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Car Forum / Driving, Maintenance, Tuning / Driving / January 2007I Exasperated a MFFY Today
MFFY bitch in a red pickup truck is waiting to turn out of a shopping center driveway onto a busy 50 MPH road. I'm in the right lane on said road. There is a fairly sizeable gap between me and the car in front, but not large enough for Mizz MFFY and her underpowered 4-cylinder econotruck to pull out safely. As I approach at 50 MPH and she realizes I'm not going to slow down and let her in front of me, she raises her hands in a gesture of exasperation - as if I had somehow done something wrong! OBTW, I noticed you were able to pull into traffic immediately after I passed by - WTF were you so pissed off about?!?!?!? Could it be that you weren't upset about having to wait so much as you were pissed off that I did not acceed to your every whim? Gee, sorry I ruined your day, sweetheart! :rolleyes:  SignatureI hate speediots - especially Carl Troller. Scott en Aztl?n wrote: > MFFY bitch in a red pickup truck is waiting to turn out of a shopping > center driveway onto a busy 50 MPH road. I'm in the right lane on said [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Gee, sorry I ruined your day, sweetheart! :rolleyes: I betch she was using her turn signals, perhaps the only time that day. Some drivers mistakenly think: "I'm signaling, so you have to let me in". Wrong-a-mundo! Hi! > MFFY bitch in a red pickup truck is waiting to turn out of a shopping > center driveway onto a busy 50 MPH road. I'm in the right lane on said [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > raises her hands in a gesture of exasperation - as if I had somehow > done something wrong! What makes her a MFFY, seeing that she didn't pull out regardless? Inquiring minds want to know. Yours, Erik. Signature"Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get." -- Garfield Erik Meltzer <ermel-seine-muelltonne@ermel.org> said in rec.autos.driving: >> As I approach at 50 MPH and she >> realizes I'm not going to slow down and let her in front of me, she >> raises her hands in a gesture of exasperation - as if I had somehow >> done something wrong! > >What makes her a MFFY, seeing that she didn't pull out regardless? Because she expected me to be a JLEDI, and when I didn't she got exasperated. She felt I should have let her go first (MF) and, when I didn't, she essentially said "f.ck You" (FY). SignatureI hate speediots - especially Carl Troller. Hi! > Erik Meltzer <ermel-seine-muelltonne@ermel.org> said in > >What makes her a MFFY, seeing that she didn't pull out regardless? > > Because she expected me to be a JLEDI, and when I didn't she got > exasperated. She felt I should have let her go first (MF) and, when I > didn't, she essentially said "f.ck You" (FY). IOW, everyone is a MFFY once you believe so hard enough. :-) SCNR; Erik. Signature"I can gather all the news I need from the weather report Hey, I got nothing to do today but smile" -- Paul Simon, "The Only Living Boy in New York" Erik Meltzer <ermel-seine-muelltonne@ermel.org> said in rec.autos.driving: >Hi! > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >IOW, everyone is a MFFY once you believe so hard enough. :-) OK, so what's your explanation for her exasperation? SignatureI hate speediots - especially Carl Troller. > OK, so what's your explanation for her exasperation? Maybe she was just exasperated at the situation--lousy luck that she can't easily pull out into traffic. Happens to all of us from time to time. It isn't all just about you, you know. Hi! > > OK, so what's your explanation for her exasperation? > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > It isn't all just about you, you know. Oh, but it is. It's SFFTR, you see. Scott First, f.ck the Rest. The ironical bit is that the lady might just as well post here, describe the situation, and call Scott a MFFY. With only slight variations in the way she'd word the message, I think she'd have as valid a point as Scott has. Which he'd never admit of course. MFFYs never do. ;-) SCNR, Erik. Signature"Hunny-bunny?" A long-eared relative of the rat, slathered with insect vomit. -- Greg Bulmash on endearing nick-names, on http://www.bulmash.com/archive/09-30-96.html Erik Meltzer <ermel-seine-muelltonne@ermel.org> said in rec.autos.driving: >Hi! > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > >Which he'd never admit of course. MFFYs never do. ;-) That's one thing about USENET: no matter what you say, there's always some clown who comes out of the woodwork and posts a contrary view, no matter how contrived or ridiculous, simply because they love to argue. Go ahead, guys - knock yourselves out. :) SignatureI hate speediots - especially Carl Troller. > Erik Meltzer <ermel-seine-muelltonne@ermel.org> said in > rec.autos.driving: [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] > some clown who comes out of the woodwork and posts a contrary view, no > matter how contrived or ridiculous, simply because they love to argue. I am compelled to agree... ----- - gpsman > > Erik Meltzer <ermel-seine-muelltonne@ermel.org> said in > > rec.autos.driving: [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > I am compelled to agree... A double-irony. Excellent. E.P. > Erik Meltzer <ermel-seine-muelltonne@ermel.org> said in > rec.autos.driving: [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > Go ahead, guys - knock yourselves out. :) I'm sorry. This is "Being Hit On The Head Lessons." Doug |
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