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Car Forum / Driving, Maintenance, Tuning / Driving / April 2006More stupid cop tricks for Jaybird...
Ok, keep your panties on. First, I heard on the radio today that the cops pulled over a car full of drunks. They all got out (unknown how many) and the cop had to ask them to get back in the vehicle. The driver refused. The cop had to pull his gun. He told the guy to get back in his vehicle. The guy told the cop to go ahead and shoot. Eventually, and presumably with a lot of backup, the guy was cuffed and hopefully arrested for drunk driving, and being a public moron. Around the time I heard this story I was driving on a state highway through a decent sized city/town. Speed limit 35MPH. Two lanes each way. Nobody able to get up to 35 because of LLBs and RL sloths. I hear a squad coming up behind me at a VERY high rate of speed. He is using lights and sirens. Do the fucktards in front of me move over? Not a chance. They apply the breaks, slow slightly, and swerve towards the right lane, back to the left, repeat say 5 times. Cop has to go into oncoming traffic to get around them. OK, this really pissed me off. So I turn on my brights and get behind the closest fucktard and shine the lights into his driver's mirror. He simply proceeds up the road in ignorance. Now while fucktard is driving slowly in the left lane, he never quite made it over, traffic ahead has cleared enough for me to see a rather large gap ahead of him. So I ride the yellow line as kind of a "hey moron, did you realize how f.cking stupid you are" kind of statement. As I do, I watch as the cop continues to pass cars NOT IN THE LEFT LANE but in the South bound traffic while he is driving North. Why? Because fucktard after fucktard refuses to move over for him. f.ck f.ck f.ck. The cop is hauling a.s, at least as much as he can before he catches up to the next idiot, he obviously is going somewhere that he feels is important. Even if you believe it is another donut shop or something, HE IS USING HIS f.cking LIGHTS AND SIRENS. Get out of the way you idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, so maybe the subject is just an attempt to "troll" a bit to get Jaybird to read this. But the point should be made that while I do criticize cops, I also criticize civilians, and far more harshly. I know the first cop couldn't, but I really would not have cared if he said to the drunk "Ok, have it your way" and shot the bastard. Well, at least not too much. I applaud him for maintaining whatever control he could while managing to simply arrest the retard and not kill him. And the second example, well it was a show case of fine police driving in the worst of situations. The only complaint one could have is that the cop should have shot out the tires of everyone that refused to move over, and had local police (he was county) come after him and arrest or draw-and-quarter the bastards. So, Jaybird, other than the blatant attempt to troll you into this message, you have to admit that I am being fair in criticizing both cops and civilians when I see them do something that I perceive as being unsafe. ************************* Dave > Ok, keep your panties on. > [quoted text clipped - 56 lines] > cops and civilians when I see them do something that I perceive as > being unsafe. Thank you very much. I'm glad that it was that apparent and yes, every one of those cars should've been shot at. :o) What's even worse than that is the LLB who moves over, only to move back once the cop passes and guess what...... there's another cop behind that one who has to go through the same thing. We need big steel bumpers to just knock people out of the way.  Signature--- jaybird --- I am not the cause of your problems. My actions are the result of your actions. Your life is not my fault. > > Ok, keep your panties on. > > [quoted text clipped - 64 lines] > who has to go through the same thing. We need big steel bumpers to just > knock people out of the way. You don't have those? I thought that quite a few (marked) cars had "push bars" on the front of them, or is that an east coast thing? nate >> > Ok, keep your panties on. >> > [quoted text clipped - 69 lines] > You don't have those? I thought that quite a few (marked) cars had > "push bars" on the front of them, or is that an east coast thing? Well yeah, we do have those flimsy things on our cars but if you try to do anything other than push a disabled car off the road at 1 MPH they'll end up in your grill. Signature--- jaybird --- I am not the cause of your problems. My actions are the result of your actions. Your life is not my fault. > >> > Ok, keep your panties on. > >> > [quoted text clipped - 73 lines] > anything other than push a disabled car off the road at 1 MPH they'll end up > in your grill. That kinda defeats the purpose... maybe you could retrofit the front bumper from a tow truck? :) (you'll probably have to disable your airbags though...) nate >> >> > Ok, keep your panties on. >> >> > [quoted text clipped - 95 lines] > bumper from a tow truck? :) (you'll probably have to disable your > airbags though...) If only it were that easy... I'm sure you'd run into handling issues with something that heavy. Oh, well.... we can still shoot at them... :o) Signature--- jaybird --- I am not the cause of your problems. My actions are the result of your actions. Your life is not my fault. > jaybird: > Thank you very much. I'm glad that it was that apparent and yes, every one > of those cars should've been shot at. :o) Now, jaybird... What if that car you shot at went out of control and hit an innocent pedestrian on the sidewalk.... > What's even worse than that is the LLB who moves over, To me the worst are the ones who refuse to give way to any emergency vehicle on a call with lights/siren (this includes ambulances and fire trucks as well as police cars) that I see all too often. 9 to 1 says that if these MFFY pricks were the ones in need of the services, that they'd expect others to move over, but they can't be bothered to do the same themselves. > only to move back > once the cop passes and guess what...... there's another cop behind that one > who has to go through the same thing. That's why I always assume once I see the first one with lights/siren go by that there will be more behind him (or ambulances or fire trucks) and keep to the right and an eye on the mirror for a while longer. > We need big steel bumpers to just knock people out of the way. I thought that police cars already had something like that on them (at least the ones here have them). Its a metal guard that follows the shape of the bumper and attaches to the frame of the car behind the bumper. >> jaybird: >> Thank you very much. I'm glad that it was that apparent and yes, every [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Now, jaybird... What if that car you shot at went out of control and hit > an innocent pedestrian on the sidewalk.... Yeah, yeah... all the what if's... >> What's even worse than that is the LLB who moves over, > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > they'd expect others to move over, but they can't be bothered to do the > same themselves. Of course. >> only to move back >> once the cop passes and guess what...... there's another cop behind that [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > by that there will be more behind him (or ambulances or fire trucks) and > keep to the right and an eye on the mirror for a while longer. Unfortuately the soccer mom with the cell phone stuck to her ear doesn't pay that much attention. >> We need big steel bumpers to just knock people out of the way. > > I thought that police cars already had something like that on them (at > least the ones here have them). Its a metal guard that follows the shape > of the bumper and attaches to the frame of the car behind the bumper. We have those too. As I said in my last post, they aren't very practical for moving cars out of the road at roadway speeds and a fast closing rate. It was more of an exaggeration... Signature--- jaybird --- I am not the cause of your problems. My actions are the result of your actions. Your life is not my fault. > jaybird: > Unfortuately the soccer mom with the cell phone stuck to her ear doesn't pay > that much attention. And/or the inane noises from the DVD player in the back... >> jaybird: >> Unfortuately the soccer mom with the cell phone stuck to her ear doesn't pay >> that much attention. > >And/or the inane noises from the DVD player in the back... Solution: Give the little f.cks the headphones! I have no need to listen to anymore Teen Titans videos while driving, so I have the radio, they have the headphones. ************************* Dave jaybird wrote: <brevity snip> > Unfortuately the soccer mom with the cell phone stuck to her ear doesn't pay > that much attention. CLARK COUNTY Woman's Arm Severed In Car Accident A Letcher County woman suffered a horrible injury early Thursday when her arm was severed in a car crash on the Mountain Parkway in Clark County. Jacqueline Dotson and her six-year-old daughter had to be cut out of their vehicle after the accident in which Dotson veered into the median and over-corrected, rolling her truck over the guardrail and landing upside down after flipping several times. Several people stopped to help, and it turns out, the good samaritans may very well have saved Dotson's life. Sheila Vice, a nurse's aide, and an off-duty EMT from another county stopped to help, and put a tourniquet on Dotson's arm to stop the bleeding. Her arm was found near the accident still clutching a cell phone. "Basically we stayed there and talked to them until the EMT drivers got there," said Vice. Rescuers used the jaws of life to get the Dotson and her daughter out of the truck. Both were flown to hospitals, and Dotson is listed in serious condition at UK Hospital. Her daughter is not in the hospital, and sheriff's officials say they believe she's going to be fine. Both were wearing seat belts. http://www.wlextv.com/Global/story.asp?S=4449021 ----- - gpsman >What's even worse than that is the LLB who moves over, only to move back >once the cop passes and guess what...... there's another cop behind that one >who has to go through the same thing. We need big steel bumpers to just >knock people out of the way. In a lot of cases, I would agree with that!! ************************* Dave > The guy told the cop to go ahead and shoot. You might be intrigued to learn of a civil damages (gunshot wound) case handled by an office mate of mine. In it, the words, "Go ahead, f.cker - shoot me!" were deemed to be *permission* to do so. Sometimes, big overbearing morons get exactly what they deserve. -- C.R. Krieger (ROTFL) > Motorhead Lawyer: > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Sometimes, big overbearing morons get exactly what they deserve. Sort of like what this lady (Barbara Simpson, IIRC) who used to sub for Art Bell on his show used to close her show with: "Be careful what you pray for. You might get it." >> The guy told the cop to go ahead and shoot. > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >Sometimes, big overbearing morons get exactly what they deserve. Quite cool. Sometimes, I guess juries and judges do get it right! :-) ************************* Dave |
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