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necromancer - 24 Sep 2007 04:40 GMT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhbgBkLGyK4
A totally non safety related "offense," that rakes in money hand over fist for the state of California.....
If those CHP'ers (and cops everywhere for thet matter) would spend half as much time going after LLB's like they did persecuting these people, the roads would be much safer.
Which means that the cops won't be bothering themselves with it any time soon.
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Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS - 24 Sep 2007 05:04 GMT > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhbgBkLGyK4 > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > as much time going after LLB's like they did persecuting these people, > the roads would be much safer. LLBs slow down the deadly speeders and save lives, you moron.
Imam Widdershins - 24 Sep 2007 13:31 GMT The issue evading infidel scum, "Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS," spoke this blasphemy in rec.autos.driving:
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhbgBkLGyK4 > > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > LLBs slow down the deadly speeders and save lives, you moron. Have you ever driven a car faster than the posted speed limit?
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Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein) - 25 Sep 2007 00:39 GMT >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhbgBkLGyK4 >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >LLBs slow down the deadly speeders and save lives, you moron. Speeders aren't deadly. If they were, you'd have been able to ONCE address the issue I've directed at you numerous times. Without addressing the issue, you consistently prove you don't have a clue what you're talking about. Not like we needed any confirmation there.
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: http://groups.google.com/group/misc.transport.road/msg/a376114ee8a61824?hl=en necromancer - 25 Sep 2007 03:36 GMT Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein):
> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhbgBkLGyK4 > >> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > what you're talking about. Not like we needed any confirmation there. > :-) Ready to hunt some LLB's?
http://www.worldofnecromancer.org/pics/humor7.html ;-P
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MLOM - 25 Sep 2007 03:51 GMT On Sep 24, 9:36 pm, necromancer
> Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein): > [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > > - Show quoted text - I think your regulatory signs should be put to use. http://www.worldofnecromancer.org/pics/humor3.html
;)
Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein) - 25 Sep 2007 03:59 GMT > Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein): >> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhbgBkLGyK4 [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > >http://www.worldofnecromancer.org/pics/humor7.html ;-P Sign me up! :-)
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: http://groups.google.com/group/misc.transport.road/msg/a376114ee8a61824?hl=en necromancer - 25 Sep 2007 05:18 GMT Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein):
> > Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein): > >> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhbgBkLGyK4 [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > Sign me up! :-) http://i20.tinypic.com/zxtjxz.jpg ;-)
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Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein) - 29 Sep 2007 00:59 GMT > Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein): >> > Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein): [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > >http://i20.tinypic.com/zxtjxz.jpg ;-) ROTFLMAO. Thanks!
Now where do I get that laminated?
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: http://groups.google.com/group/misc.transport.road/msg/a376114ee8a61824?hl=en necromancer - 25 Sep 2007 00:47 GMT Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS spewed:
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhbgBkLGyK4 > > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > LLBs slow down the deadly speeders and save lives, you moron. You're full of sh.t, like usual. LLB's clog the roads and COSTS lives, not save them. I can't wait for the day when some LLB causes an accident and gets a bullet in his head for his efforts. Hopefully it will be you that gets executed.
And when are you going to address the issue that the Imam has raised? Or are you trying to hide something, you republican el faggio???
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Brent P - 24 Sep 2007 05:32 GMT > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhbgBkLGyK4 > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Which means that the cops won't be bothering themselves with it any time > soon. It seems that the majority of drivers were just outright confused by the fizzbin* like rules. Of course that's what government does to create violators and thusly be able to insert themselves into people's lives.
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Piece_of_the_Action_(TOS_episode)
The rules of Fizzbin were intentionally very complex. Each player gets six cards, except for the player on the dealer's right, who gets seven. The second card is turned up, except on Tuesdays. Kirk dealt the henchman two jacks, which are a "half-fizzbin." When the henchman said he needs another jack, Kirk warned that a third jack is a "shronk" and is grounds for disqualification. With two jacks, one wants a king and a deuce, except at night, when one wants a queen and a four.
At this point, Kirk dealt a third jack, but to keep the ruse going, he ignored the disqualification rule he had just made up. He explained that, had a king been dealt instead of a jack, the player would get another card, except when it's dark, in which case he'd have to give it back. The top hand is a "royal fizzbin," but the odds of getting one are "astronomical": when Kirk asked Spock what the odds are, Spock truthfully replied that he had never computed them.
Kirk called the last card a "kronk" and then purposely dealt a card such that it fell on the floor. As the henchman being taught reached down, Kirk punched him in the face after hitting him in the stomach, and Spock nerve-pinched the other guard, allowing the three to escape.
gpsman - 24 Sep 2007 19:47 GMT On Sep 24, 12:32 am, tetraethylleadREMOVET...@yahoo.com (Brent P) wrote:
> In article <MPG.2160fbadab7f1ce298a...@newsgroups.bellsouth.net>, necromancer wrote: > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhbgBkLGyK4 > > > A totally non safety related "offense," that rakes in money hand over > > fist for the state of California.....
> It seems that the majority of drivers were just outright confused by the > fizzbin* like rules. Yeah, that Monday-Friday... so confusing!
Not to mention the only excuses offered were, "My GPS told me to do it, and "I don't have the cash for the toll".
Naturally, you feel comfortable forwarding the conclusion "the majority of drivers were confused"... since absolutely no such evidence was presented.
> Of course that's what government does to create > violators and thusly be able to insert themselves into people's lives. http://travel.state.gov/law/citizenship/citizenship_776.html -----
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gpsman - 24 Sep 2007 15:11 GMT On Sep 23, 11:40 pm, necromancer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhbgBkLGyK4 > > A totally non safety related "offense," that rakes in money hand over > fist for the state of California..... Spurious conclusion.
Drivers who use prohibited lanes or do not bother to read ("about" -13- signs, at least one of which includes flashing yellow lights), or cannot understand regulatory signs and/or rules of the road may pose a safety hazard, as is perfectly obvious in the example of the van driver -stopping-... and then -backing up- on the f.cking highway.
> If those CHP'ers (and cops everywhere for thet matter) would spend half > as much time going after LLB's like they did persecuting these people, > the roads would be much safer. http://www.thefreedictionary.com/persecute
If you see lots n' lots of LLBs it's most likely because you habitually exceed the speed limit and 85th percentile velocity... and/ or you can't tell a driver maintaining a prudent following distance from an LLB.
> Which means that the cops won't be bothering themselves with it any time > soon. Damn cops. Always enforcing the rules you ignore, huh? -----
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necromancer - 25 Sep 2007 00:47 GMT gpsman:
> On Sep 23, 11:40 pm, necromancer > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhbgBkLGyK4 [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > safety hazard, as is perfectly obvious in the example of the van > driver -stopping-... and then -backing up- on the f.cking highway. There is no justification for these lanes to be "prohibited," in the first place AFAIC, except for the buslines lobbying for them to be that way for their convienence, you moron.
> > If those CHP'ers (and cops everywhere for thet matter) would spend half > > as much time going after LLB's like they did persecuting these people, [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > or you can't tell a driver maintaining a prudent following distance > from an LLB. To use your own words, "spurious conclusion." If you are not riding in the car with me (or in a car near by me), you can have no way of knowing what I do unless I tell you. Try putting your brain in gear before you engage your mouth, troll.
You don't have to be speeding or over the 85th percenitle velocity to see LLB's, you knothead. I passed several on the right this afternoon driving to/from J-ville and I was doing appx 68MPH (posted 70 zone) and there were plenty of cars faster than I was. Therefore, I was not speeding and I doubt that I was anywhere near the 85th percentile velocity.
> > Which means that the cops won't be bothering themselves with it any time > > soon. > > Damn cops. Always enforcing the rules you ignore, huh? You mean the rules that they make up to rake in the cash? If violating this idiotic prohibition is such a terrible offense, then put the offenders in jail. Other wise it is nothing more than a money grab by a thieving american (sic) government.
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gpsman - 25 Sep 2007 02:02 GMT On Sep 24, 6:47 pm, necromancer
> gpsman: > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > first place AFAIC, except for the buslines lobbying for them to be that > way for their convienence, you moron. Sure, nobody rides the bus.
> > > If those CHP'ers (and cops everywhere for thet matter) would spend half > > > as much time going after LLB's like they did persecuting these people, [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > the car with me (or in a car near by me), you can have no way of knowing > what I do unless I tell you. You told me. Why would you whine about LLBs unless you see a lot of them? Why would you see a lot of them?
> Try putting your brain in gear before you > engage your mouth, troll. If you thought of me as a troll, you'd just ignore me.
> You don't have to be speeding or over the 85th percenitle velocity to > see LLB's, you knothead. I passed several on the right this afternoon > driving to/from J-ville and I was doing appx 68MPH (posted 70 zone) and > there were plenty of cars faster than I was. Therefore, I was not > speeding and I doubt that I was anywhere near the 85th percentile > velocity. So what's your bitch with LLBs?!
> > > Which means that the cops won't be bothering themselves with it any time > > > soon. > > > Damn cops. Always enforcing the rules you ignore, huh? > > You mean the rules that they make up to rake in the cash? Spurious conclusion. They didn't rake in much cash.
> If violating > this idiotic prohibition is such a terrible offense, then put the > offenders in jail. It's not such a terrible offense, just about $340 worth.
> Other wise it is nothing more than a money grab by a > thieving american (sic) government. http://travel.state.gov/law/citizenship/citizenship_776.html -----
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necromancer - 25 Sep 2007 03:12 GMT gpsman:
> You told me. Why would you whine about LLBs unless you see a lot of > them? Why would you see a lot of them? Are you telling me you are blind and driving?!?!? Because if you can't see a car that is travelling on the same road you are; whether or not that driver is LLBing; then you need to get off the roads, NOW!
> > Try putting your brain in gear before you > > engage your mouth, troll. > > If you thought of me as a troll, you'd just ignore me. Just decided that necromancer would tweak you for a while. necromancer has been successful and entertained in this undertaking.
> > You don't have to be speeding or over the 85th percenitle velocity to > > see LLB's, you knothead. I passed several on the right this afternoon [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > So what's your bitch with LLBs?! Because they are disrupting the flow of faster traffic and they are posing a danger to me when one of those faster cars has to move into the right lane (where I; using the road properly; am driving) to pass the self righteous f.ck who is LLBing. Are you one of those self rightuous f.cks
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gpsman - 25 Sep 2007 03:46 GMT On Sep 24, 9:12 pm, necromancer
> gpsman: > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > see a car that is travelling on the same road you are; whether or not > that driver is LLBing; then you need to get off the roads, NOW! That doesn't make any sense, I was talking about what -you- see.
In 1M+ miles of driving I haven't seen that many LLBs.
> > > Try putting your brain in gear before you > > > engage your mouth, troll. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Just decided that necromancer would tweak you for a while. necromancer > has been successful and entertained in this undertaking. So you're a masochist. Why didn't you say so?
> > > You don't have to be speeding or over the 85th percenitle velocity to > > > see LLB's, you knothead. I passed several on the right this afternoon [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > right lane (where I; using the road properly; am driving) to pass the > self righteous f.ck who is LLBing. Spurious conclusion. Nobody -has- to change lanes to pass slower traffic.
And you seem to believe you own the entire right lane, and nobody should use it while you're using it "properly"?!
> Are you one of those self rightuous > f.cks Spurious conclusion. You don't know if they're self righteous, or just stupid. You believe you know things you have no method of learning. -----
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Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein) - 25 Sep 2007 03:51 GMT >On Sep 24, 9:12 pm, necromancer >> gpsman: [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > >That doesn't make any sense, I was talking about what -you- see. Most of your posts don't make any sense.
BTW, talking about what someone else sees is a "spurious conclusion", retard, but do keep up the good work. :-)
>In 1M+ miles of driving I haven't seen that many LLBs. Seen any parked school buses, dumb a.s?
>> > > Try putting your brain in gear before you >> > > engage your mouth, troll. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >So you're a masochist. Why didn't you say so?
>> > > You don't have to be speeding or over the 85th percenitle velocity to >> > > see LLB's, you knothead. I passed several on the right this afternoon [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] >just stupid. You believe you know things you have no method of >learning. LMAO. You're the last person to judge someone else's ability to learn, considering your difficulty with terms I learned prior to first grade.
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: http://groups.google.com/group/misc.transport.road/msg/a376114ee8a61824?hl=en Nate Nagel - 25 Sep 2007 03:53 GMT > On Sep 24, 9:12 pm, necromancer > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > In 1M+ miles of driving I haven't seen that many LLBs. I thought you said you'd driven in the DC area? They're endemic, especially so on the MD side.
>>>>Try putting your brain in gear before you >>>>engage your mouth, troll. [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > Spurious conclusion. Nobody -has- to change lanes to pass slower > traffic. It's rather hard to do it without changing lanes.
> And you seem to believe you own the entire right lane, and nobody > should use it while you're using it "properly"?! That's not what he said. I understood him perfectly to be implying that the slower traffic ought to *also* be in the right lane and not impeding faster traffic.
>>Are you one of those self rightuous >>f.cks > > Spurious conclusion. You don't know if they're self righteous, or > just stupid. We don't know if *you* are self-righteous, stupid, or both. My money is on "both."
> You believe you know things you have no method of > learning. You believe you know a lot of things that aren't true.
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necromancer - 25 Sep 2007 05:08 GMT gpsman:
> On Sep 24, 9:12 pm, necromancer > > gpsman: [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > In 1M+ miles of driving I haven't seen that many LLBs. Then either you are blind or you have done about 99.999% of your driving by going around in circles on a private track.
> > > > Try putting your brain in gear before you > > > > engage your mouth, troll. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > So you're a masochist. Why didn't you say so? Keep your S&M fantasies to yourself. You are as bad as that other one about displaying your perversions here.
> > > > You don't have to be speeding or over the 85th percenitle velocity to > > > > see LLB's, you knothead. I passed several on the right this afternoon [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Spurious conclusion. Nobody -has- to change lanes to pass slower > traffic. I see that you have somehow overcome that little physics thing about two objects occupying the same space at the same time? Otherwise, how do you pull off passing someone who is in the same lane that you are?
> And you seem to believe you own the entire right lane, and nobody > should use it while you're using it "properly"?! [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > just stupid. You believe you know things you have no method of > learning. Yes, I do know: they are self righetous and stupid.
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Imam Widdershins - 26 Sep 2007 03:56 GMT The vile and infidel scum, "gpsman," left this blasphemous prose in rec.autos.driving:
> Spurious conclusion. Nobody -has- to change lanes to pass slower > traffic. Has Allah (Praises be un to His Name) made a change in the laws of physics that the rest of us are unaware of?
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gpsman - 26 Sep 2007 04:30 GMT On Sep 25, 9:56 pm, Imam Widdershins <i.w....@joseph-bartlo.net> wrote:
> The vile and infidel scum, "gpsman," left this blasphemous prose in > rec.autos.driving: [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Has Allah (Praises be un to His Name) made a change in the laws of > physics that the rest of us are unaware of? Correction: Nobody -has- to pass slower traffic.
gpsman regrets the inability of any readers see beyond the error. -----
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necromancer @ BQK - 26 Sep 2007 05:10 GMT gpsman:
> On Sep 25, 9:56 pm, Imam Widdershins <i.w....@joseph-bartlo.net> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > gpsman regrets the inability of any readers see beyond the error. Nice backpedaling, oh spin doctor. I'm sure that you will have a wonderful future working for the next Clinton Administration.
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