."

Truckers who micro-pass other Truckers are classic examples of MFFY.
Instead of slowing down slightly and waiting 10 extra seconds for a
car or two to pass before beginning his own pass, the MFFY Trucker
will whip his rig out directly in front of oncoming traffic, forcing
them to slam on their brakes and wait for 60 - 90 seconds while his
speed-governed semi passes another speed-governed semi at a 0.0001 MPH
speed differential. These Truckers say Me First, f.ck You.

Usually the MFFY's goal is to get where they're going with less delay.
WCIFWT (HTF do you procounce that, anyway?) has a different goal: they
don't care how long it takes them to get where they are going; what
they care about is f.cking with other people, slowing THEM down.

Sloth is generally oblivious to everything around it. It neither knows
nor cares that it is slowing you down; it just wants to drive within
its ridiculously small comfort envelope. It won't try to stop you when
you pass it, but it won't help you out, either (e.g. if you're on a
two-lane road with a double-yellow center stripe, Sloth won't pull off
the road or use a turnout even if there are 20 cars behind it).

Does this seem like a reasonable way to tell the various categories of
a.sholes apart?

I am not sure that MFFYs are WCIFWTs.  Some may be, but for the most
part I think they aren't.  WCIFWTs spend their entire time driving
trying find someone to annoy, while MFFYs I think are more oblivious
and end up f.cking with people more because they are stupid.

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Dave

Good one.  I haven't seen too many of those, but there have been a
few.  I think I don't really notice them because when I see someone
behaving in a way that might lead to them FUCKLING or DUCKLING me, I
accelerate and get away from them.  The only thing worse than having
someone drive in proximity to your vehicle is actually meeting LBMHB
on the road.

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Dave