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Car Forum / Driving, Maintenance, Tuning / Driving / February 2007Top 10 indicators your car is a beater
10. Fuel economy is measured in megaliters per micron. 9. You are never hassled by tailgaters, even in rush hour. 8. You received it in a trade for a First Act guitar. 7. It has Iowa plates. 6. You cause an accident without being involved because _it_ is the big driving distraction. 5. You park it in a high-crime area, and return to find it in improved condition. 4. Insurance agents laugh at any coverage request. 3. LEO will not even lift the radar gun, convinced of no possibility of speeding. 2. A flat tire totals it. And...Number 1... A 41-in-a-25 citation raises suspicion of a dishonest cop. > 10. Fuel economy is measured in megaliters per micron. > 9. You are never hassled by tailgaters, even in rush hour. [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > And...Number 1... > A 41-in-a-25 citation raises suspicion of a dishonest cop. 11. Your Usenet nic is "Laura Bush..." Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Larry Bud said in rec.autos.driving: > > 10. Fuel economy is measured in megaliters per micron. > > 9. You are never hassled by tailgaters, even in rush hour. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > 11. Your Usenet nic is "Laura Bush..." 12. You corner the market on D batteries to see your speedo...  SignatureLBMHB/lb-VH/SADDAM supports the troops: "Like hell. The Morons will just get a couple other jarheads to take the place of these two. " --Speeders & Drunk Drivers Are MURDERERS, Sept 13, 2006 10:43PM Ref: http://tinyurl.com/y6gbk2 Message ID: dujhg25i1fecsoh791df5qe1fmk7fiu0na@4ax.com On Feb 6, 4:58 pm, necromancer > Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Larry Bud said in > rec.autos.driving: [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > > - Show quoted text - 13. You corner the market on sandpaper and glue for retreading tires. > 13. You corner the market on sandpaper and glue for retreading tires. Tars please ! Graham Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), MLOM said in rec.autos.driving: > On Feb 6, 4:58 pm, necromancer > > Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), Larry Bud said in [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > 12. You corner the market on D batteries to see your speedo... > 13. You corner the market on sandpaper and glue for retreading tires. 14. You corner the market on spray paint cans. ;) Signature"Hell i once painted a whole car with a bunch of spray cans." --Laura Bush murdered her boyfriend, 3/29/06 Ref:http://tinyurl.com/qqaeq Message ID: 1143700563.098595.106970@j33g2000cwa.googlegroups.com > Ladies and Gentlemen (and I use those words loosely), MLOM said in > rec.autos.driving: [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] >> 13. You corner the market on sandpaper and glue for retreading tires. > 14. You corner the market on spray paint cans. ;) What is this fixation with Laura Bush? Give it up! Get a life, loser. Steve |
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