overheard at the scene of an accident: "i'm sorry
officer, i was trying to find the roadrage card
that said "move your @$$!" and then he shortbraked
me and so i was trying to get back to "@$$hole!"
and i spilled coffee on my cell phone, and the
microwave fell off the rear seat on top of the
baby, and the dog bit my crotch chasing a fly, the
rest of it was a bit of a blur sir."
> Road Rage Cards™ is just what you need if you really want to make a
> statement.
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> "You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."
> -- Mahatma Gandhi

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Ben Jerew AKA PolarPuppy
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New Country Lexus of Latham, NY, USA
Amateur Off-Roader 93 YJ 4.0l 3spd
sdlomi2 - 18 Feb 2005 05:19 GMT
> overheard at the scene of an accident: "i'm sorry
> officer, i was trying to find the roadrage card
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> baby, and the dog bit my crotch chasing a fly, the
> rest of it was a bit of a blur sir."
Just too good for this late-nite read!!! Enjoyed it, s