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necromancer - 09 Jan 2007 02:14 GMT

...and other driving purposes (like igniting LLB's)....

http://www.landspeed.com/

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MLOM - 09 Jan 2007 02:20 GMT

> ...and other driving purposes (like igniting LLB's)....
>
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> "I didn't want to hurt them, I only wanted to kill them."
> - David Berkowitz

Nice, but is the front end sturdy enough to displace Aunt Judy fron the
highway?

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Ted Kennedy - President of DDDAMM (Drunk Driving Divers Against Mad Mothers) - 09 Jan 2007 02:38 GMT

Someone wrote:

>> ...and other driving purposes (like igniting LLB's)....
>>
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>Nice, but is the front end sturdy enough to displace Aunt Judy fron the
>highway?

Doubtful; if Aunt Judy was fortunate enough to have a vehicle with
rear view mirrors, and the intelligence to use them, I'd bet Aunt Judy
would hop out in front of it, drop it's drawers, and, well, I'll let
you derive the rest of the story based on my sig...

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gpstard (gpsman@driversmail.com) demonstrates his inability to comprehend the
simple differences of the definitions of the monosyllabic words "time" and "chance:"
(Message-ID: <1167151218.287827.24230@73g2000cwn.googlegroups.com>)
Why don't you argue that the faster one drives the less time spent driving and available to be involved in an accident?

"Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend" brags of it's homosexuallity:
the guys at the bath-house stopped laughing at my 3 inch weenie.

: http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.autos.driving/msg/168e8e621dd649fb?hl=en

"Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend" brags of it's ability to operate a vehicle:
I must be doing something right to go 3 1/2 years without a fatal crash.

: http://groups.google.com/group/misc.transport.road/msg/a376114ee8a61824?hl=en

Joshua Calvert <joshua_l_calvert@hotmail.com> demonstrates his lack of understanding of the terms "sarcasm", "irony", and "hypocrisy":
Poor rightard, forced to whine about an 40 year old event.
Message-ID: <Xns970A68202F1C5joshualcalverthotmai@68.6.19.6>

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MLOM - 09 Jan 2007 02:44 GMT

Ted Kennedy - President of DDDAMM (Drunk Driving Divers Against Mad
Mothers) wrote:

> Someone wrote:
> >
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> would hop out in front of it, drop it's drawers, and, well, I'll let
> you derive the rest of the story based on my sig...

(snip .sig)

I had my doubts as well...not even a nuke blast can dislodge Aunt Judy
from this ng.

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necromancer - 09 Jan 2007 12:58 GMT

Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), MLOM said in
rec.autos.driving:

> > ...and other driving purposes (like igniting LLB's)....
> >
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> Nice, but is the front end sturdy enough to displace Aunt Judy fron the
> highway?

Dunno, but the exhaust is enough to give Aunt Judy a good melt down. ;)

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Bartlo quality forecasting abilities:

"At least they did where i live. It'll be $3 by
turkey day and $4 by Xmas as exxon tries to make
up for the money they lost lowering prices to
help their bud Bush."

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Jim Yanik - 09 Jan 2007 03:17 GMT

> ...and other driving purposes (like igniting LLB's)....
>
> http://www.landspeed.com/

the Fastest car on the road can't get by rolling roadblocks,sloths,or the
LCD's
(lowest common denominators)

Now if they came with narrow-beam directed EMP armament,repulsor beams,or
disintegrator beams..(ah,if only they existed..)

Maybe a KW-laser pulse on their tires?

B-)

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Arif Khokar - 09 Jan 2007 06:43 GMT

> the Fastest car on the road can't get by rolling roadblocks,sloths,or the
> LCD's
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> Maybe a KW-laser pulse on their tires?

Or one of the best ideas from the 80s (a molecular bonded shield applied
to one's vehicle) ;)

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Jim Yanik - 09 Jan 2007 17:32 GMT

>> the Fastest car on the road can't get by rolling roadblocks,sloths,or
>> the LCD's
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> Or one of the best ideas from the 80s (a molecular bonded shield
> applied to one's vehicle) ;)

I used to use a car "wax" that "molecular-bonded" to the paint. ;-}

It didn't shield for s#!t.

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necromancer - 09 Jan 2007 13:07 GMT

Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Jim Yanik said in
rec.autos.driving:

> > ...and other driving purposes (like igniting LLB's)....
> >
> > http://www.landspeed.com/
>
> the Fastest car on the road can't get by rolling roadblocks,sloths,or the
> LCD's (lowest common denominators)

Kinda makes me curious: if they are able to achieve their goal and go
super sonic, will the shock wave that preceeds the vehicle be strong
enough to displace the sloths and let the vehicle pass?

> Now if they came with narrow-beam directed EMP armament,repulsor beams,or
> disintegrator beams..(ah,if only they existed..)

Aren't there some lasers that are used for cutting? Wouldn't be too much
of a stretch to use one mounted on a car with a computer control to keep
the laser on its target untill the gas tank is reached...

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Jim Yanik - 09 Jan 2007 17:42 GMT

> Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Jim Yanik said
> in rec.autos.driving:
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> super sonic, will the shock wave that preceeds the vehicle be strong
> enough to displace the sloths and let the vehicle pass?

ever feel the buffetting from a 18 wheeler going by at speed?
supersonic may just be the thing....you might pass your exit,though.
(especially the way road signage is these days..)
although I don't believe the shock wave PREceeds the plane,or not by very
much,inches from the nose.BEHIND,the wave is much broader.

>> Now if they came with narrow-beam directed EMP armament,repulsor
>> beams,or disintegrator beams..(ah,if only they existed..)
>
> Aren't there some lasers that are used for cutting? Wouldn't be too
> much of a stretch to use one mounted on a car with a computer control
> to keep the laser on its target untill the gas tank is reached...

No,you don't want it to flame up right in FRONT of you,just blow out a tire
and either the LCD's car will veer off the road,or the driver will guide it
off to change the flat.
(unless it's a SUV/PU,then it will flip and roll a few times)

Either way,it's out of the way,and no forest fires ignited.

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