It has long been established that Bert Primeau is quite different
from his brother, having raised a family while running a successful factory
outlet chain, and for being the pillar of his community for a number of
years. You couldn't be more wrong. Their only similarity is that they are
both very bald.

Well, BERTIE'S brother did write this:
(he really isn't the same man when he drinks...note:  I'm not replying to
the unmentionable one)...
From: Ernie Primeau (errnie@webtv.net)
Subject: What they are
Newsgroups: alt.baldspot
Date: 2003-06-01 15:20:15 PST

it is the likes of chevron,honk,ceniza etc who live and swim in the tanks of
roadside splat toilets.  they only come up to lick the scrotums and a.sholes
of their
innocent victims.  they love to drink piss and eat sh.t.  mostly, they love
to taste
the menstral drippings
from gaping, dripping, putrid c.nts. save your hair and money,don't buy
their crap,services or
advice.Ernie