It was a dark and stormy night ...........

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Steve B - 29 Dec 2006 06:11 GMT

Suddenly, headlights appeared in the distance .............
from around the curve ...................
and through the dense woods ....................

someone take it from here ...........

hehe

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gpsman - 29 Dec 2006 07:35 GMT

> Suddenly, headlights appeared in the distance .............
> from around the curve ...................
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> hehe

<chortle>

I weren't "surprised"! I discarded my usual contempt for the speed
limit, leapt into action and decelerated, as I know headlights from
oncoming traffic spotted in the distance, through the trees, and around
a curve, pose an imminent threat to my safety. "Nothing good is going
to come of this bizarre situation", I thunk, because I am so very
smart.

I immediately recognized the (UNEXPECTED) (but unsurprising, as I am
never surprised by the unexpected. I just use that term to mock
another poster, and cite same without posting the cite, because I am
the most honest person my parents have ever known) threat, long before
the driver to my front.

I knew this... because. If you don't believe me, you are a troll and
an idiot, and your reading comprehension sucks too, and you slave over
a fat vry.

BUHWAHAhahahaha...!
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- gpsman

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Studeman - 29 Dec 2006 08:07 GMT

IT WAS A DARK ANSD STORMY NIGHT...as I approached Knebworth to see what
the house in which the author of these fanous words had lived... and
battled with his wife, as did all others, even the Vicker.

Take a tour of the home when you are there this summer for the 'Ralley
of the Giants,' a gigantic gathering hundreds of of Yank Cars up to and
including, the 1960s.

Stop by the Studebaker gathering to say that Karl's sorry he couldn't
make it this year.

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Ted Kennedy - President of DDDAMM (Drunk Driving Divers Against Mad Mothers) - 29 Dec 2006 13:13 GMT

Someone wrote:

>I immediately recognized the (UNEXPECTED) (but unsurprising, as I am

By any chance, did you ever recognize the difference between "time"
and "chance"? Snicker....

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Don't steal; the government hates competition!

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TedKennedyMurderedHisPregnantMistress.dwpj65@spamgourmet.com - 29 Dec 2006 17:51 GMT

> > Suddenly, headlights appeared in the distance .............
> > from around the curve ...................
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> never surprised by the unexpected. I just use that term to mock
> another poster, and cite same without posting the cite, because I am

Google proves you're an idiot and a liar, and you continue to prove you
don't know how to read:

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.autos.driving/msg/17be821326be03be?dmode=sour
ce&hl=en

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.autos.driving/msg/148ff142c69d61e6?hl=en

Sorry, considering your "intelligence", I though you would know how to
use Google. But then again, you're so damned stupid that you can't tell
the difference between "chance" and "time", so little doubt you can't
figure out how Google operates. =))

> the most honest person my parents have ever known) threat, long before
> the driver to my front.
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> - gpsman

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