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Driving with an open container of COFFEE

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Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS - 15 Nov 2007 18:00 GMT
This happened last summer but i just found out about it. Bitch should
have gone to prison.  Distracted drivers are kid-killers.

http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/18/1861.asp

7/16/2007

DC Sunday School Teacher Ticketed for Driving with Open Container of
Coffee

A Sunday school teacher in Washington, DC was acquitted last month of
driving with a cup of coffee. DC motorist Emily Miller had faced a $100
fine for violating the so-called "Distracted Driver Safety Act (Coffee
Cup)" while on her way to church to instruct five-year-olds on Sunday,
March 18.

At 9:55am that day, DC Metropolitan Police Officer Victor Haskins
witnessed Miller stop her car at the intersection of Wisconsin Avenue and
O Street in Georgetown while allowing someone in front of her to turn.
Looking more closely into her sedan, Haskins noticed the blonde teacher
held a Venti Drip full caff in one hand and the steering wheel in the
other. The policeman waited until Miller executed a turn before hitting
the lights and pulling her over.

"I said to the officer, 'Sir, I haven't done anything wrong,'" Miller
explained in an interview with TheNewspaper. "He just repeated, 'License
and registration, ma'am.'"

Miller wasn't about to just pay the fine, so she prepared a legal defense
and contested the ticket on June 22. Under examination before DC Hearing
Officer Pamela B. Washington, Haskins admitted that the Sunday school
teacher had obeyed all traffic laws and maintained complete control of
her car. The officer insisted, however, that because Miller's arms were
"really stretched out" that it was a violation. Washington, herself
sipping coffee, was not convinced. She dismissed the case, ruling that it
is not illegal to drive with a coffee cup if the person has not committed
another violation. Miller was relieved by the decision.

"It was a great victory," Miller said. "That officer had no soul."
Arif Khokar - 15 Nov 2007 18:22 GMT
Speeders are BETTER DRIVERS wrote:

<snip>

Have you ever killed a kid while driving under the influence?
necromancer - 15 Nov 2007 19:44 GMT
SFB spewed:

<< ECP removed >>

> This happened last summer but i just found out about it. Bitch

Damn if you aren't behind the times, like usual.

<< snip crap >>

> http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/18/1861.asp

<< snip article >>

Guess what, a.shole: she was found NOT GUILTY. i.e. she broke no law and
was not driving dangerously. Looks like you and your fascist lot lose
yet again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

OBTW, have you ever driven a car faster than the posted speed limit,
chicken sh.t? Quit trying to distract us from this issue with your crap
and address the issue.

Signature

S&DDAM admits to being drunk and to possible drunk driving by way of
a sentence with the poor grammar of the double negative:

"I ain't not never been drunk none in my life. "

--Speeders & Drunk Drivers Are MURDERERS," a.k.a. LBMHB, lb-VH,
Pride of America, aunt millie, Judy Diariya etc...
    May 1, 2007, 1331 hrs EDT

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Larry Bud - 15 Nov 2007 20:35 GMT
On Nov 15, 1:00 pm, "Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS"
<xeton2...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> This happened last summer but i just found out about it. Bitch should
> have gone to prison.  Distracted drivers are kid-killers.

How is she a kid killer when she didn't violate one traffic law?
MLOM - 16 Nov 2007 03:13 GMT
> On Nov 15, 1:00 pm, "Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS"
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> How is she a kid killer when she didn't violate one traffic law?

You know Aunt Judy's logic as well as the rest of us. <AJ_mode>
Distracted drivers can murder at 5 mph just as easily as at 105 mph! </
AJ_mode>

Of course, if someone is that distracted with coffee, it's time to
yank the license due to severe incompetence.

Oh, this afternoon after work, I took my eyes off the road for a split-
second a couple of times to check my speedometer.  Am I a murderer?
AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!  ;)
Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein) - 16 Nov 2007 00:47 GMT
>This happened last summer but i just found out about it. Bitch should
>have gone to prison.  Distracted drivers are kid-killers.

Don't lie. We all know it took you that long to read the article.

--

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.
- Admiral Hyman Rickover, U.S. Navy
MLOM - 16 Nov 2007 01:10 GMT
On Nov 15, 6:47 pm, "Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver
(Hector Goldstein)" <drunk_and_distracted@the_wheel.com> wrote:

> >This happened last summer but i just found out about it. Bitch should
> >have gone to prison.  Distracted drivers are kid-killers.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.
> - Admiral Hyman Rickover, U.S. Navy

Likely a longer time than it would take to replace the sandpaper on
the *tars.*
Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein) - 16 Nov 2007 02:09 GMT
>On Nov 15, 6:47 pm, "Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver
>(Hector Goldstein)" <drunk_and_distracted@the_wheel.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>Likely a longer time than it would take to replace the sandpaper on
>the *tars.*

Do you think he dismounts the tars with a shotgun prior to
re-sandpapering them?

--

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.
- Admiral Hyman Rickover, U.S. Navy
MLOM - 16 Nov 2007 02:52 GMT
On Nov 15, 8:09 pm, "Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver
(Hector Goldstein)" <drunk_and_distracted@the_wheel.com> wrote:
> >On Nov 15, 6:47 pm, "Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver
> >(Hector Goldstein)" <drunk_and_distracted@the_wheel.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
>
> - Show quoted text -

Naahhh...he shoots the sandpaper off to produce the heat needed to
soften the glue.
Murderous Speeding Drunken Distracted Driver (Hector Goldstein) - 16 Nov 2007 03:25 GMT
>> Do you think he dismounts the tars with a shotgun prior to
>> re-sandpapering them?
>
>Naahhh...he shoots the sandpaper off to produce the heat needed to
>soften the glue.

That sounds about par for the course. :-)

--

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.
- Admiral Hyman Rickover, U.S. Navy
Jorge W. Arbusto - 23 Nov 2007 18:02 GMT
> This happened last summer but i just found out about it. Bitch should
> have gone to prison.  Distracted drivers are kid-killers.

The article didn't mention any dead kids, asswipe.
B1ackwater - 23 Nov 2007 22:10 GMT
>> This happened last summer but i just found out about it. Bitch should
>> have gone to prison.  Distracted drivers are kid-killers.
>>
>The article didn't mention any dead kids, asswipe.

  Well, in keeping with "W"s foreign policy philosophy,
  POTENTIAL now equals ACTUAL. The POTENTIAL for dead
  kids means the act must be treated as if ACTUAL dead
  kids resulted. Since all sorts of things POTENTIALLY
  threaten children, America, liberty and such ... we
  are now totally justified in treating such things as
  actual damage already done. POSSIBLE crimes, pre-crimes,
  thought-crimes, ARE crimes ... same as if the trigger
  had been pulled, the bomb dropped.

  See how it works ? Super-convenient eh ?
 
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