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Car Forum / Driving, Maintenance, Tuning / Driving / May 2008Shocking Drivers to their Death
I found a way to shock drivers to their death. Particularly women. You're driving down the highway and some driver is tailgating you. You slow down, hit the brakes and the a.shole continues to ride your a.s. There's a simple solution. Carry a large fake penis next to you. I'm talking one that's at least 12 inches long. But 20 or 24 inches is even better. Simply roll down your window and act like you're pulling it out of your pants. Then stick it out the window, being sure it stands up tall and proud (like the real thing). The tailgater will suddenly swerve as they go into shock. With any luck, they will crash and burn. While you know you caused the crash, rest assured that you will not be charged with their death. You simply displayed a piece of plastic. The driver just commit suicide. And remmeber, every time you kill a tailgater, you earn 10 points for making the road a safer place. ----- Always practice safe sex and safer driving. > I found a way to shock drivers to their death. Particularly women. > You're driving down the highway and some driver is tailgating you. > You slow down, hit the brakes and the a.shole continues to ride your > a.s. Why are you braking? That causes a braking wave and becomes a problem for the traffic behind you. I had a tailgater recently, driving around during a sunlit day with headlamps and foglamps on, honking at me and obviously wanting me to go faster in the 50 zone. I was going 40, which I determined was a reasonable speed for the road conditions. The tailgating driver had an opportunity to pass, but instead continued tailgating me. I got to a sharp curve and maintained speed. The other driver slammed on the brakes, then caught up but stopped tailgating. safe_driver@highway.com wrote in news:orgi141die07cnbvnvirpdf6jtnbn5u2j9@ 4ax.com: > I found a way to shock drivers to their death. Particularly women. > You're driving down the highway and some driver is tailgating you. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > And remmeber, every time you kill a tailgater, you earn 10 points for > making the road a safer place. Not bad but it's better to just toss a golf ball or similarly sized rock back into their windshield. Perfectly legal since tailgaters are trying to kill you and you're just defending yourself. On May 1, 1:19 am, "Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS" <xeton2...@yahoo.com> wrote: > safe_dri...@highway.com wrote in news:orgi141die07cnbvnvirpdf6jtnbn5u2j9@ > 4ax.com: [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > back into their windshield. Perfectly legal since tailgaters are trying to > kill you and you're just defending yourself. you dumbass! There is nothing legal about that. As a matter of fact a truck driver from R&L went to prison for doing that in Warren,oh > On May 1, 1:19 am, "Speeders & Drunk Drivers are MURDERERS" > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > you dumbass! There is nothing legal about that. As a matter of fact a > truck driver from R&L went to prison for doing that in Warren,oh Then he had a bad lawyer. TGers are killers and you have a right to fight them off. I've used this tactic many times and usually the cops who clean up the mess thank me for ridding the world of another deadly TGer. > I found a way to shock drivers to their death. Particularly women. > You're driving down the highway and some driver is tailgating you. > You slow down, hit the brakes and the a.shole continues to ride your > a.s. No no no. What you do is NOT slow down but let them creep up close to you and then VERY lightly just touch the brake pedal so that the brake lights come on. Then watch their crazy attempt at emergency braking in your rear view mirror. FAR more satisfying ! ;~) They're also unlikely to get so close again after they've recovered. Graham >> You're driving down the highway and some driver is tailgating you. >> You slow down, hit the brakes and the a.shole continues to ride your [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Then watch their crazy attempt at emergency braking in your rear view > mirror. FAR more satisfying ! That's brake-checking the tailgater. Braking in an attempt to cause a collision is illegal, and often causes more problems for approaching traffic. > They're also unlikely to get so close again after they've recovered. I like watching them slam on their brakes after I go around a curve and they don't quite understand how to maintain speed without leaving the road. >I like watching them slam on their brakes after I go around a curve and >they don't quite understand how to maintain speed without leaving the road. That one is especially fun when you're in a sports car and the tailgater is in a top-heavy SUV. :)  SignatureProud to be a wreckless driver. On May 1, 2:30 am, Eeyore <rabbitsfriendsandrelati...@hotmail.com> wrote: > safe_dri...@highway.com wrote: > > I found a way to shock drivers to their death. Particularly women. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Graham Better to do this without letting off on the gas, and without varying your speed. Or if you have all-red taillights, just briefly hit the hazards. If you don't actually slow down, no one can claim you tried to cause an accident. Dave >> I found a way to shock drivers to their death. Particularly women. >> You're driving down the highway and some driver is tailgating you. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >Then watch their crazy attempt at emergency braking in your rear view >mirror. FAR more satisfying ! ;~) It's never a good idea to piss off someone who is stuck behind you. Angry drivers can easily suspend whatever good judgement they might possess, and initiate some kind of "Road Rage" incident. This is why in my videos you see me either KRETP or pull off the road to allow other drivers to pass. Brake checking a tailgater might seem fun, but one day you'll do it to the wrong psychopath and end up PITted off the road and down a cliff or into a flood control channel. SignatureProud to be a wreckless driver. > >> I found a way to shock drivers to their death. Particularly women. > >> You're driving down the highway and some driver is tailgating you. [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > one day you'll do it to the wrong psychopath and end up PITted off the > road and down a cliff or into a flood control channel. Fear not, I know how to take care of myself and only hardened criminals (and few even of those) carry guns in this country. Graham >> >> I found a way to shock drivers to their death. Particularly women. >> >> You're driving down the highway and some driver is tailgating you. [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >Fear not, I know how to take care of myself and only hardened criminals (and >few even of those) carry guns in this country. Just this afternoon I had a tailgater in a Suburban riding my a.s in the rightmost of 3 lanes. I simply tapped the "decel" button on my cruise control. It only took one tap before he whipped around, roared past me, and began tailgating some other car in the middle lane. Then, when he got tired of that, he changed lanes back to the right and got behind a slow-moving semi that was taking the exit ramp. He ended up braking sharply to avoid rear-ending the semi, while the car in the middle lane that he had just been tailgating sailed off into the sunset. SignatureProud to be a wreckless driver. >I found a way to shock drivers to their death. Particularly women. >You're driving down the highway and some driver is tailgating you. >You slow down, hit the brakes and the a.shole continues to ride your >a.s. There's a simple solution. Carry a large fake penis next to >you. I'm talking one that's at least 12 inches long. But 20 or 24 >inches is even better. They are called, "dildos," and you can find them in most decent sex shoppes and online. Dunno if you can get one that is 24 inches long, but I suppose anything is possible..... > Simply roll down your window and act like >you're pulling it out of your pants. Then stick it out the window, [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >And remmeber, every time you kill a tailgater, you earn 10 points for >making the road a safer place. You forgot that there may be other drivers in the vicinity witnessing this who may take your tag number and report a flasher to the LEO who takes the report.... Damn creative idea, though.... -- S&DDAM admits to putting others in danger with its beater: "Foot pumps are a joke. I had one once and since the piston only moves like 2 inches it took 50 pumps to raise the pressure by one psi. Go with the hand pumps where the piston moves around 15 inches. One of my tires has exposed cords and i have to pump it up every week. " --Speeders & Drunk Drivers Are MURDERERS, 3/6/08 Ref: http://tinyurl.com/yvrmhl Msg ID: Xns9A59DDA463296riemann1850yahoocom@216.168.3.70 |
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