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necromancer - 21 Jan 2007 20:49 GMT

Don't start slobbering all over yourself.... ;)

http://www.worldofnecromancer.org/pics/page16.html

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MLOM - 21 Jan 2007 22:25 GMT

> Don't start slobbering all over yourself.... ;)
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> Official Overseer Of Kooks And Trolls In rec.autos.driving

Cool, but you omitted something in the photos: bananas. :)

As we patiently wait for Scott to clean the drool off his computer....

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necromancer - 22 Jan 2007 01:26 GMT

Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), MLOM said in
rec.autos.driving:

> > Don't start slobbering all over yourself.... ;)
> >
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> Cool, but you omitted something in the photos: bananas. :)

True, but I'm still trying to figure out the banana thing, though. Can
someone enlighten me?

> As we patiently wait for Scott to clean the drool off his computer....

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Scott en Aztlán - 22 Jan 2007 02:45 GMT

necromancer <55_sux@worldofnecromancer_nospam_noway.org> said in
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>> Cool, but you omitted something in the photos: bananas. :)
>
>True, but I'm still trying to figure out the banana thing, though. Can
>someone enlighten me?

Start here:

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Scott en Aztlán - 21 Jan 2007 22:42 GMT

necromancer <55_sux@worldofnecromancer_nospam_noway.org> said in
rec.autos.driving:

>Don't start slobbering all over yourself.... ;)
>
>http://www.worldofnecromancer.org/pics/page16.html

No drooling, huh? Is spooging OK? :)

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Ted Kennedy - President of DDDAMM (Drunk Driving Divers Against Mad Mothers) - 23 Jan 2007 02:43 GMT

>necromancer <55_sux@worldofnecromancer_nospam_noway.org> said in
>rec.autos.driving:
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>No drooling, huh? Is spooging OK? :)

ROTFLMAO.

Kudos to you and Necromancer for an entertaining diversion.

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MLOM - 22 Jan 2007 15:09 GMT

> Don't start slobbering all over yourself.... ;)
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> Official Overseer Of Kooks And Trolls In rec.autos.driving

I can understand how these would increase Scott's slobber factor. Now
if those would have been 1963 models.... :)

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Scott en Aztlán - 23 Jan 2007 03:23 GMT

necromancer <55_sux@worldofnecromancer_nospam_noway.org> said in
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>Don't start slobbering all over yourself.... ;)
>
>http://www.worldofnecromancer.org/pics/page16.html

I took these back in 2004:

http://i16.tinypic.com/4cwv3hz.jpg
http://i12.tinypic.com/2vtpg7k.jpg
http://i16.tinypic.com/2vmtz5w.jpg

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MLOM - 23 Jan 2007 03:42 GMT

Scott en Aztl?n wrote:

> necromancer <55_sux@worldofnecromancer_nospam_noway.org> said in
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In the last pic, was the driver of the car carrier staring at the
stream of drool exiting your face? ;)

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Scott en Aztlán - 23 Jan 2007 06:47 GMT

"MLOM" <grvan@netzero.net> said in rec.autos.driving:

>> http://i16.tinypic.com/2vmtz5w.jpg
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>In the last pic, was the driver of the car carrier staring at the
>stream of drool exiting your face? ;)

Those guys must be used to dopey guys slobbering all over the place.
He was probably rolling his eyes and thinking "sheesh, there's another
one." :)

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