BLACKSBURG, Va. - Eight out of 10 crashes involve drivers who are
drowsy, chatting on a cell phone, applying makeup or otherwise
distracted from the road ahead, according to a government study
released Thursday that videotaped people behind the wheel....
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060420/ap_on_re_us/distracted_driving
And since we all know 4 out of 10 crashes are alcohol related, that
leaves -2 out of ten that are related to speeding...
Save a life. Don't drink, pay attention and speed!
> BLACKSBURG, Va. - Eight out of 10 crashes involve drivers who are
> drowsy, chatting on a cell phone, applying makeup or otherwise
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>
> Save a life. Don't drink, pay attention and speed!
Consult a dictionary, then check your arithmetic.
"Related" is not synonymous with "caused".
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- gpsman
223rem - 21 Apr 2006 11:42 GMT
> "Related" is not synonymous with "caused".
It sometimes is (and it is not 'arithmetic', it is 'logic')
> BLACKSBURG, Va. - Eight out of 10 crashes involve drivers who are
> drowsy, chatting on a cell phone, applying makeup or otherwise
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> And since we all know 4 out of 10 crashes are alcohol related, that
> leaves -2 out of ten that are related to speeding...
So how do you count a drunk, talking on the cellphone, driving 70 in a 55
who runs off the road and flips his SUV which rolls over the homeless guy in
the crosswalk?
Ed
fsds_1998@yahoo.com - 20 Apr 2006 20:19 GMT
> > BLACKSBURG, Va. - Eight out of 10 crashes involve drivers who are
> > drowsy, chatting on a cell phone, applying makeup or otherwise
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>
> Ed
Let's see.....drunks are 4/10...cellphone 2/10...speeding -2/10,
(canceling out talking on the phone)...running off road 1/10...flipping
an suv 3/10..., and running over a homeless guy in the crosswalk is
1/10...
so 9/10 accidents happen just as you described
Sir Ray - 20 Apr 2006 22:34 GMT
You forgot to add the LauraMurdererTroll double word score to your
number.
Scott en Aztlán - 21 Apr 2006 02:31 GMT
>> BLACKSBURG, Va. - Eight out of 10 crashes involve drivers who are
>> drowsy, chatting on a cell phone, applying makeup or otherwise
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>who runs off the road and flips his SUV which rolls over the homeless guy in
>the crosswalk?
"Speed-related," of course...

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- Dave
The Real Bev - 21 Apr 2006 06:54 GMT
>> BLACKSBURG, Va. - Eight out of 10 crashes involve drivers who are
>> drowsy, chatting on a cell phone, applying makeup or otherwise
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> who runs off the road and flips his SUV which rolls over the homeless guy in
> the crosswalk?
Two points for our side, three if the driver dies?

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