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MLOM - 09 Jan 2007 02:46 GMT

Found this scary shot in a politics-based ng.
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/nancy_pelosi.jpg

Anyone who thinks Speaker Pelosi looks like Aunt Judy on steroids, say
"Aye."

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Ted Kennedy - President of DDDAMM (Drunk Driving Divers Against Mad Mothers) - 09 Jan 2007 02:55 GMT

Someone wrote:

>Found this scary shot in a politics-based ng.
>http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/nancy_pelosi.jpg
>
>Anyone who thinks Speaker Pelosi looks like Aunt Judy on steroids, say
>"Aye."

Blech. That's scary. Really scary.

And yet, I'm sure Nancy is much better looking than Aunt Judy, or
anything Aunt Judy could score with.

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Scott en Aztlán - 09 Jan 2007 03:45 GMT

"MLOM" <grvan@netzero.net> said in rec.autos.driving:

>Found this scary shot in a politics-based ng.
>http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/nancy_pelosi.jpg

That's still short of the all-time #1 scary woman picture:

http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/capt.wx10609131831.heinz_kerry_wx106.jpg

>Anyone who thinks Speaker Pelosi looks like Aunt Judy on steroids, say
>"Aye."

Aunt Judy looks more like this:

http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/transvestite.jpg

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MLOM - 09 Jan 2007 03:51 GMT

Scott en Aztl?n wrote:

> "MLOM" <grvan@netzero.net> said in rec.autos.driving:
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> I hate speediots - especially Carl Troller.

Ugh...now if I can figure out WTF I hid the antacids. :P

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necromancer - 09 Jan 2007 13:14 GMT

Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), MLOM said in
rec.autos.driving:

> > "MLOM" <grvan@netzero.net> said in rec.autos.driving:
> >
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> Ugh...now if I can figure out WTF I hid the antacids. :P

I'm just glad I looked at them on an empty stomach. I think I'll be
starting a diet now with the aid of those images.....

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Ted Kennedy - President of DDDAMM (Drunk Driving Divers Against Mad Mothers) - 09 Jan 2007 04:03 GMT

Someone wrote:

>"MLOM" <grvan@netzero.net> said in rec.autos.driving:
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>http://www.weirdspot.com/images/uploads/transvestite.jpg

ROTFLMAO. Nice! Why do I suspect that will soon be AJ's desktop bitmap
AND browser home page?

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MLOM - 09 Jan 2007 04:10 GMT

Ted Kennedy - President of DDDAMM (Drunk Driving Divers Against Mad
Mothers) wrote:

> Someone wrote:
> >"MLOM" <grvan@netzero.net> said in rec.autos.driving:
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> http://www.last.fm/user/dwpj65

Including or excluding a background track of Monty Python's "Lumberjack
Song"?

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Eeyore - 09 Jan 2007 05:33 GMT

> "MLOM" <grvan@netzero.net> said in rec.autos.driving:
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> http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/capt.wx10609131831.heinz_kerry_wx106.jpg

It's really quite disturbing how some men turn to bitching about women's appearance
when they feel threatened / intimidated by them having any power.

Graham

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bob zee - 09 Jan 2007 12:11 GMT

> It's really quite disturbing how some men turn to bitching about women's appearance
> when they feel threatened / intimidated by them having any power.
>
> Graham

If only women weren't so concerned with their own appearance, it
wouldn't even be an issue.

It was snowing during the first 10 minutes of my drive to work. The
overpasses were slick, so I jerked the steering wheel back and forth as
hard as possible. I couldn't seem to make the car crash.

bob z.

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Brent P - 09 Jan 2007 13:35 GMT

>> It's really quite disturbing how some men turn to bitching about women's appearance
>> when they feel threatened / intimidated by them having any power.
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> If only women weren't so concerned with their own appearance, it
> wouldn't even be an issue.

As if hasn't been done with males in office.... which it has, so it's
only fair.

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Scott en Aztlán - 09 Jan 2007 15:47 GMT

Eeyore <rabbitsfriendsandrelations@hotmail.com> said in
rec.autos.driving:

>> http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/capt.wx10609131831.heinz_kerry_wx106.jpg
>
>It's really quite disturbing how some men turn to bitching about women's appearance
>when they feel threatened / intimidated by them having any power.

Yes - I'm intimidated by that witch's power to frighten.

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necromancer - 09 Jan 2007 13:12 GMT

Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), MLOM said in
rec.autos.driving:

> Found this scary shot in a politics-based ng.
> http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/nancy_pelosi.jpg
>
> Anyone who thinks Speaker Pelosi looks like Aunt Judy on steroids, say
> "Aye."

Aye. yie yie yie yie......

Check out this pic of Pelosi (along with a funny one of shrub):
http://tinyurl.com/yl8p9k

Dunno how long they will stay up, though....

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MLOM - 09 Jan 2007 13:25 GMT

> Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), MLOM said in
> rec.autos.driving:
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> Dunno how long they will stay up, though....

Ah, yes...the "deer in the headlights" eyes. Good thing I finished
breakfast over 1-1/2 hours ago.

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necromancer - 09 Jan 2007 13:46 GMT

Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), MLOM said in
rec.autos.driving:

> Ah, yes...the "deer in the headlights" eyes.

Which one?

> Good thing I finished breakfast over 1-1/2 hours ago.

Good thing I haven't eaten yet....

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MLOM - 09 Jan 2007 23:36 GMT

> Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), MLOM said in
> rec.autos.driving:
> > Ah, yes...the "deer in the headlights" eyes.
>
> Which one?

Yes.

> > Good thing I finished breakfast over 1-1/2 hours ago.
>
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> kids than black kids!"
> --Chris Rock

I'm not sure whether the pic's are better handled on a full stomach or
an empty one.

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Scott en Aztlán - 09 Jan 2007 15:51 GMT

necromancer <55_sux@worldofnecromancer_nospam_noway.org> said in
rec.autos.driving:

>Check out this pic of Pelosi (along with a funny one of shrub):
>http://tinyurl.com/yl8p9k
>
>Dunno how long they will stay up, though....

That web site looks like one huge political attack ad.

Oh, wait, what am I saying? That's Al Jazeera!

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necromancer - 10 Jan 2007 02:42 GMT

Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Scott en Aztlán
said in rec.autos.driving:

> necromancer <55_sux@worldofnecromancer_nospam_noway.org> said in
> rec.autos.driving:
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> Oh, wait, what am I saying? That's Al Jazeera!

No different from Faux Snooze, The Clinton News Network etc... :)

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